Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This might be a hot take but Cassandra Cain should be tall. That way when she becomes Batman the crooks can’t tell the difference. Either she needs to be tall or Bruce needs to be short badabing badabam. 010
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Dang Cormac McLaggen sucks in Harry Potter 6 what a - VIGILANTE?! 010
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Cedric Diggory gotta be one of the most unfair deaths ever bro did nothing but chill and be nice and he died bro. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Two out of the three Triwizard events in Harry Potter 4 were just the audience being suckered into looking at nothing. They can't see what's going on in the water or the maze!!! What are they doing?!?! 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Why did Viktor Krum have to save Hermione in the second Triwizard trial? Like he just met her. Is she the person he has the closest connection to even with all his friends there? That’s sad. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Mad-Eye Moody genuinely gets so much excellent characterization in Goblet of Fire but it’s ruined by the stupid fucking Barty Crouch twist so then we don’t even know Moody because it was David Tennant all along why the hell they do that? 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The first three Harry Potter movies are kinda perfect which is neat. But man on rewatch I’m starting to remember how they fall off more as they try harder to be more complicated for no reason. Not enough to be bad but enough to be bit annoying sometimes. 100
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 26/11/2024You want Optimus and Elita to date because you want Optimus to be straight. I want Optimus and Elita to date because him being a boywife is based. We are not the same. 020
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Even something like the cast. The movies have one of the best casts ever put together for a franchise. No way the show's ever gonna top that. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I feel bad for everyone who works on the Harry Potter Max show, because no matter what, that show will always just be seen as a lesser version of one of the most iconic film series of all time. 100
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I got an A on an economics test and my teacher dropped it so now I'm failing what the fuck bro. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Hey Elon train your AI off THIS - oh wait, wrong app. 020
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Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone bring him to the discussion but Eddie Redmayne would be a perfect Joker and if it fits, he should absolutely be the DCU Joker. 010
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 11/11/2024Told my dad that he’s like Kup and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so insulted. 020
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Honestly The concept for Red One sounds stupidly fun and creative. It’s a shame that it just seems as good as your average Netflix action movie, like Red Notice. Wait, Dwayne Johnson was in that one too. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 10/11/2024She could do whatever she wants to me and I’d thank her. 111
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Man I don’t know much about anime but the way either of these is infinitely better than western fan service which is just “Hey remember that one thing you liked years ago? Here you are but again” 😭 020
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 09/11/2024I’m sorry but every time I look at Alpha Trion my immediate thought is “Robot Dumbledore.” 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I'm already opposed to the very idea of remaking Disney movies, especially the best one. But why'd you have to drain my boy's blue? 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Presidents being canon in comics is so funny to me. Resurrected Biden committed suicide in front of Daredevil? Trump was MODOK in an alternate timeline? Obama abolished the Superhuman Registration Act (he was canonically president at the time of this comic)? That's just canon now and forever. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Never understood the meaning of an industry plant before Spider-Boy. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I’d say so! It’s not traditional Marvel because they have key differences in the lore, but because of that, it’s very easy to jump into and just enjoy as a regular story! Helps that it’s also been top-notch stuff 👌🏼 110
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024And you can say that this is “making comics about politics” or something but if you can’t see the blatant political themes, especially in the not subtle at all Ultimates, then you’re in desperate need of media literacy. Also worth noting that while not a comic Transformers One also had these themes. 020
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 08/11/2024In both Marvel’s new Ultimate universe and DC’s new Absolute universe, I’ve been picking up on a common thread of disestablishmentarianism, rebellion, finding yourself, and speaking up against oppressors. It’s just nice to know that in times like this, these are the big stories that get pushed. 273
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 07/11/2024In times like this looking to or finding connections in media's honestly A bit childish. But that's not so much of a bad thing. Stories & art reflect the world & finding hope or solace in that can be comforting. As long as its healthy & doesn't trivialize the real world problems. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 07/11/2024media.tenor.commiles morales from spider-man into the spider-verse is laying in a hospital bed and says nah .ALT: miles morales from spider-man into the spider-verse is laying in a hospital bed and says nah . 010
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Man I don’t even have it in me to be overly patriotic for a joke anymore, America doesn’t deserve shit after that. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 06/11/2024apolgy for bad english where were u wen donald trump president again i was at house eating dorito when phone ring “Donald trump is win” “no” 010
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 02/11/2024If Thanksgiving got you presents then people wouldn’t be skipping it. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 01/11/2024Scale in Transformers One is insane holy shit because what do you mean Megatron is 157 feet tall? 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 31/10/2024I was so surprised to hear people talking about the dude I always saw in my Marvel Encylopedia as a kid, imagine my surprise when he's in the MCU now, that's crazy. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Expanding on Jonathan Pryce, I'm not the biggest fan of his take, but I do really enjoy how he did something distinct and different, even if I don't think it works all the time. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 29/10/2024Been listening to literally every version of Cabaret possible. Appreciation for Eddie Redmayne's Emcee really grows when you realize he's literally the only one besides Alan Cumming and Jonathan Pryce to not be Diet Joel Grey. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 28/10/2024The Money Song from Cabaret is funky to me. Like it's alright but there's that one part with fast lyrics that every actor who did it feels like they're just trying their damndest to get them out fast enough and just barely succeeding each time without sounding too smooth. Joel Grey was aight though. 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Completely bombed an anatomy test how the hell is anybody supposed to differentiate these different cells? 000
Laserbeak @iamlaserbeak.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Honestly Decepticons are a bit funny to me because how do you have evil red eyes while your enemies have good guy blue eyes and go "Our cause is just." 000