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Alright Giro TV director. This zoomed in eating shot is a little much

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In my head the voice saying this sounds exactly the same as the Will Sennett video telling princess Diana about the Cincinnati Bengals

Outside of Russell Westbrook getting a ring I would be interested in Mike Conley winning and retiring so I could stop having a crisis everytime I see him as it immediately triggers me thinking about how long it's been since I have even seen Greg Oden let alone seen him play basketball.

Fuck. Cassian watering his plants got me. I am crying at a guy watering his plants one last time.

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I have inexplicably chosen to take a drink of the 4 day old half drunk Celsius that has been sitting in the 90 degree car. 0/10 Almost seemed to have reduced to more viscous syrupy substance.

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You give me anything about a community coming together to win and look after each other no matter how poorly done it can get me. Bonus points for screwing Ivy league kids.

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Nobody: Cycling commentator calmly: "And now the peloton are in the region that used to be called "the shame of Italy" because everyone was so poor until the government came in and forcibly removed everyone from the region." Other commentator: "The pelotons pace starting to increase now"

I spent longer than I care to admit in Andor season 1 thinking that Kleya was just a younger princess Leia working with the rebels before being a senator

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The vast majority of comments on Devers articles are some version of, "Devers needs to learn from <insert utility player who never made an all-star team> how to be a team player" Which are a little crazy until we compare them to this guy who seems to think the solution is to send him to Gaza.

Just a completely normal rant about a players weight and and sending them to Gaza as a "reset on his ego"

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I wonder if the Indiana front office is sitting there going, "God I just wish we had been able to trade away this Myles Turner guy.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Every place you live has its perks, some places have great food, some places have cheap housing, we have exceptionally cheap mulch. A truck load of mulch being $25 is a delight.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Julius randle is the absolute best basketball player that never gets talked about like they are a good basketball player

I would like to know who I can file a complaint with about drive thru's adding automated voice responses when you pull up

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Welcome back to feast week live from the doorstep of St Peters Basilica

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So does this mean we can schedule a 4 team basketball tournament between Villanova, Loyola Chicago, Notre Dame and DePaul in St Peters square?

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social you are absolutely correct about horses not liking their names. This young lad came to us named Ollie, which he never responded to at all. We called him Demon Blood once, because he was being a demon, and he immediately responded. He has been Demon Blood ever since.

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I think if I was the official Vatican smoke fellow I would be unable to resist setting off the white smoke early and sending everything into chaos.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Choosing to believe this is the government covering up that is being hunted by a Kraken

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Every NBA playoff game I watch I just see all these likable young players who it is so easy to root for and think "none of you deserve a championship as much as Russel Westbrook"

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I think it is important as we go forward in these playoffs to remember that was not a James Harden loss, That was not a nuggets win, that was not a Jokic win, these are Russell Westbrook playoffs wins and should be remembered as such.

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

My parents have a couple of pigeons attempting to nest in the barn who are making up for their lack of nest building talent with pure effort. (They have moved all that hay over here)

Pigeons extremely failed nest made of loose hay

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Topping my list is the entire order of grouses because the 10 times a year that I almost step on a grouse and it immediately takes off like an explosion and gives me a heart attack has taken years off my life.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Ok... Sure sure sure. Tugboats and airplanes tend to spend an equal amount of time dropping things from the sky

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Good for the Knicks and all, but it feels irresponsible that we have just let Tom Thibodeau become one of the most experienced NBA coaches. Pop retires and now we are left with Doc Rivers, Rick Carlisle, Erik Spoelstra, and Tom Thibodeau as the senior coaching leadership.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Vertical scrolling stadium crowd dodging

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

It's nice to see the Ranger out at the island after lots of rumors that the captain was going to be included in federal cuts and that it was not going to run this year. Taking the Ranger to Isle Royale is really one of the better national park experiences.

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

It's also the season where I remember my fathers greatest take, that the baseball season should be 187 games. "There is no reason to get that close to playing every day and not just play every day"

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

One of the most shocking moments in my first semester at NC State was my roommate saying to me "well it's not like Catholic's are Christian, they don't believe in Jesus and stuff"

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

These Golden State jerseys get worse every time I see them.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

We are back in time again with The Mommas and The Poppas. The kids are alright.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

A student has taken over the entire computer lab down the hall from my office and is just blasting jams. We've gotten Nina Simone, CCR, ELO, Aretha, and currently Young Thug. Just a chaos mix of absolute bops.

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Job shifted to summer hours today, and it is a clear demonstration of why daylight savings time is not fun. I go from having an 9-5 job to a 8-4 and it feels amazing. Daylight savings time just needs to move our jobs and school not the whole clock.

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Or, the Red Sox should trade David Ortiz for a more athletic better fielder because they won't be able to win any road games in a world series with him on first.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I spend a lot of time thinking about my fathers hottest/worst sports takes from my childhood, going to have to start saving them because I never want to forget that: The Celtics were fools for trading for Garnett because Al Jefferson was going to be the better player.

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

In a different era the Andor manifesto audio would have been overlayed on a bunch of clips of some college lacrosse team working out and put on YouTube titled "Lacrosse Season Motivation Hype 2012"

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Happy to see the Upper Peninsula showed up this year. I think as a group we can aim for embarrassing Michigan State next year. @mnyquist.bsky.social

CHARTIBUNDI bowl leaderboard showing upper peninsula schools raised 73% of the total Michigan State did despite having only 35% of the alumni base and being from a peninsula with 55% of the population as Lansings metro area.

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Buddy cop show about the Vatican Gendarmerie where all the people on the force are named John or Gregory

Snow not fully melted Ground still frozen 2 inches of rain in the forecast River is already over the banks It's sandbagging season folks.

Weather forecast showing river is about to flood worse than it already has

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Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I think the true issue of character we are facing is that our government is filled with the type of guy who will add a friend to a group chat with people they don't know without asking permission first.

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The goal was to beat NMU this year after some embarrassing previous years. It appears the dome got the better of me but we won't go quietly. Go huskies. @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Alright it's time to remember that Doug Gottlieb called my beloved Michigan Tech "Nobody U" before promptly losing to us. Also, we are D2 and have 3 more NCAA D1 championships than Green Bay you may want to look in a mirror @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Boyleg @iamboyleg.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Some weather predicting rodent is feeling especially vindictive this year for it to be April 16th and I am still shoveling.