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Carrie (don't take me to prom)

@iamofdaniel.bsky.social
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Artist. Mom. Wife. Smart Ass. Grad student, data analyst & Cybersecurity Consultant. Progressive politics, zero filter, mediocre housekeeping. Read more books! Find my art at CarrieRyanArt.com

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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I feel like we could all use the joy that fire hockey would bring.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
100%
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I got to pretend to be a meteorologist after filming a spot at the station here in Austin.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
This chandelier is sponsored by Trojan.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It’s been an amazing trip to England, and now we begin a long day of travel home. I’m thankful for the Centurion lounge with its delicious food and decent coffee.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Sorry I’ve been away, we are in England on a family holiday and I’ve been trying to unplug. Here’s the view from the tower bedroom we stayed in at Thornbury Castle. It was the most amazing experience ever. A 16th century castle owned by Henry VIII
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
What a weekend! I got to participate in a photo shoot for the next WGU national ad campaign with hair and makeup. So much fun! Was interviewed on video as well as part of it. Big alumni party. Met the president and many board members and spoke in front of a packed stadium. Such a great experience!
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I won’t stop, but I recognize my own hypocrisy.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Called to cancel my target card I’ve had for 10 years. The rep asked why. I let her know I won’t give money to companies that enable fascism. She said she respected that & thanked me for taking a stand. Canceled my Amazon store card too and commented why.
Red card from target with canceled written in sharpie
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Im not sure Koda is wise. This is the window he watches for my husband to come home at. 😂
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If my husband’s dog could stop unmaking every bed in the house because he’s mad I wouldn’t let him up in my lap, that would be great. He such a character. Every pillow and blanket has been tossed onto the floor.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The only way I’ll be born again is if I find out anyone who isn’t raptured has to assemble Ikea furniture for the rest of eternity.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Hey everyone. I downloaded my social security info earlier this week and just tried to login via two different methods and got this:
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
😂😂😂 I’ve been replying with this
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
How I explained the Gulf of America nonsense to a random dudebro on FB.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
They're so arrogant in their stupidity.
Facebook exchange with an idiot who thinks I'm triggered
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
You definitely shouldn't email hr [at] opm [dot] gov a list of your own 5 accomplishments for the week, because it could overwhelm the server and that would be bad.
an email of the five things I did this week
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Safety first! Especially when I’m in a hotel room alone. And yes, I can move the furniture quickly in case of emergency.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Koda is distraught because I pulled out my suitcase for an overnight work trip and he thinks this means my husband is leaving.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Yes
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
TFW you’re curled up on the sofa with a blanket, watching Alone: Australia and judging their survival skills as you drink a sparkling water and eat a sandwich.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Frodo has claimed his rightful spot in the guest room.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Current mood: Tupac and Schoolhouse Rock.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Meanwhile, house republicans are at a beach retreat in Florida. 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
The guest room is mostly done! I still need to finish the floors in the closet and put a threshold down in the doorway, but it’s done enough to share. I am loving the whimsical goth vibe of it. Also ignore the cat tree. Our kitties claimed this room.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I am done with the guest room floors! Too wiped out to hang all the artwork, but I’ll do that tomorrow after coffee. I had to make the bed tho to see my new sheets.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So the previous owners of our house poured concrete skim coat on the foundation before putting carpet in. They didn’t level it and it looked like a toddler rubbed it in with their hands. We spent hours chipping away so I can prime them for new vinyl planks.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
When you’ve had a brutal migraine since yesterday afternoon but meetings are scheduled until 5pm, you put on a full beat of makeup and hope nobody can tell you have no vision in your left eye. Adulting sucks if I’m honest.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have site visits for a HUGE project we are bidding tomorrow so drove down tonight to a hotel nearby. Got upgraded to a "king executive suite" that really could come straight from 1985. Cracks me up. But it's clean and comfortable, so I'm not unhappy.
curved desk in a hotel room1980's themed hotel room
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
A handy guide
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I have a thing for hotel safety. 😂
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I love workwear with sneakers. Especially if the sneakers are sparkly. These are from my favorite brand, P448. They’re expensive but they have some amazing sales. And they are so comfortable.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My daughters are 19 and 21. They chose the movie tonight. High School Musical. It’s worse than I remember.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Just started a pot of New Mexican carne adovada which will simmer until lunch. Sauce will thicken. Meat will tenderize and it will develop a nice rich color. My house already smells delicious.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My daughter got me one that says "Buford - My Favorite child" and here is a pic of me cuddling him. Hard to tell where he ends and the shirt begins.
wearing a shirt with my dogs face while cuddling with the dog
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Presents from my daughter’s sweet boyfriend. He gets me 😂
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
We are doing our Christmas this morning. Here is Buford Chonkalicious in his pajamas. You’re welcome.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Thankful for a Santa hat when I don’t have time to fix my hair for a holiday zoom call.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Have you ever seen capybara zoomies? If not, you’re welcome.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Took my girls to the snake farm zoo today for a capybara experience. These babies, Honey and Bee, are 8 months old and will grow to 150 lbs! We had so much fun. Also, enjoy this photo of a zebra butt.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
If you look closely, you can see the holographic tinsel I had added during my lash fill today. I love them so much!
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
My daughter had a pair of boots she wanted me to paint with #jinx graffiti so I had a lot of fun creating these for her.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Buford Chonkalicious may be a pain in the ass, but he’s so adorable. Especially when he’s dreaming and making little yips.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey #macys I have questions.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
My sweet girl thrifted this end table for the apartment complex cats to have a warm place to sleep. There are three who come visit. This is her workaround to having her own pet while she’s living at college.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Made a little something today. There’s more glitter on my floor than a strip club dressing room.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This dog. I had a shopping bag in the seat next to me. So he jumps up, is mad because he won’t fit, turns in 800 circles, then looks me dead in the eye and shoves my bag on the floor so he can lay down.
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Carrie (don't take me to prom) @iamofdaniel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
#Jinx will be listed tomorrow! Stay Tuned
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