The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Now why my bd mama send me a damn invite to his surprise party? Like yea imma come air that bitch out… SURPRISE!! 😂 010
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Every time he drinks my Gatorade I swear I think about canceling this fucking wedding. It pisses me off BAD. What a way to start the morning 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I just want to be happy and with the person I want to be happy with 010
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Next time this nigga starts crying about the dog imma ask him well what is it he exactly misses? Lmao like ain’t walk the nigga, play with him, take him to the dog park NOTHING. But you mad he gone pfft 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I successfully rehomed the dog. I am happy as hell. But the man keeps crying about itmedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is drinking water from a glass .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is drinking water from a glass . 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025There has to be a way to cut down costs of this decor. It has to be lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025At this point maybe we should just go down to the courthouse lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Some people are just going to have to have reception only invites. I can’t do all this planning stuff lmao 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 10/12/2024When I tell you I’m about to go up to that place and pull the register lmao I’m tryna get this girls hair braided 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I’m just at the point in my life that certain shit just not happening for me. I have to remember everyone ain’t me 010
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 10/12/2024A lot of times you just gotta be really honest about what a nigga gone do 100
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 09/12/2024My landlord and the handy man in this bitch arguing like I cannot take this lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m so ready to get out of this house to something better lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I need to do work and I am procrastinating so hard let me do something 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 09/12/2024It’s really the little things that build trust and what is so hard to understand about that 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 03/12/2024What’s the pint of lying about what you’ve endured? It shapes you as a person. You experience it, learn from it, acknowledge it, and decide it’s not okay and heal 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I get “in trouble” for being so transparent. And I’m literally a person that just likes to tell the truth. 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Today in therapy, my therapist told me I’m a person that experienced ALOT of trauma. He ask me how I’m still going. And I said by God’s grace 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Healing conversations with my therapist be needed every Monday. Walking in my no 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024The men in my life LOVE telling me what/how to do something but they can’t do the shit themselves. What are y’all good for 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I either want a shot wall, or a champagne wall 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’ve been doing this thing lately of having anxiety about everything. Talking to my mom doesn’t help 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I wish I could sew cause I’d make my own shit 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I have a dress in mind that is so non traditional I just feel like it may clash with the bridesmaids dresses idk. But everything else is BORING 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Idk wedding dresses be looking so bland! I want something that makes ya say va va voom!! 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’m really trying to figure out how to let this person down gently. Like we REALLY be trying not to be mean because we are grown 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I haven’t purchased one Christmas gift 😭 110
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Damn y’all, I gotta drop a friend. Oh well I tried lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I will defend miss Amber and gang to the core. That lady got my baby learning and developing real good! 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Did she just call childcare providers babysitters?! Definitely not that lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’ll m about to wake KP and babe up because how dare y’all leave me alone with the baby and I have to cook! Wake up!!! 000
Reposted by The Swim TeacherGrip Bayless @talleyberrybaby.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I love making dressing. It just makes me feel like i’m better than everyone else. 617318
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I gotta go take my baby to see wicked this weekend 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Every Thanksgiving I think about when Gi Gi flooded the cleaning greens 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’m so glad I did my greens and gumbo yesterday. Also my veggie prep. I would be dreading getting up if I had to chop anything 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I am sleepy asf but I gotta get up and cook eventually 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This almost feels like having a burner page lol 011
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Idk why but maybe I should remove some people off the guest list because too many people surprised for my liking, they got a save the date. We not gang?media.tenor.coma woman wearing a blue wig and a white tank top is talking .ALT: a woman wearing a blue wig and a white tank top is talking . 110
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Me and the girl slept in GOOD this morning since the baby went to school 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I would like to actually kick [redacted] ass at this point. 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I’m trying to stay over here but I need more action 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Now when she gets escorted out I don’t wanna hear it lol 000
The Swim Teacher @iamlextownsend.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I really want someone to cuss my mama out for me and tell her that trying to wear any variation of white to my wedding is just evil.media.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress is drinking water from a glass .ALT: a woman in a blue dress is drinking water from a glass . 000
