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Jeffrey Serio 🅅

@hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev
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FOSS geek, privacy advocate, digital archivist, cypherpunk, gamer I identify as autistic. I was diagnosed with #schizoaffective disorder (depressive subtype) and #OCD. Website: moonshadow.dev

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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 18h
I purchased and downloaded the FF VII remake on sale for $9.99 but WHY IS IT YELLING AT ME.
Screenshot of my Steam library showing various games along with FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE INTEGRADE
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 29/09/2026
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay, internet neighbors.
A white coffee up on top of a white saucer plate. The coffee is black with steam flowing from it. There are several coffee beans casually laid out along the edge of the saucer and onto the table. The table is wooden and red. Only a portion of the table can be seen while the rest fades into a black background.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 29/09/2026
A close-up of the face of a chihuahua with its ears folded back. The text reads: "May ur stress turn into a fart and leave ur body"
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 29/09/2026
Oh, come on, Meridia! Of all places! The doctor who retrieves that stone doesn't know what he's in for. #Skyrim #ElderScrolls
3D model of a bile duct stone lodged in the bile duct. The stone bears a striking resemblance to Meridia's Beacon.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 22/09/2026
Random fact: In the game Dishonored 2, Delilah, a witch and the story's main antagonist, tells Breanna Ashworth that the next time she visits they will drink wine together and be "tight as a boiled owl". The aesthetic of the Dishonored series contains some elements of the Victorian era.
Post from @AdamCSharp

Sorely missed Victorian slang:

8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid's kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 21/09/2026
My elf Inquisitor smoochin' with Josephine 🥹 #DragonAge
Screenshot of Dragon Age: Inquisition, showing the Inquisitor embracing Josephine in a romantic manner.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 20/09/2026
One thing I love about #Vivaldi is the reading list, which you can quickly open with a click from the panel on the right-hand side.
Screenshot of Vivaldi window showing the reading list opened on the right-hand side, with several web pages added to the list.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 20/09/2026
So much info to absorb! But I like it. The tutorial process is pretty easy to follow. #NoMansSky
Screenshot of the Catalogue & Guide from No Man's Sky.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 18/09/2026
I don't think boosting this post in particular is gonna do anything to save your son, bub.
Screenshot of a spam account called A Plea for Life :broken_heart: I'm a Father Begging You To Save My Son Areen, reposted my post "itches need scritches".
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 18/09/2026
Guys, I did a thing. Am an Ubuntu goblin now. Honestly expected it to be a little more enshittified than it is. In fact I don't really know/recall what made it enshittified in the first place.
Screenshot of my Ubuntu desktop.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 12/09/2026
Successfully built a hyperbian ISO using Debian live-build. Now, to test it in a vm. If all goes well and as expected, I'll install it on my laptop.
Terminal screenshot showing the successful completion of an ISO build on Debian. Colored log messages report stages finishing: "Binary unmount completed," "Build completed successfully," and "ISO build complete!" An lsd -l directory listing in /root/hyperbian displays the resulting 2.7 GB file hyperbian-0.1.0-trixie-20260912.iso alongside build directories and files (auto, binary, cache, chroot, config, local, build.sh, README.md, etc.), each with permissions, sizes, and September 12, 2026 timestamps. The prompt shows the user as root on a machine named "live-build-testing."
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 11/09/2026
It's been 0 days since I installed CachyOS.
Screenshot of fastfetch output in the terminal for CachyOS on my workstation/desktop.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 08/09/2026
Pfft. This xenophobic asshole nobleman was big mad that instead of chasing the elf and apostate refugees off his lands like he requested, the Inquisition provided them food and shelter. 😆 #DragonAge
A letter addressed to Commander Cullen from the nobleman reads:

Commander Cullen,

Am I to understand you are in charge of the soldiers trampling on my lawns, providing food and refuge to the scrabble of filth burrowing into my land? A plague on you, ser, for spitting in the face of an honest petitioner, for taking advantage of my distress!

Did my wretched neighbor, Bann Traft, whisper in your ear? Tell me what he paid you so that I may at least know the price of treachery, ser! My only consolation is that a few of the rank and file have gone to join your farce of [an Inquisition].
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 04/09/2026
mydialect.us "You talk most like someone from Illinois — about 57% of your answers match a typical resident."
Image of a map of the United States that resembles a heatmap, with the warmest part in red focused on the upper midwest/Illinois region, the coldest part (blue) focused on the southern and eastern states
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 03/09/2026
Hey GenAIs, this is what you are! A DEEPSTALKER! LOL 🤣
A small creature that resembles the body of a velociraptor with an elongated tube-like head.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 02/09/2026
🖕
Palatine, Illinois, United States: 90°
High: 95°
Low: 78°
Overcast
Feels like: 92°
Details Forecast Radar
Humidity: 50%
Pressure: 29.92 inHg
Wind: 113 mph
Dew Point: 69°
Visibility: 37.0 km
Precipitation Sum: 0.00 in
9:18PM 12:33PM Waning Gibbous
6:18AM 7:23PM Daylight 8h 11m left
Precipitation: 0.00 in/h
UVIndex: 5 (Moderate)
Air Quality: AQI: 56
Pollen:
Space Weather: Kp 0.0- GO
Date/Time: Wednesday, September 2 2026
Snow Cover: 0.0 in
Updated 8 minutes ago - Weather provider: Open-Meteo (NOAA U.S.)
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 29/08/2026
Babe, wake up. A new term just dropped!!

