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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/06/2026
this, right after I said "okay, time to test suspension interactions" and reporting myself. lmfao
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/06/2026
anyhow, I'll update the thread when I return, or something. history stays up, but chat is locked, and it does state that it locked due to moderator action
suspended chat is locked
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 29/05/2026
some of u on here
A close-up of a grey flowerhorn cichlid fish with a large, bulbous hump on its head, peeking out from behind a white printed sign taped to the glass of its aquarium. The sign reads: "Please Do NOT Stir Me Up. When you do I hit my head on the glass and if I keep doing it I will die."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/05/2026
my therapist quit, but I look like this, so I guess there's that
a woman in black sweatpants, black crop top, and a grayscale flannel hoodie.

she looks okay.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 07/05/2026
incel
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 25/04/2026
oh, she's a controversy bot, I get it wild how she should fall on her sword
screenshot of a user mary4change saying 

Schumer is a corrupt crooked Jew 🤢🤢🤮🤮
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 25/04/2026
resist libs not be transphobic challenge: impossible
screenshot of a bio

PETE BUTTGIEG FOR PRESIDENT 

I BLOCK IDIOTS AND SICKO GAY MEN - GIVE ME TIME TO PONDER MORE TO THIS EVOLVING LIST
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 23/04/2026
lmfao, stupid fuck "tranny faggot" =silencer=> "ingrates" I know what you are
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 14/04/2026
A screenshot of a tweet with a drawing that says, "I love it when right wingers accidentally make memes that whip hella ass." Below this text is a drawing of a pink and rainbow construction vehicle that is running people over. On top of the vehicle are small characters. Text and speech bubbles near the ground where the characters are being run over says "Sanctity of marriage," "Etc," "Christian values," and "Traditional family."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 14/04/2026
hellish
photo of a TV depicting Fox News.

IT'S GAME TIME!
HOSTS TEST THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF WOKE IDENTITY TERMS

DEFINITION: SLANG TERM FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TRANS BUT DOESN'T KNOW IT YET
- EGG
- CLOSET-CODED
- UNHATCHED
- SKIRTCURIOUS

provided by Michigan State University(?)
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/03/2026
I need peace. I need shit takes to stop being delivered to my front door.
your muted words

parker molloy
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 22/03/2026
I do this too this is moments before I was murdered
black cat in commenter's lap with her ears being oppressed by the weight of a hand cupping the top of her head
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/03/2026
"I cast Corporate Taxes, tapping Amazon and leaving you defenseless"
Wikipedia Gacha Result:

⬜[C] Football at the 1968 Summer Olympics – Men's African Qualifiers – Group 2
🟩[R] Alexander Wilson (British architect)
⬜[C] Clinton Purnell
⬜[UC] Main City, Missouri
🟪[LR] Corporation tax in the Republic of Ireland ATK 4067 / DEF 14079

https://wikigacha.com
Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/03/2026
I got the card that heralded the pandemic in the US
Wikipedia Gacha Result:

⬜[UC] Nungambakkam
⬜[C] Yang Sena
⬜[C] Carlos Diarte
🟦[SR] Cats (2019 film) ATK 8414 / DEF 7578
⬜[UC] Palakkad Sreeram

https://wikigacha.com
Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/03/2026
Counterspell
Collection Card
[SR] Deletion of articles on Wikipedia
ATK 4174 / DEF 3762
CNT: x1
Wikipedia Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deletion%20of%20articles%20on%20Wikipedia

https://wikigacha.com
Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/03/2026
I put my Charles Entertainment Cheese on the battle field tapped and attacking, ripping off your wallet points directly
Wikipedia Gacha Result:

⬜[UC] Heaton Mersey railway station
🟦[SR] Lo Siento (Super Junior song) ATK 2716 / DEF 4181
🟩[R] Brown Holmes
⬜[UC] Mercedes-Benz South Africa
⬜[UC] Chuck E. Cheese (character)

https://wikigacha.com
Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 12/03/2026
when you're nice to me, this is what you're being nice to
A close-up photograph of a naked mole rat being held up by the scruff of its neck by a human hand.

The creature has pink, wrinkled, and hairless skin with small whiskers. Its most prominent features are two large, protruding upper incisors and its four pink, splayed-out limbs with tiny claws. The mole rat’s mouth is slightly open, and it is facing directly toward the camera against a warm, blurred background.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 12/03/2026
living vicariously through others
The "Squidward Looking Out the Window" meme from SpongeBob SquarePants.
In the foreground, the back of Squidward’s head is visible as he looks longingly through purple window blinds. Outside, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen frolicking happily in the distance, running with their arms raised in the air.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/03/2026
lmfao
WISDOM: Learn more.

