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julia 🌋

@hypv.bsky.social
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writer ∞ lusus naturae ∞ adult orcish female ∞ acct managed by @hypv.bsky.social ∞ it/she

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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 12m
i don't think this is true
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 2h
i love the bit where he addresses the ESP objection
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 2h
learning just now my bf has the incorrect opinion on which of my gf's cats are the cutest
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h
"i'm gonna get the kimchi ramen" <-- guy who always gets the kimchi ramen
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h
*because i am a feminist who also doesn't understand dative case
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h
using die as the only definite article in german because i am a feminist
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h
yeah i hadn't realized what a musical innovator he was
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 4h
the four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h
i learned earlier this year that the beach boys made proudly good music and not just boomer surfer rock and it blew my mind
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 4h
confession: orksheet is an intentional typo, i do it all the time 🧌
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 4h
the joy of having a github repository just for yourself is not feeling obligated to spell things correctly in commit messages
fixed porblem
weexk 5 wobsite
orksheet
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
who hurt you?
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
the main reason people think curtis sliwa is cool is the beret. berets make people look cool.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
wow sarah you think trans women are predators?
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 5h
The Māori octopus (Macroctopus maorum) is one of the largest octopus species found in New Zealand and Australian waters. They also have arms that are long even for a large octopus. They have a max mantle length of 30 cm, but their longest pair of arms can have an arm span of over 3 m! #OCTOtober
A close up of a Maori Octopus (Macroctopus maorum) focused on its head.  It has dark red and bumpy, wrinkly skin skin. One of its eyes is visible and is staring directly at the camera, making it look as if it has a judgmental expression.A Maori octopus (Macroctopus maorum) sitting in among seaweed and extending its long arm at the camera. The seaweed looks like a bush, and its probably attached to a rock that the octopus is sitting on. The octopus is partially concealed, with its head and part of its mantle sticking out. The arm is rather long, although it might look a bit longer from how the camera was set up. It extends from the seaweed, curving down, then curving up while twisting, then going back down and then turning right and then steeply up. The tuckers are clearly visible as they are facing the camera at the end. They are cream coloured, contrasting with the brown of the rest of the octopus. There are two rows of offset suckers, and they are appear to have a brown rim with little fringes. There is not great visibility in the water in the background, but some pillars are visible in the background, possible part of a pier.A Maori octopus (Macroctopus maorum) sitting among some rocks. It is partially between a gap between to rocks, and it is facing into the gap and away from the camera. The octopus has its papillae raised, so its mantle and head look very bumpy. It has yellow eyes. It has a dark purple colour on its mantle and head, with its arms being a mix of purple and white, with white spots.A Maori Octopus (Macroctopus maorum) on the seafloor. It is reaching towards the photographer, with two of them lifted up and curving back, exposing their suckers towards the camera. The two arms take a significant part of the photo, so they make it look like the octopus is trying to block the camera. The octopus is dark orange and has a wrinkly texture with lots of larger bumps. There are fish swimming in the background and the sea floor is covered in medium sized rocks.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
sometimes i wonder what has happened in a student's past that they feel a compulsion to apologize for taking up your time in office hours. who hurt you?
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
learned yesterday that tropical geometry is not named after someone named tropical but rather refers to brazil being (mostly) between the tropics of cancer and capricorn
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5h
it's beautiful that with helen's bluesky break you step in to take up its sword of dunking on me in replies
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 6h
if my partner told me i needed to feed 30 people at our place in an hour i would reply, "our apartment is not big enough for 30 people, where would they even sit"
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 6h
columbo if he he had adhd: (coming back into room) just one more thing (grabs forgotten phone)
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7h
the correct way to read poems is cuddling in bed to your girlfriend
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7h
the integral of 1/x
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7h
they shouldn't let someone with a phd teach precalculus, because it will think a cool thing to mention to students to help motivate logarithms is the quadrature of the hyperbola
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7h
instead of getting mad at tom morello for not voting for harris in 2024 wil wheaton should watch the music video for testify (2000) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dv...
youtube.com
Rage Against The Machine - Testify (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7h
lysander and lilian are such trash, i guess to balance out the tobias-bonaventure power duo
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
we don't enough about the nonbinary to butch pipeline
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
pronouncing julia (jool-yuh) like genitalia
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
gonna start spelling my name as juliä so people don't think it's a diphthong at the end
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
it's pronounced like zoological but the diaeresis is there so people notice to do it correctly
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
listening to this album, and while it's a banger i think it's weird that one of the songs is just a spoken word piece about getting out the vote for kamala harris in 2024
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
stepping through a 21 minute video to find a frame where this nazi's gesture look as close to sieg heil as i can find
secretary of war pete hegseth doing a sieg heil
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8h
where do people find zoölogical illustrations after the internet archive got sued?
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
i don't think they know the difference in cambridge
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
thinking about the trio of women i saw on the train ereyesterday who were dressed in clowncore and smiling mirthfully
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
imo it should be illegal to title a book with such a dogshit premise "julia"
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
women be drinking dark hot chocolate with new mexican chilis
dark hot chocolate with new mexican chiliswomen
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
"why do mathematical equations [sic] have the best names?" "cuz they don't have a lot of other outlets for their creativity." i will throw david hilbert at you
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h
goddess, women are so cool
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 11h
this mf jiggles
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 11h
lesson learned, when the waiter warns your gluten-intolerent friend that the hollandaise has gluten, don't chalk it up to confusion + overzealousness. it's a warning the kitchen doesn't know what hollandaise is
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 11h
they say librarians are great people, important for society, etc. but in my experience they do things like tell you to empty the dishwasher and leave their dirty socks on the couch, so it's a mixed bag
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 13h
i bet it feels so good as the vatican watching evangelicals take up your reactionary social agenda and taking the heat for it
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 14h
boston being anywhere on this list is absolutely absurd
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 15h
i don't like living through a global reactionary backswing, would not recommend
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the worst part of age gap relationships is helping your 21yo boyfriend with his math homework
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they have a single support conversation, in which she aggressively asks the disinterested theodora on a date, and then theodora never speaks to her again. a lesson for the bottoms out there.
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
remembered to take a pic this time
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
>names art "polygon" >isn't polygons are artists stupid?
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julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my dysphoria tells me i look like this
Charger depicting Queen Anne, about 1705. Tin glazed earthware.
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