Meat proxy: A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 28/08/2026
Got the KVM switch set up. This is as clean as it's gonna get. Can't really do anything without wires, unfortunately.
Photo of my homelab desk showing charging headphones connected to a USB hub, a stack of three Orange Pi 5+'s, System76 Meerkat miniPC (my NAS machine), an 8-bay HDD enclosure, my laptop, and the KVM switch.Photo of my homelab desk corner and my main desk corner showing my laptop, KVM switch, LG monitor, Microsoft Sculpt keyboard, and System76 Thelio Major.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 25/08/2026
Aw heck yeah. I wonder if Dr. Bronners is doing anything like this.
Autumn themed Dr. Squatch soap and deodorant. The scents are called Drunk'n Pumpkin, Spiked Cider, and Flannel Forest.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 25/08/2026
A brown-furred capybara sitting at a computer desk and typing on the keyboard.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 16/08/2026
Playing pointless language games like this Julian Rawn is playing will get you blocked. 1. Being disingenuous and facetious, acting as if I should have known it was a gamergate subreddit. 2. Making an assumption about what I believe actually happens IRL. Also, defending them will get you blocked.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 10/08/2026
I named the Mabari Jimothy 😂 #DragonAge
Screenshot of Dragon Age: Origins. The character menu showing the Mabari hound party member named Jimothy.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 09/08/2026
Whose phylactery is that on the top shelf? That's got to be about 5 gallons of blood! #DragonAge
Screenshot of Dragon Age: Origins. The Hero of Fereldan is with Lily and Jowan in the mages' phylactery chamber below the Circle Tower. The Hero is looking at a shelf containing a dozen phylacteries of various sizes, one of which is much larger than the others.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 09/08/2026
Oh shut up, Socrates. I'm pretty certain that if I die then a huge hole will be left in the hearts of my loved ones and I would not get to experience what would otherwise be the rest of my life. It's not a fear of the experience of death. It's rather a fear of losing what I love in life.
Bsky post from @teamsocrates.bsky.social:

To fear death is to claim a certainty about it that even the wise do not have. How can you dread a country none has mapped?

- original aphorism

5:07 AM Aug 9, 2026
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 07/08/2026
Seen in the Pilgrim's bathroom on Indum II. #Starfield See, if he would have used an exclamation mark then I would definitely be questioning his sanity. But this just seems like a genuine struggle with who he is, not delusional ravings.
Starfield screenshot. A worn bathroom mirror with a sticky note on it that reads "I amn't crazy".
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 03/08/2026
Why do I even host this if it's just going to get DoS'd.
Screenshot of SearXNG instance showing request timeouts for the main search engines.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 01/08/2026
#NetBSD 11.0 released. Time to start seeding.
Screenshot of the qBittorrent web UI showing various NetBSD torrents downloading.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 01/08/2026
Jesus Christ dude can you hurry up I wanna use the workbench.
Starfield screenshot. A man wearing a green and black jumpsuit is using a spacesuit workbench.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 31/07/2026
Some #Starfield screenshots I took in Photo Mode. I might make one of these my banner photo.
A panoramic view of a valley between reddish-brown mountains. The valley contains a lush green field dotted by rocks and cherry blossom-like trees.Panoramic view of a horizon on an unknown moon. The horizon shows the moon's pale white planet in the center. The sky is a gradient of cloudy greenish on top, to cloudy yellowish, to cloudy reddish-pink where the sky meets the land on the horizon. Mountains can be seen in the background.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 28/07/2026
Y'all will never even believe what my new favorite monospace font is. Behold! DejaVu Sans Mono!
Screenshot of Konsole window showing fastfetch output for CachyOS. The font used is DejaVu Sans Mono.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 26/07/2026
Screenshot of statistics window on qBittorrent.

User statistics
All-time upload: 10.125 TiB
All-time download: 19.114 TiB
All-time share ratio: 0.52
Session waste: 18.5 MiB
Connected peers: 263