STRENGTH: Steel yourself.

WISDOM: Seek love.

STRENGTH: Be more.

YOU (OPTION 1): [Strength | DC 15] Realize your place in the world.

YOU (OPTION 2): [Wisdom | DC 15] Suddenly understand gender.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/03/2026
my beans are growing, and god willing so shall I
a bean bush growing upward rapidly
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/03/2026
namo guanshiyin pusa
A screenshot of the Bluesky mobile app showing a feed of identical posts from a user named "bitdizzy is absent" (@bitdizzy.bsky.social).
The user has posted the phrase "namo guanshiyin pusa" repeatedly, with each post appearing exactly the same. The interface shows the "For You" tab selected, a blue butterfly icon at the top center, and several navigation icons at the bottom. Below the username, there are badges indicating "100+ Blocks" and "20+ Blocks."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 11/03/2026
lmfao
A screenshot of a conversation in the text-based video game "Esoteric Ebb," featuring white and light blue text against a solid dark navy blue background.

At the top of the screen is orange-brown text in parentheses that reads, "(Contemplate... women.)"

The rest of the conversation, labeled with the player character name "You" and marked with a vertical light blue line, reads, "They exist.

They prosper.

You will not have one.

For they are not yours to have.

Though there might be some who fancy you.

If you show yourself to be a good man.

Or bad. If you want the baddies."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 10/03/2026
your brother is wild for that, lmfao
The "Bane vs. Pink Guy" meme. In a dark, industrial setting with a waterfall in the background, the large, muscular villain Bane stands with his back to the camera, arms spread wide in a taunting gesture. He is labeled "DOXXER WITH SARA’S BROTHER’S NAME, DOB, AND ADDRESS." In the distance, the character Pink Guy—a man in a bright pink bodysuit—approaches with a goofy, confident stride and matching open arms. He is labeled "SARA’S BROTHER WITH HIS NAME, DOB, AND ADDRESS."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 10/03/2026
forgive me for the evil of subskeeting, but University of North Carolina deserves it 😂
I may need to calm down UNC keeps almost catching the smoke
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 09/03/2026
dawg, now is not the time, lmfao
New Chapter Ventures followed you 23s ago
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 09/03/2026
An image of the "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy" meme, featuring a young boy being interviewed by a Fox 5 News reporter. The original text is edited with white, blocky impact font. At the top right, it reads, "WHERE IS THE EO? :(". At the bottom right, the word "weather" in the original subtitle is covered by a white box with the word "DOGE" in black text, making the full subtitle read, "Wouldn't you like to know, DOGE boy".
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 06/03/2026
no particular order, some games I had difficulty finding! list is a little too small imho. need room for the Golden Sun trilogy, Oracle of Ages/Seasons, Warioware, Blasto, Red Faction, Team Fortress (classic), MGS (sons of liberty), Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, Shadow Madness, etc my9games.com
nine game titles in a grid

Neverwinter Nights (2001)
Icewind Dale (2000)
Indigo Prophecy (2003)
Gabriel Knight (1993)
Jade Cocoon: Story of the Tamamayu (1998) 
The Legend of Dragoon (2000)
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (1991)
Super Mario Sunshine (2002)
Warframe (2013)
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 04/03/2026
new handle dropped
Knives
Invalid Handle
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 02/03/2026
thanks Chiitan
screenshot of notifications

Chiitan liked your post
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 28/02/2026
this is the face of a man who does not understand the intricacies of state monopolized violence oh, how I envy him
a closeup of a black cat with yellow/green eyes. the poster is reflected in his black pupils. there are few thoughts in this little man's brain
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 28/02/2026
behold the gromlin
A fluffy, long-haired black cat sits upright and center-frame, looking directly at the camera with bright green eyes. The cat is perched on the lap of a woman who is reclining under a tan, textured blanket. A smartphone with a glowing screen rests on the blanket above the cat's head.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 28/02/2026
spare context super disrespectful discourse
Mattie Lubchansky
"the boy who got everything he's ever wanted is back to cry more about getting what he wanted"

qt post of Michael Hobbes
"oh good"
Medical Associations Trusted Belief Over Science on Youth Gender Care

my deleted reply and follow up of "I tire of hearing about this man"
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 28/02/2026
I am back from air jail for having slandered the good name of our Lord and savior, Jesse Singal. naturally, in the course of appealing the suspension, the removed it and then gave me more good girl points for not virtue singaling enough he should be deplatformed for propagation of trans genocide.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 27/02/2026
Mental check-in... meme only.
An image of the "Two Buttons" meme. The top panel shows a gloved hand hovering over two red buttons.

