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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻

@hypophoran.bsky.social
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Hulked out nerd @somegayhimbo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If someone EVER treats you like you're inferior because of body shape, that person is a tool and should be ignored.......unless that's your kink. Then go wild. I was shaped by an incident that happened on 2019 at the Arnold. I said I would never do what was done to me.
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JJ @jjdodders.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This should be a crime.
A bunch of Sansiveria on display in a big store. They have been dipped in florescent paints for some deranged reason.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Can we all agree to stop using the word, ‘basically,’ please? We aren’t simple creatures, we all have pretty comprehensive understanding of how things work. Please stop underestimating someone’s intelligence.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m your number one fan..I’m your number one fan..I’m your number one fan…
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Haven’t seen a certain prick in about 4 years and he’s still haunting my nightmares 😖
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I scratched my ankle on something and now my living room rug looks like a crime scene 😭
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When your plumber noclips mid job
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Last night I had to explain ‘homophobic lighting’ and ‘why we (gays) don’t use the Big Light’ to my very straight lodger and honest to god his reaction was worth every moment of it
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Lord, grant me the serenity…
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wow, they really didn’t want to make Euphoria S3, you can literally feel the reluctance in each scene. Not to emotion that series fuck-you finale.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The absolute passive aggressiveness of Revolut letting you send gifs to people
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I might be a labourer no but I am still a basic gay at heart
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I honestly don’t know if I love or hate this 🍺
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First day tired commute face
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Pothos pre💦
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Walking down the street, hood up, blasting Creed in my eardrums. Main character moment in the throws of first act drama was felt.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I made jam. That’s it. That’s the post.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Shut up Freud, I just needed a late night snack
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This tastes funny **checks packet** ..muthaf…
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hammy’s back!
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I cried at the thought of going to the gym this afternoon. I’ve gained so much weight over the last few months, I’ve undone all my hard work and I have no motivation.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Real talk, would you buy this if it was on a t-shirt?
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not the electrician pointing out and laughing at the liquid silk 💀
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Walking back from the gym through the park, and I stg the grass on my toes is healing
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is what living with an ally looks like
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rainforest Wednesdays 🌴 🪴
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This morning horn is killing me 🥵
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Me and who’s son
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Excuse me, can someone tell me why the Fruit Shelf is empty apart from the straights today? Not a shirtless bear in sight!
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’m not crying, you are! IYKYK
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I’m revisiting my Fall Out Boy on full volume until I can feel something era
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sold.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Me: I think I’ve pull a muscle in my back Lodger: want a Rennies? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 12/04/2026
Why does day sleep feel so much better than night sleep maybe I’m Australian
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The way my playlists like to give me whiplash 😵‍💫
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Forgot shops would be closed today so emergency chicken thighs it is 🍗
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Cut myself shaving. I’m 33 for crying out loud.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You love to see it. Can you clear down your inbox? #MailboxChallenge
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Can someone explain why today feels very ‘dance around the flat to Owl City whilst doing the housework’
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Good lord I am ✨feral✨ at the moment 🥵
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cynthia’s voicebox @cynthiaspickle.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Paras must have a good PR team because what do you mean this is the angry little c*nt who terrorised me in Legends?
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
FaceTimed my mate and she answered, in public, without headphones. So I did the natural thing and started hollering; ‘hey everyone look at me, I’m taking a private call in a public space because I have no regard for society!’ I’ve never seen someone blush so hard so fast and end the call 🤣
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Pew pew 🔫
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Waiting for my mate to finish work and I’ve put myself into a food coma 💀
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
But did you pay the pit tax?
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I literally only came in for asparagus ffs. Every time.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tickets secured for Lucy Darling, I could cry with excitement 🥹
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I should just learn my lesson: no flavour will beat White Ultra, this stuff is gross.
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I’ve lived in Stockwell for over 5 year and I’ve only just learned that this walkway has the best acoustics. Don’t mind me while I live my best Main Character Moment
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Paul’d Muscle 💪🏻 @hypophoran.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Anyone out there got a PS5? I need some more gaming buddies 👉🏻👈🏻
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