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Carl Bryan

@iammistercarl.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm.....*sprains ankle* Ring Announcer, Podcaster, Silly Man. @reddwarfpod.bsky.social

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TV's Greatest Seasons @tvsgreatestseasons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Next Monday, our one season wonders theme continues with 90s British Vampire drama, #Ultraviolet (not the film - @vampirevideos.co.uk has that one covered), and we'll be joined by two guests - @markadamshc.bsky.social & @iammistercarl.bsky.social Why not have a rewatch ahead of the next episode?
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TV's Greatest Seasons @tvsgreatestseasons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
On 5th October, our next one season wonder of #television is 90s British #Vampire drama, #Ultraviolet, with @markadamshc.bsky.social and @iammistercarl.bsky.social
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Free With This Months Issue @thismonthsissue.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Our new episode is out now! This month @iammistercarl.bsky.social joins us to talk about Kerrang's Hometaping Vol 3: Come Out And Play cd compiled by Dexter from The Offspring from July 2003. It's essentially an alternate Tony Hawks Soundtrack! #musicpodcast #skatepunk #hiphop #kerrang #vandals
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random garfield @randomgarfield.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
#Garfield 16/08/1994 🐱
Garfield published on 16/08/1994
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Liam Sharp @liamsharp.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ben Stone’s fab cover for StarHenge - A Kiss for Atticus #3! Love it. :-)
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Looking at an audiobook site and saw the book "1000 Mind Control & Dark Techniques To Get Rich!"....2nd Edition. Obviously the working title of "Ok, so you're not rich but your ex whinnied like a horse whenever the doorbell rang. We swear we've got it right this time" didn't make it to print.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Wandered outside for a moment. Said morning to a lady who was smiling a mile wide and looked to be truly enjoying life. It was then I noticed that the dog she was talking to...didn't exist. Good on you madam. The world sucks. Imagine a dog.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
So, the other day I found out there's Muppet Robin Hood, Muppet King Arthur, Muppet Snow White and Muppet Sherlock Holmes in comics. Here's my idea for a film. Muppet Batman. With Keaton back as Batman. Kermit as Riddler, Fozzie as Joker, Sam Eagle as Commissioner Gordon and Gonzo as Robin.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Just updated my shower curtain. I know what you're thinking, and you're right. An announcement like this will send people to my home to engage in what can only be called "frenzied debauchery" It's been a pleasure serving with you.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Phone case is a bit haggard, let's have a look on Amazon.... "Rugged Shockproof Armor Cover, Heavy Duty Military Grade WITH Kickstand!!!!" Ooooh, can I get it in purple?
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
They always book @randomhand.co.uk for this show. I'm starting to think they know the promoters y'know....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
So, it turns out the Streets of Rage soundtrack fit perfectly between me locking my front door and opening up the office this morning. Making me feel like I've achieved something significant before I've even remembered what my name is....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Had a moment of feeling quite odd in Tesco this morning. Standing in the glow of the fridge pondering which protein pudding to get as "If You Tolerate This Then Your Children Will Be Next" by the Manics played in the background.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
@wcwthunderpod.bsky.social After the last episode I couldn't sleep and ending up finding the last five match run of Hail on YouTube. Was a bit surprised that he had a decent enough piledriver as a finish.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Y'know, the main thing I miss about working for Sky is explaining to someone that the charge on their account was a "pay per night" - the response of "well, I didn't buy it" before the slow realisation hits....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Starting the day right, half awake, looking at the Playstation new game announcements at 6.30am and being confused as you swear they said the big James Bond game was coming out for the PS Vita
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Nope, there's nothing funny about the poor quality hold message sounding like they're saying "All our loins are busy at the moment" Don't know what you're talking about.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Well, time to buy a new face wash. The question is do I go with the Expert Hydra Energetic, the Peppy Tireless Echidna or the Vigorous Outright Bastard?
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Venicone @venicon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Staying in Norway, only one thing to put on the to eh @iammistercarl.bsky.social
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Thinking about it, Batman from the TV series had a direct LANDLINE to the police station. There's no way the Police didn't know it was Bruce Wayne....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
FILM PITCH: Groundhog Day but with seasonal depression. He doesn't get out of bed till 3pm. Watches TV till it's dark (So many channels playing repeats he never twigs). Then orders a takeaway where the driver has a full face helmet before going back to sleep. This last for at least three months.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Smashed a dish today. As I was sweeping up the glass with my back to an open front door I realised if this was an episode of "Murder, She Wrote" this is probably how I'd go out. Maybe saying "Oh, it's you" before it happens...
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Steve Dean @stevedeanrefs.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Something a bit different from me today... This week, I've been very fortunate to guest on the Jack Murley Sports Show talking about wrestling, as well as being a member of the LGBTQ+ community. Available on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts open.spotify.com/show/1Y1nfUE... #wrestlesky
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Shipwrecked and Comatose: A Red Dwarf Podcast @reddwarfpod.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This week's offerings from the @filmstories podcast network: filmstories.co.uk/film-stories...
