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I have a mole under my right arm. I need to remember to close my back door.

Just had a dream I was trying to figure out how to attack Liam Neeson. My dumb brain came up with: try to blow him. Maybe he kills me, maybe we have a good time.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So my pillow gives me nightmares and causes my alcoholism. Prove me wrong, Serta.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dude, I've been harder than a trig test for like a week

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes, ladies, you're right! Your pants should and must have better pockets! Also, if I may, I want toilets that my dong doesn't touch!

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I talk in my sleep and my wife writes them down. Here's some of the gems: Titties and egg C'mon, I've minimal disease Fuck you, frog Pants are leg shirts Turkey? Thanksgiving blows But cheese is god Mice are shrimp Lord, fuck you Hats are head shoes

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lerd, I'm a terrible person I just threatened a neighbor with a wasp hive

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm again challenging every member of Congress to a tickle fight. Loser buys lunch.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I frequently call campaign offices of people running for elected office just to riff jokes.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dude at the gas station said "I gotta go make the doves cry". He went to have a piss. His dong is named "doves" Sorry, that's a pissy joke.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I still don't know shit about fuck

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 26/09/2026

Why doesn't Trump want you to see his deals with Big Pharma? Maybe because it's a scam that's loaded with giveaways to drug companies—but no real savings for the American people.

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Secret contracts reveal undisclosed terms in Trump’s drug-pricing deals

Agreements with Pfizer and Eli Lilly include tariff protections, overseas pricing inducements and broad confidentiality clauses.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't use my real name here because I got banned from Twitter because I challenged Ted Cruz to a fist fight and I still fucking challenge Ted Cruz to a fist fight. #tedcruz @tedcruz Ted Cruz Come get a taste

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Apparently telling a deputy "aren't you the smartest cuntwillow at the douchebag ball" will get you a ticket in SE Oklahoma. But relatives, you get it.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What club do I need to be in and do they only serve soda

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am extremely disappointed by my cock's attraction to certain republican women. Boners aren't political, y'all.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My cousin in Ohio: let's go to the strip mall! Me, visiting: a goddamn strip mall? Ah, yes! The motel of malls. Eat a bag of assholes, Carrie

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I played QB in highschool, in practice only. I was an orange hat because I could mimic the upcoming opposing QB Instead of "down...set...hut" I said "Starsky...and...Hutch"

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think people that are anti-vax because of "chemicals" are anti-brain The brain, among other things, is THE chemical distribution center Every function in a body, no matter which, is due to chemicals Water is a chemical So is air So is table salt Every goddamn thing is a chemical

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Among making changes like adding more Supreme Court judges, I think there should be reforms to Congress. Say mandatory vote sessions that a Speaker of the House can't dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. Also, something about hate speech, felony convictions and perhaps age? Lots of apple to bite from

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I've just experienced a drastic, terrible autocorrect I typed "chunky" Autocorrect switched the "U" with an "I" AI progress my ass

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To the guy at the gas station It's illegal to sell alcoholic drinks after 2AM Your saltines do not taste like and aren't Cool Ranch Doritos 12 pack beer cases aren't shoes Your shirt is backwards and inside out and are swim trunks Don't listen to me when I say "it's all voice activated"

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dear Heavenly Lord, fuck your plans and either fix this shit or pull the plug entirely.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Remembering when I protested my local city hall in Oklahoma, who were having a closed to the public meeting/vote, with a sign that read "Free Luigi And Let Him Cook" and got arrested and fined for public profanity and obscene language. Didn't even make the local paper.

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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Indoctrination starts at birth. They keep them DUMB.

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 13/09/2026

$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm not in the Epstein files but I can't prove it because they haven't been released.

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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Felon Trump has yet to explain how these so-called "Trump Dividends" would be funded. According to the US Census bureau, there are over 240 million adult citizens in the U.S. Payments could cost about $1.2 TRILLION. The U.S. national debt is more than $40 trillion for the first time in history.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I'm torn about the OU - Michigan game. I live in Oklahoma and hate OU. I'm from Ohio and hate Michigan. May there be a 3 point 3OT game winner with the loser being the sorest, sorriest loser.

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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is pretty blatantly illegal. But Trumpy is so insane he doesn't care. Telling people to vote for the best president in history and cheat like hell even if you're not registered to vote. I wonder how many of them are stupid enough to try to vote. Saying Trumpy said to isn't a valid excuse.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026

I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why the fuck do we need more data centers and not more supreme court judges?

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Andrea Devon @andreadevon.sheshed.rocks · 11/09/2026

A tribute thousands of miles from New York that gave me CHILLS. New Zealand firefighters performed a haka honoring the 343 FDNY firefighters lost on 9/11. ♥️ #SheShed

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I tried to join the US Marines in 1999 and was medically disqualified. In 2002 the US Marines sent me a letter telling me they reversed their decision. I declined. I wanted to serve my country, not serve revenge. So, for many years and when I was able I volunteered with FEMA and Meals On Wheels.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚨 SOUND UP ⬆️ A billboard truck blaring data center noise and display GOP campaign contributions from Al has been seen driving around the GOP convention in Dallas. A+ no notes 👌🏽

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In early January 2025 the price for 87 octane with 10% ethanol was $2.19/gallon at the gas station near my house in SE Oklahoma. Today it's $3.87/gallon for the same grade. That's a 76.7123% increase.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I think it icky when someone keeps saying my name during a conversation.

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iWillVote.com Pollock ➡️ turn 🔔 on @willpollock.com · 30/08/2026

👸🏼 Charlotte B. torched Santa Clarita's city council and used them as a hood ornament for her 1957 Cadillac Eldorado #Flock #GiveHerAShow via @jesscraven101.bsky.social

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you can’t see the false equivalence here, you are intrinsically or willfully stupid

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He can't do solemn. He can't not make it about himself. He's going to spout hate speech. Such a two-shoed cunt.

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Along with Supreme Court reforms, I think civil and criminal juries should have 24 jurors and an affirmative/dissenting of three-quarters of that jury. Three-quarters is higher than the Senate needs to convict on an impeachment, which is two-thirds. ...also, I don't know shit about fuck.

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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yep, leave me behind….. #BookSky

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Thinking of growing out my hair and perming my bangs

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Donk @i-am-donk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My wife calls me childish all the time but the law can try me as an adult? Such bullshit.

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