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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳)

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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 4m
I need to know! What’s your favorite Miq quote you have in your archives?! Lemme see! Please ☺️ Here is mine 🤭
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 21m
I’ve been made aware that this is not an actually recounting of something that actually happened, so it’s only fair that I likewise make you aware. It just cut so close to so many Reddit stories I’ve read
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 23m
This discussion reminded me of one of my favorite videos that illustrates some of the nuances of ADHD that some people experience Especially the question about water 😭 😭😭
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 47m
I used to say I don’t have a type, in part bc ppl typically mean in terms of look. I’d I had to describe my type today, it would be this 😌
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 2h
Listen, if you or your partner create fountains during spicy time, please do yourself a favor. Get you some of these! They are practically bulletproof and highly portable Or so I’m told 😅 a.co/d/0bBeHtZD
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 3h
If you have ADHD (diagnosed or very strong suspicion) I have a question for you What ADHD symptom/quirk/characteristic has been the most detrimental to your life to date? For me, it’s my challenge w attention to detail & my terrible memory. I’ve lost more jobs than most ppl work their whole lives
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 4h
Man! Ppl love giving you half the story! Guy complains to friend bc his wife won’t let him take trash out b4 she checks the bag. Made her sound crazy Friend asks how long she’s been doing that. Guy says 3 yrs Friend asks what happened 3 yrs ago He trashed cards from gma who just died! 😒
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 5h
I’m an absolute harlot for 2-hr+ massages And niche fragrances 🤤 The two things I spend money on when I know I shouldn’t 😔
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 5h
Are there really women out here calling their 🥷🏾 dada? 🙃 Maybe I’m just ancient, cause that fails a lil… ion even know
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 5h
Finish the following sentence: One of my favorite guilt pleasures is…
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Kevin Gates: Indulging In A Few Guilty Pleasures
ALT: Kevin Gates: Indulging In A Few Guilty Pleasures
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 6h
Friendly reminder Since I don’t qualify, I hope y’all have a good time 🙂
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 6h
It’s a natural consequence of the rampant and endless greed of these corporations
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 6h
I hate that the essence of this quote will always be true and we will all continue to be worse off bc of it Many would rather die slow, painful deaths vs having even a semblance of equity or equality
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 6h
Ripened 😉
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 8h
quote this post with a purple character! 💜
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 8h
What did y’all do for your birthday this year? Mine is this upcoming week and I haven’t planned anything. Thinking about making it a self-care day. Maybe Moroccan body scrub, massage, facial, feet done, a trip to Barnes and noble, a nice brunch or perhaps sushi 🤔
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 9h
Even tho I don’t care for Nicolas cage as an actor, I give him props for this!
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 9h
Sooooo, I left the house with a plan to walk for about 20 mins. Then I had the brilliant (*sarcasm*) idea to see how long it would take to walk 10K steps. As it turns out, it took 1.5 hours 😅 and now, I’m spent! The only thing I could do was put a blanket down & lay my ass down to cool off
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 12h
Getting ready to go for my walk and you know what? At this point in my life, I’ve decided that my only fitness goal is to not have my stomach protrude more than my ass. Dass it! Also, my soca workout playlist is 🔥🔥🔥
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 13h
The fact that so few women’s clothes have pockets is a crime against humanity!
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 13h
This is kinda cute romance.blackwhiskercult.com
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 13h
Louder for the numbskulls in the back
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Woman Shouting with Megaphone
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 13h
You ever just know you were dancing your ass off and then see a video of yourself and realize you lowkey looked like you were having a seizure? Yeah, me too 🫣
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 13h
Today’s vocab word to combat the literacy crisis is Trumpery (noun) - something without use or value; rubbish; trash; worthless; foolish talk or actions; Instead of saying: He’s always speaking nonsense. Say this: Everything that comes out of his crusty, nonexistent lips is trumpery.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 14h
Friendly reminder Life is too short to let fck niggas (gender neutral) play in your face or share your space. Fck em!
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 14h
Anybody know if Paris ever get that bed bug situation under control?