The left button is labeled: "Keep my shit bottled up and don't contribute to the collective spiral"

The right button is labeled: "Post feet"

The bottom panel shows a man in a red shirt (labeled "ME") sweating profusely and wiping his forehead with a white cloth, looking stressed and indecisive.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/02/2026
I have a fucking gun and I'll forgo it to stab you with a knife
Elon Musk followed you
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/02/2026
User: Thank you 😊 there was much painting to cover the very sad "curb appeal white"

Me: that was my nickname in highschool
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/02/2026
"because we are all too cowardly,"
they say with closed off hearts.
"stopping it now is too much work,"
they whisper, eyes downcast

"we'll just pretend it's better now,"
they trace the jagged lines.
"it's easier to rot in place,"
they turn toward the wall.

"don't let the sunlight catch the cracks,"
they pull the curtains tight.
"the silence is a heavy weight,"
I swallow back a scream.

"maybe the cold is meant for us,"
they tighten up their coats.
"there’s nothing left to save today,"
I watch the embers die.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 26/02/2026
A meme using the "Is this a pigeon?" format from the 1990s anime The Brave Fighter of Sun Fighbird.

In the image, a man with dark hair and glasses, labeled "ME", gestures toward a yellow butterfly fluttering nearby. The butterfly is labeled "POSTING." At the bottom of the frame, the caption reads, "IS THIS A JOB?"
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 25/02/2026
like this?
I am beyond thrilled to share that I have officially started a new chapter as a Senior Top Lead at Himbo Dynamics!

The journey to get here wasn't easy. It involved:
- 57 hours of bottom prep ☕
- 347 "whiteboard marathons" 📊
- Unwavering belief in the power of disruptive bottoming.

I want to take a moment to thank my mentors, my "work fam," and especially the barista at the corner shop who knew exactly when I needed an extra shot of espresso.

To my new 'cule: Let’s move fast, break things (carefully), and maximize our North Star metrics. 🌟

To those still looking for their next play: Keep grinding. Your "yes" is coming. Remember, a diamond is just a piece of coal that handled stress exceptionally well. 💎

#NewBeginnings #Grateful #ThoughtLeadership #B2B #GrowthMindset #ScalingUp
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 24/02/2026
these ads are getting wild
A poorly photoshopped product image featuring a bottle of "Imitation Sperm Lubricating Liquid" by the brand PA PARK. The white pump bottle with a purple label is edited to look as if it is sitting on a modern black marble coffee table in a living room. The table has a distinct O-shaped pedestal base and sits in front of a grey sofa. To the left of the bottle is a small white bowl containing orange snacks.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 24/02/2026
Knowing/learning sign language feels like a super power, tbh
A two-panel meme using a scene from the animated series Invincible.

In the top panel, the character Omni-Man stands on a mountain looking at two fighter jets flying in the distance. He is labeled "Deaf Community," and the jets are labeled "Hearing People." In the bottom panel, a close-up of Omni-Man’s face shows him looking down at his son, Mark, with a condescending expression. The caption at the bottom reads: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 20/02/2026
favorite bit from a song that's been pretty salient since release :)
snippet of lyrics from "Can You Afford to Br An Individual?" by Nothing But Thieves

But now the liberals aren't liberal, they're just as venomous
And you can't have an opinion unless you're one of us
No second chances, you're branded, you're kind of dangerous
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 19/02/2026
I can play Warframe on my phone now, so that's neat I forgot I changed my drifter from 90's Pop Punk to Space Valkyrie™
New Year's Eve cutscene of the poster's Drifter kissing Eleanor from 1999
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/02/2026
souls victory text "DEERFEETED"
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/02/2026
weird little quiz, but I guess 😅 I really should attend more practice groups tho
Your Archetype
The Artisan
Dominant-leaning
Rigger
Masochist
Rope is your brush, their body is your canvas. You create beauty from tension and trust.

Your Partner
The Wildcard
Switch
Brat
Brat Tamer
You tame and you provoke. The game is everything.

Exploration High
Sensation High
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/02/2026
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 18/02/2026
cwispy
a burnt pancake, sorta.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 17/02/2026
how your yearning finds me
a woman bent backwards, screaming into the sky. a beam of light in lesbian colors is erupting from her.
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 16/02/2026
dawg, they didn't even wait for the interview they requested 🫠
Not selected by employer
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Knives @i.was.spooni.sh · 16/02/2026
they hate to see the brick win, or something lmfao
Republic of Ghouls is blocking you
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