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chris valli

@iamchris.bsky.social
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journalist, photographer, builder. souls comber. always learning. made in italy, against my will. they/them/chris I'm building a photo portfolio, because they told me so. they thing there's such a thing as jobs, but here it is: cristianovalli.crevado.com

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mr_sala @mrsala.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Il prezzo da pagare per poter utilizzare la AI, articolo che farei leggere ai sindaci della mia zona che è diventata la terra delle logistiche e sta diventando quella dei Data Center, scritto da @iamchris.bsky.social al quale voglio bene tanto.
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O il data center o la vita | Rivista Studio
Un reportage dall'America che sta scomparendo per far spazio ai data center,
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
guy sitting a table away claiming his company can detect phone usage behaviors like are fingerprints, detect distress and automatically call the police to prevent abuses and I'm so tired of this bs
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the way the people I love the most like to eat stuff I'd never even let into my house let alone ingesting them has to be studied. (not really, I'm a radical with the tastes of a rancher in Guthrie)
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
twitter ha appena sospeso senza appello l'autore di questo libro. per dire come si sta messi. www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne... (se esistesse una editoria che sa quel che fa, in italia, andrebbe tradotto, subito. questo e "Copaganda"
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The Nerd Reich
A fearless and urgent chronicle of the tech-authoritarian movement from its early days in San Francisco politics to its current moment on the inter...
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
wherever you stand on dr. Al-Hashimi, I hate the moment everyone started treating fictional characters as real persons. fuck her, fuck Skyler White, fuck Robby and dr. Langdon. fuck Betty Draper too. I'm here for the stories, these are tools. I don't get emotionally attached to pawns playing chess
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
well, I guess it changed its mind just recently. good for it, tho
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the answer to this should be titled "poop like nobody's watching"
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VanDerPollo @vanderpollo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Arriva Gimondi con gli occhi rotondi la testa quadrata e la bici scassata, per l'esattezza @iamchris.bsky.social come confermato da Elioe le Storie Tese Il suo grande rivale era Eddy Merckx www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCMk...
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Sono Felice
YouTube video by Elio E Le Storie Tese - Topic
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the most shocking thing about techno-idiots is that seven billion persons in the world could have told them this was crap, in 2013. and they only listened to themselves and the other seven persons who didn't
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VanDerPollo @vanderpollo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Un monumento a @iamchris.bsky.social che in questa puntata mi ha riportato ai primi anni '70 quando ero piccolo e anche noi in cortile e a scuola... Cose Molto Americane di Gianpiero Kesten e Cristiano Valli: Le fosse comuni della polizia File multimediale: traffic.megaphone.fm/MNTHA5292843...
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"they're the same picture"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
come mi ha fatto notare federico, la coop non vende prodotti ogm - che è una cagata. in conpenso usa la AI per tuttecose. interessante peraltro che gran parte degli annunci sulla AI sul sito non sono accessibili youtu.be/r64XlF0rkp4?...
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
stuff you'd learn working in a laundry: a LOT of people have bacon in their pockets
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
love when people go "I don't do thanksgiving because it celebrates the genocide of millions of native americans" then they proceed to celebrate christmas
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
making a Frankenstein movie is bold because it implies someone thinking "hey, I read the perfect book but you know what was missing? illustrations"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
House of dynamite is a movie about a user manual
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
so, we got at that point of the movie where they rob a bank and take hostages and ask for a million dollars and a helicopter, then the cops destroy the whole neighborhood and kill everyone and the hostages and then they give them a million dollars and a helicopter and then donald trump arrives
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
"(...) and here is when he started talking about the shapes of his farts"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I'm consumed about how many people say "they're rich, she can afford to outsource". it's not like if they were poor he was right
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
"who: matcha-drinking, tote bag carrying, carhartt wearing performative males welcome" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
this is at least the 14th new yemeni coffee place opening in the bay area. not a chain, but they have the same products. they are nice, are open late, coffee and food is good. kinda pricey. but still feels like when China opened a million of "Tibetan restaurants" in Europe
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
me and my friends got to that stage of life when one posts on Instagram, I reply, they reply, then the story expires and all becomes "cannot remember what I commented" "me neither, what was it?" "cannot remember what I posted"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
three days before the two thousand years anniversary of christ's thirty third birthday. not at omen at all
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
you are sad now, but in the bats' community it is like if Snow White's stepmother died
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
la storia di Nordi, il cinghiale che combatté i fascisti in Spagna, nordioporco.carrd.co
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Nordi o'Porco
The Unstoppable Boar of the Spanish Civil War
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
at the place where I have breakfast every day they started giving me soup for free and now I need a new place to have breakfast
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I dunno if it's a San Francisco thing, but we entered the phase of capitalism where "walking" is called "boycotting Waymo"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
7 days a week!? that's the whole week (it's not a restaurant. it's AI. they're "reinventing insurance" 😂)
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#streetphotography
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
#streetphotography
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
the way I can translate dad jokes into laundry boards...
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
"subtlety", vol.2 #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I never understood what to do in these circumstances. I leave him my business card?
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
subtlety #streetphotography #SanFrancisco
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
never had issues eating rabbits before seeing these two creeps in North Beach #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I'm looking for $10k for the 7% of my company. we print tees with your name using the wrong kerning to annoy random people on the bus
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
the only explanation is that we've been invaded by the alien brain thingys and the thingys are the ones doing all the talking
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
awww-lets #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
“It is mine, I tell you. My cone. My precious. Yes, my precious" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography #owl
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Isaac Dovere @isaacdovere.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Pritzker invokes his own Jewish background in responding to Trump: "Stop tearing down the Constitution in the name of my ancestors. Do not claim that your authoritarian power grabs are about anti-semitism. When you destroy social justice, you are disparaging the very foundation of Judaism."
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Isaac Dovere @isaacdovere.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems: “Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"whom do I have to owl to get some privacy around here?" #streetphotography #sanfrancisco #owl
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
"of course I had a costume. I went as the pine cone" #streetphotography #sanfrancisco #owl
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
nothing to see here, just the Vatican bragging they gave thousands of free rosaries to the poor and the unhoused
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
a fun thing about laundry in Chinatown is that you can spot women addicted to slot machines by how fast they drop coins in the washers. 40 pound machines require 44 quarters and they can pay in less than half minute
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
trans jesus is risen to flip terfs off #transrightsarehumanrights
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
a reminder that jk rowling in the '90s sued an italian blind dude who was maintaining a free library in braille for copyright violations
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
dunno if it was a freudian slip or just lack of sleep, but this morning at breakfast I ordered a black coffin
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
is there a laundry-attendant/laundree privilege? can I make fun of these? is it a lipaa violation?
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chris valli @iamchris.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
got here too soon, the owner is still in their cat form #streetphotography #sanfrancisco
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