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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Need to get back to fighting weight. Prepared myself some snack food, and now I have fresh nightmare fuel for @mozsab.bsky.social
A baking sheet full of roasted vegetables, including broccoli, red and orange peppers, red onion, sweet potatoes,and zucchini
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Accidentally made a science experiment
A slice of pizza on a plastic plate that has been cooked in the microwave for about 2 minutes and is now a triangular charcoal lump
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My founding fathers
An early picture of Metallica with James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine, Lars Ulrich, and Cliff Burton
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mommy, Daddy, and baby sandhill cranes standing in a front yard
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I think she's telling me how she feels about this collar. Or not being able to play ball, which is even worse for her. She ripped a chunk of skin off her leg somehow and had to get stitches. She can't run because of where it is, might rip the stitches open.
A border collie with shaved fur on her leg where she had to get stitches and a cone collar on. She is laying on a couch sticking her tongue out
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A black and gray cat sitting in a tray full of Legos
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No not this guy but he's in it too
Owen Teale in Game of Thrones
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Pretty good so far, plus has the hottest guy from Game of Thrones in it
Poster of The Rig on Netflix
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Accurate
My American Christian neighborhood: Secular or No Religious Affiliation (the fastest‐growing religious neighborhood in America). My closest five: The Episcopal Church (TEC), Presbyterian Church (USA), Evangelical Lutheran Church in America, Roman Catholic, Unitarian Universalist Association.—'Where Does Your Taste Live?'
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band not spinal tap
Impaled Rektum from the movie Heavy Trip
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
What's your favorite road trip movie? I couldn't choose
Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackHarold and Kumar go to White Castle
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The meme with the guy holding a woman's hand while looking back at another woman. The women's hand he's holding has had her face replaced with "all the new music I've been meaning to listen to", and the woman he's looking back at has had her face replaced with the cover of Testament's Practice What You Preach remastered version that just came out
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This weekend's creepy late night movie. Wish I could remember where I heard about it. Not really a "horror" movie, but definitely disturbing and I'll be thinking about it for a while. Might even rewatch.
Saint Maud movie poster
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I feel like @kimberjohnson.bsky.social could pull this off
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I think it would be funny to write a murder
mystery where not only did every single
character involved have an obvious motive to
kill this mf, they were actually all attempting to
murder him first, but the murder attempts all
cancelled each other out all except for one. Two
people tried to poison him but the poisons just
happen to work as antidotes for each other, and
instead of killing him only gave him the shits,
and due to having the shits he couldn't go
hunting that day like he had planned, foiling the
plans of the one who had conditioned his
favourite hunting horse to panic and bolt at the
cue of a whistle, and the other murder attempt
of tampering with his gun so that it would have
exploded his whole face off
The whole mystery isn't about who could have
done it or how, but who was the one who got
lucky and actually succeeded
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
At first glance I thought it was this and was wondering why did it look so different 😂 Great work!
Leatherwolf - Street Ready album cover showing the band members' shadows on pavement
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I Want Out
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ride the Sky! 🎃
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
More Helloween
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A post from the Instagram account designationsartwork: 
I'm proud to share that 1
designed the graphic project for Metal Church's
new album, Dead to Riqhts.
In addition to the complete internal art direction
and all formats for CD, vinvl, and cassette, the
album cover is the result of a creative collaboration
between Joe O'Brien, the band, and myself, with
the final artwork and photo manipulation executed
by me.
Being part of this release, which features a historic
lineup including David Ellefson (Megadeth), Brian
Allen, and Ken K. Mary (Flotsam and Jetsam
House of Lords), was an intense iournev of artistic
immersion, involving countless sketches, multiple
versions, and careful planning of the interna
artwork.
The result is a breathtaking graphic work that truly
does justice to the weight and legacy of this band
I can't wait for you to flip through the pages of this
album.