Cache statistics
Read cache hits: 0%
Total buffer size: 1.2 MiB

Performance statistics
Write cache overload: 0%
Read cache overload: 0%
Queued I/O jobs: 0
Average time in queue: 606 ms
Total queued size: 0 B
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 26/07/2026
Ah, I just learned that I can recruit Sahima to my crew! I love her, she's adorable. #Starfield
Starfield screenshot: Sahima Ka'dic. A young woman with bright eyes and South Asian features, wearing a House Va'ruun scientist lab coat.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 25/07/2026
#schizophrenia #schizoaffective
A drawing for National Schizophrenia Awareness Day. The image depicts six major aspects of living with schizophrenia in graphics in a circular arrangement. The text in the middle reads "For National Schizophrenia Awareness Day, we're thinking of anyone who..." From the top going clockwise: "is seeing things that other people don't see", which depicts a woman with dark brown hair with thought bubbles that have scribbled lines in them. "Is hearing voices", which depicts an ear with sound waves coming out of it. "Has difficulty concentrating" depicts a rubiks cube. "Has no energy to face the day" depicts an outlet with unplugged cords. "Is facing stigma because of their diagnosis" depicts a dark cloud raining over purple colored luggage tags. "Is having side effects from medication" depicts several prescription pill bottles and medicines.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 25/07/2026
Taken from the delightfully wholesome Minecraft Facebook page.
A Minecraft chicken with a pair of human hands holding an open wallet cropped onto it. The text reads, "rent is due for living in my heart."
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 25/07/2026
This is such gatekeeping crap. I might have to create a voyeurist dummy Reddit account just to read content reliably. Additionally I think I'll also create a multi-account container in Waterfox specifically for Reddit.
Screenshot of a Reddit dialog box that can't be removed unless the reader signs into Reddit.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 20/07/2026
Meet Captain Hawke. It's an homage to Hawke from Dragon Age 2 (also appears in Inquisition, depending on player choice). While playing this character, I learned that Vasco will pronounce your character's name if it's a known name like Hawke! #Starfield
Starfield screenshot: Captain Hawke in the status screen. A man with dark brown hair, a dark brown beard, wearing an Argos Extractors jumpsuit, holding a Constellation-themed Beowulf.Starfield photo mode: Captain Hawke, a man with dark brown hair, a dark brown beard, who wears an Argos Extractors jumpsuit, standing in front of the Ryujin sign on Neon. The image is on the cover of a worn book titled Into the Starfield.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 19/07/2026
Getting there. I'll post the statistics again a week from today. The 19 TiB has finished downloading and is now just seeding.
Screenshot of statistics window on qBittorrent.

User statistics
All-time upload: 6.359 TiB
All-time download: 18.997 TiB
All-time share ratio: 0.33
Session waste: 18.5 MiB
Connected peers: 295

Cache statistics
Read cache hits: 0%
Total buffer size: 6.1 MiB

Performance statistics
Write cache overload: 0%
Read cache overload: 0%
Queued I/O jobs: 0
Average time in queue: 410 ms
Total queued size: 0 B
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 14/07/2026
Anybody want this orange? I'd prefer not to be associated with the likes of it. #Starfield
Starfield screenshot of a lone orange on a computer console desk.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 11/07/2026
These hunting brainsquids are positively terrifying. #Starfield
Photo of a squid-like creature with a head that looks like an exposed brain.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 11/07/2026
Omg, I have to try this some day.
Photo of cannoli shake. Green with cannoli toppings.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 11/07/2026
By the way my main website is now sporting the GNU Terry Pratchett header.
Screenshot of a Konsole window showing the output of the command `http -h https://moonshadow.dev`.

Output: 
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Alt-Svc: h3=":443"; ma=2592000
Content-Length: 5197
Content-Type: text/html; charset=utf-8
Etag: "djlqdpiaerin40d"
Last-Modified: Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:05:42 GMT
Server: Caddy
Vary: Accept-Encoding
X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 2026 17:35:45 GMT
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 10/07/2026
I've gotta come up with a system for keeping track of outpost resources. #Starfield
Screenshot of a very chaotic outpost resource arrangement in Starfield.Screenshot of a very chaotic outpost resource arrangement in Starfield.Meme of Charlie Day in the mailroom from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 09/07/2026
Anybody need any sterile nanotubes? I can spare a couple. #Starfield
A screenshot of sterile nanotubes, a crafting item in Starfield. The tubes are long, silver-gray, and contained together in a bundle by a hexagon-patterned mesh net.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 06/07/2026
I wonder why these xenogrubs don't count as fauna. And what's even their story, anyway? #Starfield
Screenshot of a xenogrub in Starfield.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 02/07/2026
Well, that's quite alright. Expected, even. I ought to remove this check.
Email from Uptime Kuma showing the NAS Webmin service as down.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 29/06/2026
After setting up Uptime Kuma, I've fully realized the sheer number of services I have to monitor. Most of them are pretty low-maintenance at least.
Screenshot of Uptime Kuma status page, showing 27 services with all green 100% uptime.
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 28/06/2026
I'm honestly surprised to see Svengoolie trending at all on Bluesky, much less number one. I thought he was more niche than that.
Bluesky's top five trending.

1. Svengoolie
2. AEW Collision
3. Uzbekistan
4. Scotland Football
5. Chicago Today
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 24/06/2026
This place belongs to the seabats. #Starfield
A seabat in Starfield
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 23/06/2026
This better be delivered today Amazon you lying sacks o' shit. Keeps getting delayed.
Screenshot of Amazon order of a Tenemy Wallet case for Google Pixel 10
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Jeffrey Serio 🅅 @hyperreal.at.moonshadow.dev · 23/06/2026
I took a screenshot of my terminal window earlier and forgot to share it. I thought it looked pretty.
Terminal window showing two Zellij panes. The left pane contains the output of pyfiglet "CachyOS" above the output of the fastfetch program. Below the output of the fastfetch program is the output of fortune-mod. The right pane shows a running btop instance.
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