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HYPNOPOTAMUS!

@hypno-part-deux.bsky.social
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Hold on! I'm not in the right outfit to fight you guys. . .!

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✦┊ 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗔𝗚𝗘. @ohmigosh.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
➷ 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠, 𝗹𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧.
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[NC] If you talk about my daughter like that again, I'll make you wear a dog collar and take you out for walkies!
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[NC] The dog bed, he means the dog bed.
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[Hypno will remember that.]
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
We were... thinking of doing a real doozy of one, yes! And.. force is a strong word, Maxine! We INVITE you with PERSISTENCE.
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ᯓ★ ┊ 𝗚𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗟𝗜𝗟𝗬. ᝰ @balladofmonalisa.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
➷ 𝗦𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗜'𝗺 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗻 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙚!
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[Hearing "extra credit", Warren tears up at the sight of his daughter, about to start blubbering.] Ohhh, my little girl is all grown up! I'm so proud of you, Maxine! [Genuine praise!] But-- if you're babysitting tonight, then I suppose Warren and I will work on our heist plans alone. . .
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Magicians don't knock! They make entrances, darling. . . . A foster kid? Since when do you babysit? [Raising a brow at the kid who seems completely fine with a giant hippo man a few feet away.]
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Oh, Warren, get in line. If she could throw me, she WOULD. All we need to do is have her grow more warmly towards us! It'll take time, but I'm sure-- everything will work itself out, no? [Leans down to press a kiss to Warren's wormy face.]
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[Oh, no you don't.] MAXINE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER! Hello! Your phone has been saying the number's been discontinued, you should call and check on yo-- [Sees Max coloring with Ophelia.] . . . Who's child is that?
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[Already picking him up.] Ahh, there you are, my dear! Come come, we must locate Maxine! We have much work to do tonight! ! !
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WHERE’S MY MONEY— ?! 💵 @buggingreed.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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〰┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗡 '𝘽𝘼𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙔' 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗡𝗘. @breakingthenews.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
➷ 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 —
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
[Appears in a smoky flock of doves.] Ahhh, good to be back, good to be back! Now, where's my LOVELY daughter and LOVELY magician's-assistant-slash-life-partner?
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OPHELIA STONE! @littlestlovebug.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
EVERYONE IS DUMB, DUMB, DUMB! >Literate ROTTMNT OC. >TMNTRP / No ships. >Pure-l*wd accs DNI, Muse is a MINOR. >SFW only, non-l*wd. >Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #ROTTMNTRP // #TMNTRP
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✧. ┊ 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗞𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡. @maxitout.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
➷ 𝗛𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙨, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚. 𝗞𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠, 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗲𝘀.
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HYPNOPOTAMUS! @hypno-part-deux.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
temp pinned, rottmnt hypnopotamus for tmnt/rottmnt roleplay. scribbled by shiloh/g. #rottmntrp // #tmntrp
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a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
ALT: a cartoon hippo wearing a purple tuxedo and a pink turban
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