Get ready for the release later this vear
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This for me. It was forced on the band by their management, which made singer Mike Howe decide to leave the music industry completely
The album cover for Metal Church's Hanging in the Balance which depicts a cartoon of a large woman with fishnet thigh high stockings, pink high heels, and a Viking style chest plate with pointy nipple cones that look like a fruit juicer. She has a pink mohawk and is holding a tiny pink umbrella, and about to step on a tightrope. If you can't see the picture trust me it's bad.
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We don't care what you say.... FUCK YOU!!!
Bobby Blitz from Overkill singing and holding two middle fingers up in the air
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hey look it's @alexskolnick.bsky.social ! AWESOME show last night!!
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trying to cut down on alcohol, these are really good 😋
A can of Pamos strawberry margarita spritz with 10 mg THC and 2 mg CBD
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well boss, there's a reason I couldn't get my work done today 🤷🏼‍♀️
A black and white cat sitting in front of a computer monitor so that nothing on the monitor is visible
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The culprit.. I can't be mad
A super adorable black dog with a white spot on her chest, about 70 lb, with her tail wagging so much that it's blurry
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My prompt saying what's up? And underneath that a post saying Tiiiiiiiiits
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
You, in another decade
A teenage girl standing in a kitchen with dark wooden cupboards and door, her hair is in a braid but her bangs are poofed up with large amounts of hairspray, and she is talking on a corded phone.
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
Dark, on Netflix
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Dropping album that was important to you when you were 19
Metal Church - Hanging in the Balance
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fun (possible) fact I just learned going down a rabbit hole about this video morganrichter.net/blog/duranal...
Unconfirmed, but almost certainly true: That head is very likely a prop left over from the set of the 1985 sci-fi film Lifeforce, which, like Arena, was filmed at Pinewood Studios. Lifeforce was directed by Russell Mulcahy’s friend Tobe Hooper; Mulcahy visited the Lifeforce set during filming, which took place shortly before filming began on Arena. In addition, prosthetic makeup artist Nick Maley worked on both projects, and it seems probable the same prosthetic head served double duty for both Lifeforce and Arena. That prosthetic head is a replica of the head of one of the stars of Lifeforce, Patrick Stewart.
So, yes. Almost beyond a reasonable doubt, the creepy prosthetic head in Arena and the “Wild Boys” video is that of Starfleet captain Jean-Luc Picard.
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
About to try this (I've had the brand before but not the flavor)
A box of Caulipower brand dill pickle pizza, the flavor is called "I'm Kind of a Big Diil"
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm going with Jill Janus
Jill Janus from Huntress
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Timeline cleanse. Teenage crush? (One of mine)
Izzy Stradlin from Guns n' Roses
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I miss being strong. And this was when I had two square blocks for a hip joint 🙁 I'll get there again.
Me doing a yoga pose that I don't know the name of but it was really hard!
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Me and my sister sometime around 1980 at a Kenny Loggins concert, and in 2018 waiting to see Myles Kennedy
A photo collage with me and my sister in 2018 at the top, and us around 1980 as kids at the bottom
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Florida is deciding to participate in winter tomorrow
A weather forecast showing a low of 27° in Central Florida at 7:00 a.m. tomorrow morning
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Shirt check. Rare day that it's cold enough here to wear something like this
Me wearing a Testament hoodie sweatshirt from their 2011 tour
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Current reading material
A cover of a book titled "Adult daughters of emotionally absent fathers"
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Today would have been my mom's 79th birthday. Going to listen to some of my favorite albums she used to play when I was a kid.
Jeff Wayne's war of the worldsBee Gees- Main CourseBest of Bee GeesThe Moody Blues - To our children's children's children
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Best barbecue sauce 😋
A bottle of "Rufus Teague made some sauce" barbecue sauce.
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I was extremely sad for how someone treated me, but then I remembered how kind I am to people, that's a reflection of me. How people treat me is a projection of their character, and not a reflection of my value. May I always remember that.
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@mozsab.bsky.social can you believe I have one of these about 30 minutes away and I've never been? I will fix that someday
Del Taco
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Kristine @iamshadow.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Their only album even worth mentioning. I really thought they were going to do great things 😕
Black Tide - Light from Above
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