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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
La gente me habla feo y literalmente soy esto.
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Cute Hamtaro with Sad Eyes
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Pues yo conozco x personas que se han arrepentido." Curioso, yo no conozco a nadie
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Jim Halpert's 'Eh Meh' Shrug
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No quiero cárcel, quiero guillotina.
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Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
A un grupo de tíos. Haber tenido que aguantado mil putadas en el colegio/instituto/universidad. Haber aguantado mil mierdas por tu puta familia.
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Vivimos en un país de mierda, y miedo me da que mucha gente diga que España es muy liberal con la gente del colectivo o las mujeres. Miedo a que por la calle te peguen una paliza por ser tú mismo, miedo a que tu familia te de la espalda, salir por la noche y tener miedo cada vez que te cruces
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
No existe estudio que diga que un gran porcentaje de gente trans se sienta feliz después de transicionar. Yo: Toma. Ellos:
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Marge Simpson's Stern 'Hmm'
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tan solo leo waa waa waa waa waa
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
8:30 de la mañana, buena hora para que la escoria de España se me tire encima en tiktok
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flow. @themeteia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meteion: What are you? Emet-selch: Half-faded souls of the dead. Isn't it painfully obvious?
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Fiveonthe @fiveonthe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evercold ✖️ Heavensward 2.0 ☑️
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bofff, y la felicidad de tu madre y lo que quiera ella ya para otro día. Pero bueno, esto es un ajo y agua, con que ella quiera ya está todo decidido. Un abrazo muy fuerte, y cualquier cosa que necesites aquí estoy. Te mando foto Puça para darte fuerzas <3
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No han pasado ni 5 minutos y ya me ha sonado la alarma.
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me cago en los putos guiris de los cojones. Ha desactivado los comentarios en vez de borrar el vídeo, con todo su coño moreno.
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Cawwine go Gateway FATE🫧 @callinemachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honoroit: My lord, is it necessary to keep the shirtless men exercising in the corner of the same office in which we receive guests? Emmanellain: It's in Haurchefant's memory, old boy. It's what he wanted. Honoroit: I think he'd want you to do what you want. Emmanellain: It is also what I want.
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🍁 🌸 ꒰ঌ 𝕽𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖆 Ħ𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑y̷ ໒꒱ 🌸 🎃 ₊˚.⋆🌙⋆⁺₊ 🩵🪽 @rinoa-heartilly.es · 11/09/2026
🐾 Perdida en zona Puerto de Badalona, Barcelona Difusión, por favor, ayudemos a Nala a volver a casa 🙏🏻💙
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Radoge🍇🍋 @radoge14.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Necesito candado aquí para desahogarme o voy a explotar
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Curious Cat on the Beach at Night
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A los macacos que estáis en la calle tirando cohetes, gritando como animales y pitando con los coches os deseo un verano a 1000 grados en el infierno.
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cleared UCOB with party finder peeps :3 Time to move to another Ultimate ✌️
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nona @shadowswithal.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
and in a dream i'm a different me with a perfect you
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Xenos still not banned from the game, how much does he have to break the TOS so SE permabans him?
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🍓🦇 @unmovingtroika.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
critical hit screenshot against people who said he has no character development by the way
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I've been playing this game for so many years and I haven't been able to participate in any IRL Collab. NA butterfingers, KFC in Japan, now Jolli Bee... Please, half of your players can't access to all of this, we want collabs too!!
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Lowah Draws | 로와 🔜 AWA @lowah.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Are you ready to get down? 🕺🪩🐸🪩🕺 #ffxiv
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Rene @rene0elric.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
2nd request, Pipin Tarupin #ffxiv
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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caine 🌻 @farorunes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
part 2😊 #ffxiv
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maria @mhana.vanadiel.network · 14/05/2026
basically it's on the subject of the mysterious ancient talking to wol in 7.5: they use 君 (kimi) - can't be emet (uses お前 omae) - can't be hyth (uses キミ kimi, different spelling) - can't be venat (uses あなた anata) so a jp poster remembered this npc who goes "you, could you be... no, never mind"
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Radoge🍇🍋 @radoge14.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
メイドの日再掲
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Crimson Sun @crimsonsun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The characters who share a number also share some trait - sometimes it's obvious like these As, other times it's obscure, abstract, or personal to me. A bit of fun I've incorporated into all the decks I've made so far. #FFXIV
FFXIV playing cards. Aces in order: Lahabrea, Hythlodaeus, Emet-Selch, Athena
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Verfray @verfray.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
heavensward [ #ffxiv ]
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Phantomarine @phantomarine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can't believe Shadowbringers is free
silly doodles of Varis and Emet-Selch from FFXIV

