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Max

@hypochondrimax.bsky.social
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25 - Jewish - queer he/they - AuDHD - happily married - seahorse dad

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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 4h
Driving the backroads of a small town with the love of my life on a sunny October afternoon
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh my god I slept through the night for the first time in like four months 😭♥️
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Peeing out my penis
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My mom is actually here. That’s crazy
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ope ok no GD but my red blood counts are down no wonder I’m so tired
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No GD let’s go
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Glucose test and TDaP vax done! Results later today to see if I got prenatal diabetes or not
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
28 weeks!! Made it to the third trimester!!
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My back hurts, my hips hurt, I feel hugely bloated, I’m exhausted. Three more months 😪
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Friend gave us his old couch omg this thing rocks
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Fival Devonian | COMMS OPEN @awfullydeadfish.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YCH $25 ONE DAY TURN AROUND
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had a dream that I was a werewolf which was cool but I had to dream about getting mauled first which was less cool
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Getting mad and sleep deprived enough that I actually confronted guy who revs his engine every morning at 7 am
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FRUITBLUSH @fruitblush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After the Fire
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My mom is finally on her way!!
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Life is so beautiful bro
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Boo! 👻
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New friend we made is just giving us a big ass couch for free and he’s gonna bring it to us 😭♥️
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
27 weeks! Last week of the second trimester already!! It feels so fast 😭
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Brave Burattino 🪱 @braveburattino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4. bind
drawing of a black wolf with their arms and hands bound
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Chutkat @chutkat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Late for National black dog day, but I wanted to share these guys again ~
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Holland Jones @stagb33tl3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🪲Dog-day cicada earrings🪲 -Dog-day cicadas are named after the hot days of summer when the Dog Star Sirius rises at dawn with the sun. -It was once thought that Sirius and the sun united to create the hottest days of the summer. www.etsy.com/listing/4584... #oddities #goblincore #insect #cicada
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Real Cicada- Earrings - Etsy
This Earrings item is sold by RusticKitzig. Ships from Spokane, WA. Listed on Sep 29, 2026
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Morsof @BLFC @rhetoricterms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting expressive.
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rahhh I get so hungry but then I eat like two bites and I’m at capacity I’m running out of stomach real estate and then I’m hungry like 20mins later
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cute dog but holy nightmare breed mix 😭😭
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I LOVE BEING T4T
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have one bad nights sleep and instantly feel stressed and depressed 😭
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
POV you are stinky and get a kiss
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
26 weeks! She is CONSTANTLY moving around in there now!
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bruh Townfall was SO GOOD
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dad is so lame 😭 bro didn’t even acknowledge me updating them on baby, he just went straight to talking abt a hurricane that’s not even going to hit them
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dad sending me hurricane updates like I gaf. Im mad at you bro, get blown away for all I care
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weekend plans 😛
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m always like yeah, I have a good handle on my OCD 😁 then I read actual OCD exposure treatment plans and I feel like I’m going to throw up it’s so scary
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Fival Devonian | COMMS OPEN @awfullydeadfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s our sweet girls 3 year Gotcha Day 🥰 we love you miss Bethany
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Neal Tiger @nealtiger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SalmoNeal
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last weekend of just us in the apartment ♥️
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love hanging out with queer youth they’re so cool
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s amazing that you can start over literally whenever you want. You can just do that
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want Wendy’s cheeseburger 💔
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I crave water before bed so bad but it’s a trick because if I do gulp it down I will be waking up to piss every hour of the night 😭😭
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do I do pregnant James Sunderland for Halloween or is that too unethical
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You’re allowed to reach out if you still remember how
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss greening out
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im so grateful to have this time to rest and do what I need to do while growing a person but I miss using my brain 😭
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have so much fursuit making stuff that’s just taking up space in my closet but I don’t know what to do with it 😭 I don’t see myself messing around with it really and there’s so much
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
25 weeks! Apparently my uterus is the size of a soccer ball!
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Howling at the moon
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Max @hypochondrimax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Signage at a wedding my brothers at rn
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