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Film Stories Podcast Network | Warfare, Aliens, Crimson Tide and more
On the Film Stories Podcast Network: close-up warfare, close-up aliens, close-up nuclear submarines and more. Here’s what we’ve been up to…
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
"You alright?" "Yeah, I've been asleep this afternoon..." "Ah, the old pre-Wrestlemania nap?" "...Yes. That's EXACTLY what that was...."
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awfullygourgeisty 🎃 @awfullywaffly.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
anyway here's Chuck Taylor in 2017 saying much the same thing MJ and I say about wrestling shows all the time
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Angela Barnes @angelabarnes.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
How the hell did we as a society get to the point where we’ve decided one of the historically most marginalised groups, trans people, are the cause of all our problems and not the greedy billionaires manipulating everything? It’s the greatest trick the elite have played and they are laughing at us
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trans Women are Women. Trans Men are Men. Disgusted by the demonization of people who are just trying to live the ONE life they have as true to themselves as they can. Sending love to my trans friends. You keep your heads high and keep stepping. Remember you don't walk alone.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
So, remember at Christmas when the news has those "they celebrate Christmas EVERY day!" people on. Do you reckon they're still going but they're opening a really haggard Beano annual from 1993 every morning and thanking a skeleton in an armchair they called "Mother"?
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/04/2025
Is this the greatest Rowdy Roddy Piper moment ever? Scientists say yes.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Realised last night I'm still on the Movie Theatre Employee subreddit I joined when I was still a projectionist. People are posting the state of their cinemas after screenings of Minecraft. I feel for them so bad.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Went outside and for a few moments there was no people or ambient noise. Sometimes I like to thing that my own personal Truman Show crew are scampering about going "CRAP HE WENT FOR LUNCH AT A DIFFERENT TIME!!!!"
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Martin S Dixon is trying his best. @bunnysuicida.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Happy #PortfolioDay, internet. I'm a very amateur, very self taught guy, with an eye to capturing the wild and wacky world of professional wrestling.
Savage American Dragon. A mashup of America Dragon Bryan Danielson and Image comics' Savage Dragon.A horrific melding of Chainsaw Man and Terry Funk's Chainsaw Charlie persona. An homage to classic horror comics where a decaying mummy attacks wrestler Terry Funk, who wields a flaming branding iron. The Gnomie, Gabby Forza holds a rock aloft to the delight of a group of garden gnomes.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I must admit I'm baffled now as to what's happening with The Death Riders. Everyone's fallen, I don't believe that they're waiting for Darby. It feels odd for it to be Bryan. The only person I can think is left is Kingston. #AEW
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
This morning the alarm clicked on perfectly at the "There's no love, like your love" part of "Everything I Do (I Do It For You). I'd argue that's a bloody epic way to start your morning....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
There's a Midsomer Murders stage show coming to Derby in 2026. If anyone needs me I shall be freezing myself until then.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The other day while scrolling TikTok I heard the theme song from The Telebugs on one of those nostalgia accounts. Since then I haven't been able to shift it out of my head. I may have activated.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I mean if anything Mark is a podcast strumpet.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
See! It can't be too far away now!
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Walking in town this morning. I see a man happily going about his business. he's wearing his glasses then I see he's wearing what I presume are his spare glasses on top of his head. It's funny for a moment. Then I realise "oh, that's totally going to be me in the future" 🤣
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I could go on the dating apps or I could write here that if anyone wants me I'll be in my quarters at lunchtime, covered in taramasalata....
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Riding the Red Arrow back from a show. There is much singing. As we enter Derby there are yells of "YES! DERBY! DERBY!! DAAAAAAABAAAAAAY!" I feel this wouldn't happen if we lived in Aberystwyth
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Not even 10am and I have already succumbed to the urge to listen to "All Night Long" by Lionel Richie. This is becoming a habit.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
"Yeah, so have you tried turning it off and on aga.....OH MY GOD IT'S THE ICE CREAM VAN!!!!" *Carl shaped hole in office wall*
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
At work, I finally get something working again that's been a right pain in the backside. There's no one in the office and I find myself saying aloud "Who's a sexy bastard? YOU'RE a sexy bastard!"
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Enough is enough game developers. Where's my James Pond II - Codename: RoboCod remaster? Is McVities holding things up?
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
What great albums came out when you were 21?
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Shipwrecked and Comatose: A Red Dwarf Podcast @reddwarfpod.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This week's offerings from the @filmstories.bsky.social podcast network: filmstories.co.uk/news/film-st...
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Film Stories Podcast Network | Physical media chat, 70s science-fiction, the 13th Doctor and more
On the Film Stories Podcast Network: physical media lives, 70s sci-fi dies, a Doctor regenerates and more. Here’s what we’ve been up to…
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This morning I caught that random third bus operator that only have like, 2 blatantly refurbished 90's Trent Buses. My regular bus went past me and I avoided their gaze. I felt like such a slut.
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Carl Bryan @iammistercarl.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Derby's had a massive crackdown on dodgy cigarettes. Went to the shop round the corner from work. Soon as I walked in "you want some cigarettes?" "Nah, I'm good" "How about tobacco?" "Still good" "You sure?" "Yep" I'm thinking someone might be trying to shift some stuff quickly y'know.... 🤣
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