Varis says "what will you do now grandpa"

Emet-Selch has wiggly arms and a cat face and says "some buuuuuullshit" with a heart
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Perfect Alexander's Fujoshi Cuck @brutejussy.etheirys.social · 05/05/2026
just in case youre unaware of him beyond his youtube channel/you dont do high end raiding or view those circles, Xenosys Vex just went fully mask off on twitter spouting slurs and misogynistic bullshit towards Kate/Sena Bryer ill post it below, i just wanna properly tag it
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FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 05/05/2026
Chort
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✨ DewBuck ✨ @dewbuck.net · 05/05/2026
Do You Dream Of Me . . . My Friend ? #art #ffxivart #zenos
A drawing of zenos, attempting to make him look creepy looking with his gaze looking down upon the PoV with a red and black color background
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🧚‍♀️ @sohmals.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
people rag on estinien for his money management but have we considered this means having a friend who will drop 10mill gil on something for no ultimate gain then be like "well. as long as you had fun"
Estinien: I hope you enjoyed the expedition, at least. Otherwise it was a heavy purse to pay for a treasure map leading to a treasure we couldn't keep.
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Fruity Snacks @ GATEway FATE (Meeting Room 103!) @fisherfruity.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here you go you crazy sacabambaspis fans, here you go. Vol 7. Pg 81. afishersguidetoeorzea.carrd.co #FFXIV
Ole Ole Ole
Location: Urqopacha
Hole: Chriwugar Lake
Bait: White Worm
Conditions: 0:00 - 2:00 snow after clouds
Folklore Book: Yok Tural Folklore Tome
Min Gathering: 4,450

📋Window Prep
Arrive a smidgen early to the window and use Ambitious Lure to catch !! bites. Catch either an Alright Alright Alright, Zorlortor, or Shooting Starscale, use Surface Slap, Chum, then wait until midnight for the window to open.

🎣Catching Ole Ole Ole
Ole Ole Ole is a hidden fish, which means it only has a chance to bite when you see the message “You sense a perplexing presence in the water!” after using Ambitious Lure three times. If you do not see this message on your third use of Ambitious Lure, immediately use Rest and cast back out, using Ambitious Lure three times again to see if you get the message. If you do see the message “You sense a perplexing presence in the water!” - then wait for a fish to bite.

When the message does appear:
If you get a ! or !! bite, then use Rest and repeat the previous steps.
If you get a !!! bite, then use Hook to attempt to reel in Ole Ole Ole.

Again, if on the third use of Ambitious Lure you do NOT see the message “You sense a perplexing presence in the water!” then Ole Ole Ole has ZERO chance of biting, and you should use Rest, cast back out, and use Ambitious Lure three times again to see if you get the message.
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Marty // comms open ✨ @martinabelli.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Drew this on a whim as I was playing Y4 couple months ago #MajimaGoro #Yakuza #RGG
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metty 🎮 shadowbringers @noctglaive.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
'in all my dreams i drown.' #ffxv
Starscourge-infected Ardyn holding the face of healer Ardyn with a menacing smile.
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Digi @digic300.vanadiel.network · 04/05/2026
#ffxivart #ffxiv #gart Vengence Consumes
Silhouettes of Estinien and Nidhogg. Estinien is diving spear-point down into Nidhogg's mouth, both with the intent to kill.
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Crimson Sun @crimsonsun.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Lucky last! Haurchefant for the FFXIV playing card deck today #FFXIV
FFXIV Haurchefant
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Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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🌻 Andrea | EnvYami 🌻 @envyami.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i like emet selch with a little bit of *brioche* #emet-selch #ffxiv
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Sasha Tudvaseva @tudvaseva.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#Labyrinth
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moonlit milly 🌕 GWF ✌🏼 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
estinien voice, "the only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a lance next to it so I can stab it if it makes a noise I don't recognize"
Estinien in Azys La, "Machines are not to be trusted, least of all those that can think."
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ドラナツ @plant-ffxiv.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😮‍💨
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joy 🌙 @dietranch.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
bath bomb
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Help
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Alternis 🫪 @hythlodaeus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The server dc'd while we were in Heaven on High and now we can't log in, we are part of HoH.
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a cat is sitting on a beach at night
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Bizarro∙Ren @blockmind.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A mischief-maker meets his match, kupo? Happy Birthday to the one and only Ardyn! 🖤 #HBDArdyn #FFXV
Ardyn Lucis Caelum (Izunia) from Final Fantasy XV, sans coat and surrounded by curious moogles that have stolen his hat.
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