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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 5h

How about that Pepperdine School of Broadcast Journalism? 🤣

J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 8h

Scott Jennings will be putting on his grandest and assiest performances this weekend. He should be in rare form and ripe for a good raking over the coals. Please have fun with him.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 8h

New Broadway shop just dropped: The Death Of An Incel

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 9h

Don't worry, ya'll, she has her razor-sharp law acumen and her enviable oratory skills to fall back on. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 13h

When you are such a bad joke that even Sean Hannity gives you the old Vaudeville Hook. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 15h

Starring Liz Truss as Penelope Pitstop: "Haaaaaylp. Haaaaaaaylp." 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm gonna shock you even more: She couldn't pass a barTENDING exam 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That same, creepy stare that Allison Mack used to give to Keith Raniere 🤢

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

A very light, cool rain has settled over the area and will persist all day tomorrow with a high in the upper 40's. Have a nice dinner planned: pot roast w/ carrots & potatoes (& gravy), slow-cooked butter beans, green salad, rolls, sweet potato pie. 😋 pure comfort. #Grateful Bring on the Fall! ❤️🍁

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I will never stop being amused at what Colorado will call a "lake." There are so many lakes where I'm from and a lot of them are fairly large. Here, I drive by "Lake George" and die laughing because we would've called that a "stock pond" 😂

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You remember that oooold episode of The #Simpsons when Lisa and some kids start a Kid's News channel? They were more professional than Slingblade Barbie was today. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

bahahaha! this is a literal gift for the midterms

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Hahahah! Squash-Face Barbie going after Kacey Musgraves and getting her ass handed back to her ground and seared was about as choice as it gets. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I love Autumn!!! 🍁🍂 Our first light freeze of the season is right around the corner! It's *gorgeous* out today. Taking mom to a craft retreat she attends up in the mountains to drop her for a few days of fun. Coming home and making a big pot of stew for the coming cold evenings.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

hahah!! OOOoo 🍿 She did that thing where you get drunk enough to tell them *exactly* how you feel. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

🚨🚨👇 👇 👇 🚨🚨 💯

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

oof. working on that first legendary in #gw2 RN like: now, you need 500 Gifts of Bankruptcy and 500 crystallized pieces of your own soul, an 500 ingots of purest gold you can only make 1 of a day. 😭

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not to mention how laughable it is that she even has a mind to change. It's like expecting an expired jar of mayonnaise to become sentient or something. 🙄

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"Fun size" halloween candy bar minis: eat us, we're fun!! later, you line up the wrappers side by side and realize you've eaten 5 WHOLE size candy bars. how fun. 😬 🤣 🤷‍♂️

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good grief, at least act like you have some idea what a fucking "user story" is even if you're too goddamn cheap/lazy to go find one. 😡

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

then you are doing your existing users a HUGE disservice by screwing up all of the aforementioned. It fucks up workflows, and it's TERRIBLE when you remove features that were there before with no alternative to get them back. Stop acting like a bunch of decorators and FFS stop with the assumptions 👇

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the new weather underground UI on the website 👎👎😞 <sad trombone> I will DIE on this hill: a UI is a **tool** that your users invest time, develop muscle memory, and even how their eyes move around to read/interact with the screen. Unless you are *improving* functionality in a *notable* way 👇

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

...who needs to learn to hem her damn slacks. She looks like Shaggy from Scooby fucking Doo

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

someone trigger Buckingham and tell him he looks like Donny Osmond here 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's a crisp 59F out (15C for those of you not stuck using units from the days of cholera). I can walk mostly w/o pain and I went for a short stroll and saw lots of Halloween decorations and now I am most contented with a late night bowl of homemade soup. Grateful.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Also: spare us the bullshit about immigrants "not being able to assimilate" into our culture but when they do just fucking that in the most American of ways, then they don't belong. We see your racism and your inferiority complexes eating your dumb asses alive.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I'm very disappointed that this pot pie had absolutely NO pot in it. False advertising. 1/10

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Boom chick-a-wow OW 🍑🌶️🔥

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That time I ruined my favorite plastic ware storing and re-heating marinara sauce in it.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

and don't forget the Unabridged Dictionary that was so huge and heavy it took two people practically to handle it 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This is how senators are created in Alabama

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That's because the only place he could hit the ball was where the fucking trees were, I bet. 🤣

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If you're using Grok at this point, you deserve whatever grand fuckery comes your way. Not sorry. You're making a CHOICE to support one of the most dangerous, racist shitbags on this planet when you use his products. And it's not like you don't have a choice so spare us the bullshit.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Sage advice from the legendary Bob Marley! Stand up for your rights! VOTE! ✊ www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeCH...

youtube.com

Get Up, Stand Up (1973) - Bob Marley & The Wailers

YouTube video by Bob Marley

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

seemingly the entire world on Saturday: WOO! GAME DAY! me: WOO CATURDAY!! 😺

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We HAVE had public executions: Renee Good and Alex Pretti. And the videos of the boats they have blown up. What about the bodycam videos of all of the young black men getting shot by the cops for YEARS?! See? You're already desensitized to this crazy, evil shit if you haven't even realized it yet.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Weather emergency shutting down communities! Link here! <click> Instant Paywall 🖕 I guess you get to live if you're rich enough.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That's Right! I am proud that in Colorado, we celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day Also: tell me this is a boomer designed website name without telling this is a boomer designed website name 🤣🙄🤦‍♂️ www.denvergov.org/Government/A...

denvergov.org

Indigenous Peoples' Day Official Denver City Holiday

Held on the second Monday of October to honor Indigenous American peoples and commemorate their histories and cultures.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

RECORD SETTING!!! If you count this as the most concentrated amount of stupidity in the city at the moment.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Additionally, I would encourage all registered #Colorado voters to sign up for Colorado BallotTrax. It will send you emails informing you of when your ballot has been mailed to you, when it was received, and when it was counted: peace of mind! Info: www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/electio...

sos.state.co.us

BallotTrax FAQs

Colorado Secretary of State's official website, including business filings, elections information, notary public registration, charitable organizations, UCC filing, lobbyist & bingo-raffle information...

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Apple Maps: capable of making you despise the very land you walk upon.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

He was *great* at football. He was also a racist, macho shithead. Two things can be true. The first thing doesn't excuse the other. If you don't want to be spoken of poorly in death, the don't be a fucking asshole. JMFC why do jerks suddenly become SAINTS when they die? WTH is wrong with people?

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This diva deserves tickets to the Primus show of her dreams.

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J. Simmons @iamjsterling.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

🤣 I am holding out for the Klonopin Cupcakes.

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