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 14h
So proud of you! There is so much peace in your life once you break the shackles of people pleasing.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 15h
The most scorching and decisive read I’ve ever seen in a debate 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 22h
Compliments from Black women are literally my favorite thing 🥰 Like the wind beneath my wings. Be having me skinnin and grinnin 😌
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 22h
Somebody, pls come look at this 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 23h
Ion think this is unreasonable
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 23h
Chile, I get nekkid for bedtime, naps, and any occasion I’m going to spend more than 10-15 mins in bed
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
I’m so glad I’m not on dating apps any more! When I tell you it’s hell! Look at this crazy ass exchange from hinge! The utter audacity, dare I say, gall of this 🥷🏾 is astonishing
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Finally! Yt men will get justice for all of the discrimination that they face! 🥴 FTC Chair touted the work of the U.S. EEOC to “protect white American men from discrimination,” and protect Americans from “national origin discrimination.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Trump Official Lauds Administration for 'Protecting White American Men From Discrimination'
Federal Trade Commission Chair Andrew Ferguson is teaming up with JD Vance to crack down on supposed fraud, and to protect white American men.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
So, let me get this straight 🤔 Instead of encouraging men to, idk, be decent human beings, better partners, not be abusers, being nice to and actually liking the woman they marry… *Checks notes* They are being encouraged to drug their wives with oxytocin to reduce the divorce rate?!
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Palmer Luckey wants oxytocin used in marriage counselling. The longest controlled dosing in couples ran seven days, and measured wound healing.
Palmer Luckey wants to stop divorce with oxytocin doping. No trial has measured whether it keeps couples together. The longest dosing study ran a week.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
We are in a literacy crisis, so let’s learn a word you may not be familiar with! Today’s word is Loquacious (adj) - very talkative Instead of saying: He’s a stupid and never shuts up. Say: He’s an uninformed, loquacious nigga that makes my ass itch.
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Kevin Hart: You Gone Learn Today
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
You know what burns my buns? When you take time to put on some special, sexy lingerie and then your partner admires it for 5 secs and then says: “Take that shit off” Sir! I put a lot of thought into this! And you know how complicated some of the sexier pieces are to put on?!
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
If you are a person who considers yourself to be a confident individual, what are the things you believe contributed to you developing that sense of self-confidence? For me, I think my confidence grew out of the fact that I have never felt unloved and no adult actively tore me down as a kid. Wbu?
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Exactly this! If a person tries to wield things I’ve told them in my vulnerability as a weapon hurt me, 1. You can’t bc I’m very self aware and accepted all of my faults 2. They will never have the chance to do it again bc they don’t meet the minimum character requirements to be in my life
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Genuine question for folks who resist being vulnerable. What is it about being vulnerable that truly scares you? What risk do you perceive? I ask bc vulnerability is my default and if someone shows they can’t be trusted, their access gets revoked.
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Since we are dealing with a literacy crisis, I want to do my part by sharing a word of the day! Today’s word is: perfidious (adj) - deceitful and untrustworthy Instead of saying: “Get out, you lying asshole” Say: “Get out, you perfidious fuck nigga.”
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Knowledge Meme: Think About It
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Exactly this! This brings to mind the conservative men who want liberal women bc they dont want to be expected to do all of the patriarchal bs they espouse. They want to break her down, make her into a “trad wife” who will submit, cook, clean & STF up while she also pays 50-100% of everything
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
WTF Apple!!! So, now I gotta turn on Apple Intelligence just to use translate?! FOH! I’m about to revert to a dumb brick phone! I’m tired of this shit!
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Woke up, snoozed my alarm, turned in my bedside lamp, take my Addy then fall back asleep Alarm wakes me up again, snooze it scroll for a few minutes then fall asleep again I then proceed to sleep through my alarm for another hour! I must have super adhd or be esp exhausted!
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Fluffy Cat's Messy Morning
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Ever wondered why some ppl stay in abusive relationships for so long? It’s partly bc often it begins small & they don’t recognize they are being abused. By the time they recognize it, they feel trapped. Let me introduce you to the power & control wheel. Even 🫵🏾 might have Unknowingly been a victim
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
On this episode of too many men think everything is gay… Apparently, a man buying a birthday cake for his homeboy is gay 🤦🏾‍♀️ ATP, showing any measure of kindness or affection towards friends is gay, meanwhile , men are supposedly lonelier than they have ever been
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
This is another one no one seems to remember. The pirates of Dark Water youtu.be/AIJyKto2ftI
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The Pirates Of Dark Water Intro (1991)
YouTube video by MDBBall
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Ford anyone remember this random ass show? I’ve mentioned it to ppl before and no one seems to remember this show. youtu.be/YHSdTli8cck
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 🍅 Vol. 1
YouTube video by Orbital Bacon
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Mine whistles… while I twerk 😋 Word to ying yang twins
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Da Real Juicy J (10/13 🥳) @realjuicyjay.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Someone really should study how quickly I forget that ppl exist! My friend asked me about the date I went in to weeks ago. I was like date? I went out in a date? Really? I had to think long and hard, and eventually I did remember. Hadn’t thought about that person since lol 🤷🏾‍♀️
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