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@hystericaljoke.bsky.social
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You wanna know what DLC stands for? It means "Deadpool Living Comfortably"! || Mun: XXIV

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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I don't get plenty of sleep at night, that's why I'm never here. ... nootherreason—
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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𝐋𝐨𝐊𝐢✨(He/They) @colddaggers.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
LoKi Variant-ish By #punkkwitch ✨mostly He/they (unless otherwise specified) ✨ genderfluid ✨bisexual ✨god(dess) Sassy, Flirty, egotistical, and mischievous Independent Portrayal!! (Pieces of Mythology, MCU & comics) (N)SFW, DARK THEMES MDNI Ships with Chem! NO THORKI NO SYLKI
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✧˚ · . 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈’𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅!! @whimsicalblur.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
𝑂𝑁𝐶𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑅𝑂𝑅 𝑂𝐹 𝐴𝐿𝐿. 𝑁𝑂𝑊 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑃𝑅𝑂𝑇𝐸𝐶𝑇𝑂𝑅 𝑂𝐹 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑪𝑬𝑵𝑻. 𝑂𝑁𝐶𝐸 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑭𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑁𝑂𝑊 𝑬𝑵𝑫𝒀.
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If that's how it you wanna sleep at night, sure — keep telling yourself that, O'Hara
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm going to work on the pinned info and stop being a lazy shit. (Imma be slow about it, but it will be done)
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This is Wadephobic, not homophobic.
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hi
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Because you have little choice not to, but did so anyways...?
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elvira. @arivlemistressdark.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
colour edited picture of comic panels of elvira
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ĿᗩᑎƐY 💣 @tacticalxkiller.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
【𝔖𝔥𝔦𝔫ℜ𝔞'𝔰 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢 𝔟𝔬𝔪𝔟𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩】 ┄┄┄┄┄【💣】┄┄┄┄┄ ❛𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚗𝚘, 𝚠𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎..❜ ┄┄┄┄┄【💣】┄┄┄┄┄ ⠀『#FFVII┋#MVRP』 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ↻ + 💛
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“Clearly, you have yet to have caught up with the history. Don’t worry old fart, it happens to the worst of us. I tend to get results whilst you’re too busy obsessing over a furry and his sidekick’s group.”
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Says me because I can
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queen of hearts. @quxxnofhxarts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
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𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 @theosmosian.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Oh 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍! Watch the 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛!” 𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 • “𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝟏𝟏” Ben 10 Canon; Crossover Versatile. Descript Match, Non Select. (N)SFW Content. Portrayed Pansexual; Ships with Gwen or Chem. ↺ & ♥️ #ᴍɪssᴍᴀʏᴅᴀʏ #Ben10RP #MVRP #DCRP #SKYRP
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SPIDER-NOIR @websandgrit.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
“They call me Spider-Man. In other worlds the call me SPIDER-NOIR.” #MARVELRP #SPIDERVERSE #DCRP
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Red Sonja @breakerofbones.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
“No man may have me, unless he's beaten me in a fair fight.” Red Sonja, of Hyrkania. Roleplay, no minors. +21 only
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Gregorio de la Vega / Extraño @magoextrano.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"I ᴀᴍ Exᴛʀᴀñᴏ!’ Tʜᴇ Sᴘᴀɴɪsʜ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ғᴏʀ "Sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ"! Hᴏᴡ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs! I ᴀᴍ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ! Wᴏɴᴅʀᴏᴜs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ! Dʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴛʏ, I sᴀᴡ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴜɴʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ & ғɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss! I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ!” Gregorio de la Vega. Sorcerer. Occultist. Mentor. Former New Guardian & Lord of Order ♡ + ↻
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY?!
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Red X | TRUE IDENTITY: …Keep Guessing @redxfactor.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕦𝕡, 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪. ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟. 𝕀’𝕞 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕗. 𝕀’𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖…𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀’𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖.” Red X Master Thief & Assassin. ♡ + ↻
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King T'Challa @wakandankitty.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“Never variant. Only original material and backstory — unlike you, gramps.”
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why is the one eyed weirdo here?
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Slade Wilson @new52terminator.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[Temp Pin] "There's nothing like killing someone to make you feel alive." Independent Semi-Canon Portrayal of Slade Joseph Wilson A.K.A Deathstroke The Terminator Multiverse/OC Friendly 8+ years writing Written by Gray / Royal Actively looking for mains
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— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐓.ᐟ ´ˎ˗ @thecapedcrusader.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
ㅤㅤㅤ————————————— ㅤㅤㅤ 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌'𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐎𝐍 ㅤㅤㅤ————————————— ㅤㅤㅤ» ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ ᴡᴀʏɴᴇ ㅤㅤㅤ» ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ ㅤㅤㅤ————————— ㅤㅤㅤ❝ 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘔𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘴. . . ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘐 𝘐𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘦. . . ❞ ㅤㅤㅤ————————————— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⟳ ʀᴛ / ♡ ʟɪᴋᴇ! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ《 #DCRP 》
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
He’s said no to her once, and it went downhill from there. Never again. “I was about to be in regard to running room, for the boys. Even if it’s temporary, I hope you plan on helping around.”
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Zee @daughterofzatara.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
“The Mistress of Magic never left!”
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“I genuinely can’t recall as to what or why this is only coming up now.” There was a time Wade thought about it. Her and him. They were calmer days. But who else to fuck it up than he? “Well, Doc — seeing as you now have a new home… you got things to move in? Temporarily, I think?”
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Mercenary Barbie ✨ @hystericaljoke.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“…I owe you?” He thought some of the jobs he had sent her way would’ve been plenty for her. Not to mention the pay would’ve had her set for life! Not that he minded the company; it would be nice with an extra set of hands. “I don’t see why you can’t.”
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