julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 2hlearning just now my bf has the incorrect opinion on which of my gf's cats are the cutest 020
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3h"i'm gonna get the kimchi ramen" <-- guy who always gets the kimchi ramen 160
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3husing die as the only definite article in german because i am a feminist 171
Reposted by julia 🌋francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 4hthe four genders are machine, device, apparatus, and instrument 2625854
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 3hi learned earlier this year that the beach boys made proudly good music and not just boomer surfer rock and it blew my mind 110
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 4hconfession: orksheet is an intentional typo, i do it all the time 🧌 180
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 4hthe joy of having a github repository just for yourself is not feeling obligated to spell things correctly in commit messages 1120
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5hthe main reason people think curtis sliwa is cool is the beret. berets make people look cool. 060
Reposted by julia 🌋Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 5hThe Māori octopus (Macroctopus maorum) is one of the largest octopus species found in New Zealand and Australian waters. They also have arms that are long even for a large octopus. They have a max mantle length of 30 cm, but their longest pair of arms can have an arm span of over 3 m! #OCTOtober 27224
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5hsometimes i wonder what has happened in a student's past that they feel a compulsion to apologize for taking up your time in office hours. who hurt you? 1171
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5hlearned yesterday that tropical geometry is not named after someone named tropical but rather refers to brazil being (mostly) between the tropics of cancer and capricorn 050
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 5hit's beautiful that with helen's bluesky break you step in to take up its sword of dunking on me in replies 150
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 6hif my partner told me i needed to feed 30 people at our place in an hour i would reply, "our apartment is not big enough for 30 people, where would they even sit" 040
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 6hcolumbo if he he had adhd: (coming back into room) just one more thing (grabs forgotten phone) 1183
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7hthe correct way to read poems is cuddling in bed to your girlfriend 130
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7hthey shouldn't let someone with a phd teach precalculus, because it will think a cool thing to mention to students to help motivate logarithms is the quadrature of the hyperbola 1190
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7hinstead of getting mad at tom morello for not voting for harris in 2024 wil wheaton should watch the music video for testify (2000) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3dv...youtube.comRage Against The Machine - Testify (Official HD Video)YouTube video by RATMVEVO 060
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 7hlysander and lilian are such trash, i guess to balance out the tobias-bonaventure power duo 010
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8hgonna start spelling my name as juliä so people don't think it's a diphthong at the end 250
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8hit's pronounced like zoological but the diaeresis is there so people notice to do it correctly 010
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8hlistening to this album, and while it's a banger i think it's weird that one of the songs is just a spoken word piece about getting out the vote for kamala harris in 2024 140
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8hstepping through a 21 minute video to find a frame where this nazi's gesture look as close to sieg heil as i can find 040
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 8hwhere do people find zoölogical illustrations after the internet archive got sued? 130
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9hthinking about the trio of women i saw on the train ereyesterday who were dressed in clowncore and smiling mirthfully 070
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9himo it should be illegal to title a book with such a dogshit premise "julia" 390
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 9h"why do mathematical equations [sic] have the best names?" "cuz they don't have a lot of other outlets for their creativity." i will throw david hilbert at you 050
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 11hlesson learned, when the waiter warns your gluten-intolerent friend that the hollandaise has gluten, don't chalk it up to confusion + overzealousness. it's a warning the kitchen doesn't know what hollandaise is 1100
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 11hthey say librarians are great people, important for society, etc. but in my experience they do things like tell you to empty the dishwasher and leave their dirty socks on the couch, so it's a mixed bag 080
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 13hi bet it feels so good as the vatican watching evangelicals take up your reactionary social agenda and taking the heat for it 060
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 15hi don't like living through a global reactionary backswing, would not recommend 2160
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the worst part of age gap relationships is helping your 21yo boyfriend with his math homework 0160
julia 🌋 @hypv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they have a single support conversation, in which she aggressively asks the disinterested theodora on a date, and then theodora never speaks to her again. a lesson for the bottoms out there. 120