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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ

@iamschrodinger.bsky.social
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My human is a sensor and simulations computer engineer in the aerospace industry who enjoys games and family and us cats. "If we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as 'lines produced' but as 'lines spent'" --Dijkstra He/him

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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You also have 713 years of experience? What a coincidence. But for real, I started my own company when I was 15, sold it at 23 to fund college, and then went from entry level to fellow in just 14 years. I think I will keep doing what I am doing, tyvm. It has worked out exceedingly well for me.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will also add it is quite funny watching how mad and worked up all y'all are being about this. Like, me saying I won't do this when interviewing and I refuse to work anywhere where the interviewer acts like this really stresses y'all out that much?
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
South Park: I'm Not Your Buddy, Friend!
Alt: South Park: I'm Not Your Buddy, Friend!
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will. And I will continue getting top talent. And you do your thing in your toxic work environment.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Listen to when he asked. People cheered. That is how. At this point I think the states need a divorce.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We tried that in the 90s and look where it got us.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Java is, without any doubt, the worst class of languages I have to interact with regularly.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*etiquette
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are demanding a person be uncomfortable or possible even putting them in a dangerous situation depending on their medical conditions. That is absolutely demanding subservience and not etiquette.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm 45, almost 46 honey. You know what else is considered to be bad ettiquette? Being condescending.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I Was replying to this person.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your workplace must be incredibly toxic. I have worked for quite a few years where I am today. I have even recently been promoted to the second highest position one can have before joining the C-suite. Just because you have a toxic work environment and beliefs doesn't mean everywhere else does.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Demanding people adhere to some idiotic archaic rules to show subservience is just not going to be tolerated in non-toxic work environments and I refuse to ever work in a toxic environment again. So yes, *I* do walk out and that has lead me to having quite a good job.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But in seriousness, my take is that *I* walk out of interviews if people exhibit these kinds of behaviours. If that is erroneous, that is news to me. I make absolute bank today and actually am on the technical interviewer team, and if someone brought a drink in that is their prerogative.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been a technical interviewer for 713 years and you sir are being rude. I think we will have to pass on hiring you. Good day, sir. I said good day.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These sorts think it is disrespectful to not be subservient to the interviewer. These are the sorts that make me walk out of interviews.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If someone brings drink or food to the increasingly long interviews businesses demand, and you discount them for that despite being qualified, you don't deserve good employees.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Businesses, it is inexcusable for someone to show up to an interview and for you to not offer free and good coffee and water on tap. Anything less shows a lack of commitment to your emplyees.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mahna: The Professional would also work.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elmo: The Professional
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 02/10/2026
Scoop: At a secret meeting this summer, an aide to Stephen Miller laid out Trump administration's plan to make it easier for states to round up and institutionalize mentally ill homeless people — by pushing a drastic policy change that would weaken the rights of millions of disabled Americans.
nbcnews.com
How Trump’s homelessness crackdown became a sweeping retreat from disability rights
After issuing a memo making it easier to institutionalize homeless people, the Justice Department began abandoning cases protecting disabled people’s right to live in the community.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm glad you are optimistic about this. Never lose that optimism, but I am not optimistic.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And we will love and cherish that photo anyways.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know not many people will see this, but I think now is a good time to bring up one of my favorite novels ever: Jennifer Government
goodreads.com
Jennifer Government
In Max Barry's twisted, hilarious and terrifying vision…
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My money is on them refusing to seat the new congress because of election fraud claims. After that, it is up to the people whether they lie back and accept it or take down the regime.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When do we get to the part where we create the Blackwall?
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Religious homogeny"
A graph showing the splintering of Christian sects over time.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At this point, I'm just waiting for one of these companies to build their own literal army ala a Mike Pondsmith or Max Barry story.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*doubt*
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Narrator: it was not, in fact, mind-boggling.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What are the improvements, in your view so far, over theboriginal picocad?
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You won the internet for the day. Congrats.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Breaking: WNBA credits Caitlin Clark with Assist of the Year.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My condolences. Get better kiddo so mama can sleep.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These emails are getting more desperate and more pathetic by the day. Like, this would make even a 409 scammer say, "dude, have some self-respect." It is clear they are getting scared.
TRUMP AUDIT


🚨 YOU’VE BEEN AUDITED 🚨


President Trump checked your file and found something concerning:


You haven’t pledged to vote for MAGA Republicans during the midterm elections.


Your file has officially been flagged for ACTION REQUIRED.


Trump has been left with no other choice…



[Button with AUDIT written on it]

*** Clear your file before we have to escalate this.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Xennial here. They are equal. I hear both equally ironically from my gen z coworkers.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 29/09/2026
Really great work here from @maggiemertens.bsky.social:
slate.com
She Was a College Beach Volleyball Star. Then She Was Abruptly Kicked Off the Team. The Real Threat to Women’s Sports May Be to Blame.
Republicans have made women’s sports a signature issue. What’s really happening shows how cynical that is.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or that they don't want to defend their policies to the public. But either way, they are sending a message they don't give aff about the voters and expect their name and/or party to carry them.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
La White Stripes
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is because they don't plan to let electoral consequences happen.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you disqualify a candidate because they brought coffee to an interview, they dodged a bullet then.
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is no psychiatric treatment powerful enough to break the right's collective hallucination about 2020. Like, literally none of this even came close to happening.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need to make sure that people on the committee *cannot* be replaced by the president.
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey @mayor.nyc.gov, while you are taking companies to task for stealing from workers, you might take a look into youtube demonotizing creators from youtubes mistakes w/o human review, still running ads on their content, and then pocketing their ad revenue with no compensation. youtu.be/exGFT1RL6ds
youtu.be
We Found YouTube's Secret.
YouTube video by Deep Humor
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Schrödinger the ᓚᘏᗢ @iamschrodinger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That face... adorable... it is like saying cat fox.
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