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Iamjon2013

@iamjon2013.bsky.social
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Ugh hacked again, this is Jon, not Laura

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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why are people so weird genuinely? Like this is the one Internet form where I do more than minimal sexiness, only for some troglodyte with no profile pic to retweet and like every comment I made on this website DA HELL!?!?
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🫪😂
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With all sincerity, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me in the stands cheering you on after I just slammed 3 4Locos
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Dawsonyeeyee Dawson says "Yee Yee!"
ALT: Dawsonyeeyee Dawson says "Yee Yee!"
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
America really needs more teeth optional sports.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feeling real big after I gained almost 30 pounds in a month  🫪🫪🫪🥵🥵🥵
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is one of the hottest things I have ever seen.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Drove 4 hours on three hours of sleep back to my hometown to surprise my family. I deserve these cheddars 🥐
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Diva Flonase is a thing.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
😂🤣😂🤣
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When you realize that the comparison is the biggest thief of joy, it opens up an entire world for you where you truly don’t give a F
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Love Love You
ALT: Love Love You
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mallory, you going home? YEP YEP YEP.
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Excited Lexi Love
ALT: Excited Lexi Love
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
ALMOST is the key word here.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Gyatt
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Fat Ass Eric Cartman
ALT: Fat Ass Eric Cartman
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Looked like a blast, sorry I missed it 🙂
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🥵🥵🥵
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
With Pleasure!
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Finally have a weekend off! Trying to Feed & Breed #FBF
A very fat man grabbing his belly yearning for a feeder 🐷🐷
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mind if I came over and took a dip lol
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And I would be too if I signed up to live in a box for three months.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Some of y’all are just allergic to whimsy, it’s weird #BB28
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oh, they love kids? I’d love to know if any percent of their CHIP program is funded.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@iamtkp.bsky.social I need your verdict diva.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is there anything more cringe than a “29” year-old woman calling a 25-year-old woman a “mean girl“ in the year of our Lord of 2026??? #BB28
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Glad to be a beacon of beef 🥩🥩🐷🐷
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Could be heavier though…
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Looking as sexy as ever!
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Some call it toxic, I call it stranger danger
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just remembered my meds won’t let me enjoy the triple dipper at Chili’s anymore
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hey diva, have you gone outside today? Did you drink your water? Remember it’s important to have balance when you’re wasting your life away watching the life feeds of a parking lot reality show that’s edited like the kids choice awards. Love you, Boo 😘😘😘
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I really want massive fat boy to strap me down, stuff with food till it’s hard to breathe, and then suffocate me with his overhang.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Never been, but I make your style ribs every now and then.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I like them thick, funny, sweet, good credit, makes about as much as I do, and can rattle off movie quotes like no one’s business.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
St. Louis??? Seattle??? Salt, Tequila, Lime???
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m pretty sure I had no idea 🙃🙃🙃
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Keep paving your own path. There may be a couple cracks along the way, but you’re gonna get to where you’re supposed to be.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I do, every now and then. I think it’s mostly missing all the potential memories you could’ve made with them, God has other plans and that’s OK.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I I’ve been talking to a really sweet guy over the past four months. We’re still getting to know each other before we make it official, I’m kind of dragging my feet to be honest. I just wanna make sure he’s worth the wait 🤗🤗🤗
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ngl.link/iamjon2013 Happy Thursday! I’m bored
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The worst for me is when you realize someone is analyzing every single piece of food that you put in your mouth, like that is the most fascinating thing in the world to them for some reason.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
@fatlantabear.bsky.social did that!!
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
youtu.be/lFSSqQpj_-g Go Stream my friend’s music!!!!
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New Weirdos - "I Want You (I Want Him Too)" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by New Weirdos
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Me-1 Tiny shard of glass from a broken six dollar bottle of wine that found its way into my foot-0
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What type of gay am I today? The one who walked 2+ miles listening to act one of the Hello Dolly! Soundtrack #ThicButFit #pornstache
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers.
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Aunt Fanny and Friends: Robot Kitchen Chaos
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon:
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Drawn Together Toot Braunstein
ALT: Drawn Together Toot Braunstein
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy Birthday @marbledslab.bsky.social I only edited out the two people because they’re not on this website
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
She’s so fucking chic.
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This was the only somewhat passable situation we had left. This season with a chop, congratulations to Miss girl though.
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RuPaul's Iconic 'Mehhh' Expression
ALT: RuPaul's Iconic 'Mehhh' Expression
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Iamjon2013 @iamjon2013.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No one deserves that, no matter their size.
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