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Henrik Mattsson

@iamhenrik.bsky.social
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Appreciated punster. Celebrated ranter. Father of unimpressed children. Husband of wife who married me for my potential. Trying.

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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Slava Ukraini!
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A group of dyslexic alpinists refuse to believe the feds changed the name back to Mount McKinley. They are in Denali.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2025
NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs theonion.com/nba-team-phy...
NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If you've done something embarrassing lately, please take comfort in the fact that at least you didn't do a Lex Fridman and spend two hours in front of the entire world mansplaining war and peace to the greatest wartime leader since Churchill.
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a woman is crying while sitting in front of a microphone and the word cringe is on the bottom of her face
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up theonion.com/drake-drops-...
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Demorik: min egen ungdomsrörelse kommer bli mitt fall Gustav Hemming: Hold my beer!
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I love all new customers. But I get extra excited when they are an app or service I already use. Because the most important thing in the life of a tech-loving B2B SaaS CEO is of course to make more money from the apps I pay for than I pay them. #lifegoals
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Break, break. Relaying meme.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Do we Swedes think we're better than everyone else? I wouldn't want that to be true. But I'll say this: 18 years after I left Sweden for Canada I still see my Canadian wife as being the immigrant in the relationship. She and everyone else here do so many strange un-Swedish things every day.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Microwave oven product managers in the beep-design meeting
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
As a father I find the scene in Dune 2 where Paul Atreides convinces non-believers he is Lisan Al-Gaib by showing them he knows exactly what they’re thinking completely unrealistic. When I do this to my teenagers all I get is bombastic side-eyes and a big whatever…
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Can someone please tell then anti-NATO rioters in Montréal that Canada already did an amazing job defunding NATO? 😀
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Nu är jag inte här för politiken, men ojojoj de skämtade inte när de sa att vänstern flytt till bluesky Har inte sett en politisk högertweet här än.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
From the bottom of my heart: thank God for comedians. I honestly don’t know what I would have done without them these last few years.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Humans: "Bots are so unhelpful, I want to talk to a human". Also humans after a bot asks for a detailed description of the problem they are having with the product: "I have a problem with the product".
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I was delayed 20 minutes this morning because I had to have a discussion with my 11 yo about taking responsibility for being late. Then I was delayed another 10 minutes because the “Gandalf was delayed because he had to fight a Balrog” just wouldn’t come up in the Slack Giphy shuffle selection.
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a woman is making a funny face and says `` do as i say not do as i do '' .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and says `` do as i say not do as i do '' .
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Word on the street is this place is reaching critical mass. So after 10 months hiatus I am back for another try. What to say? Well. The outcomes of wars are generally hard to predict. When in doubt, ALWAYS lean away from defeatist perspectives. Slava Ukraini!
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Russian war machine fuck off Slava Ukraini
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
How will bluesky publish sphere drone pics? Let's find out
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Me: This is a perfect situation for some compartmentalization. My 13yo: The thing with the boxes? Me: Exactly! Just put all the other tests away for now and focus on this one. Her: That's easier said than done Me: Fair enough #parenting #leadership #beinghelpful #dadoftheyear
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
Swedish Christmas ham on Canadian pig and Finnish mustard, cured Swedish style by an expat German butcher, and prepared by me. It is not easy being an immigrant, but someone has to do it.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I'm not saying my youngest is a nerd, but instead of reading the stories on the back of the cereal boxes, she calculates total ingredient weights in the box from the nutrition value label...
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Facebook french translation just made it seem like I said that as per tradition I make my kids bring "Swedish lice" to school every 13 December. "Lussekatter" is in fact not lice but a traditional Swedish saffron bread that we eat today.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
Hör från hemlandet att (vissa?) förskolor inte kan posta sovscheman i entrén längre eftersom föräldrar inte vill att deras barns tupplursrutiner "ska läcka". De barnen kommer ju växa upp med en korrekt bild av hur mycket världen bryr sig om dem...
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
One great thing about the decline of the west is that nowadays you can always just blame the postal service if you forgot to post holiday cards and gifts on time and everyone will believe you
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Some days my young self would look at my current self and see a spoiled little brat. And those days are current self life-admin days. Oooooh the self-pity triggered by having to talk to a stranger about something they will fix for me. It is what it is
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Finally left twitter. Still here. Is anyone actually having fun and finding value here? Inspiration and hope needed. Thanks.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
Swedish EU politician Ylva Johansson just told us that the system she is trying to get the EU to build for decrypting and scanning all internet communications is just like a "police dog" sniffing stuff. It will only react to the bad stuff she says... You couldn't make this shit up
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Turns out this applies to boards too
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
I don't know about you but my cold email inbox is just this...
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Ok, I'm going to give this place a proper go. Any tips?
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Welcome to the dev-distraction olympics where OpenAI just defeated last decades reigning champion Apple Events!
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9gag @9gag.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
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Maxim Leyzerovich @round.is · 17/11/2023
“I'm sorry, Sam. I'm afraid I can't do that.”
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Slava Ukraini and have a nice weekend everyone!
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
I'm not saying this website looks exactly like twitter, but I almost just asked here if anyone needed invite codes for here...
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Moving into next phase for our AI assistant Eureka at Lookback this week. I am of course biased, but Eureka has radically changed how I engage with our UX research. Check it out: lookback.com/eureka
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Missed the gym routine yesterday due to travelling to California for work. Turns out California is a gym however. Forgot about that. What an amazing place.
Man on mountainbike going down trail in the redwoods. Huge trees everywhere.
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
Stop forcing people to download your app in order to put tickets they bought from you into their apple wallet The way to do this is to build an app that provides value Good luck!
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Henrik Mattsson @iamhenrik.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Hello
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