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Hyperion Skies

@hyperionskies.bsky.social
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Hi! I run Hyperion Skies Studios, which puts out stock art on itch.io and DriveThruRPG; my focus is on pf2e and Fabula Ultima. I also stream games on Twitch & am an admin for the @risingtide.bsky.social Discord community

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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it was extremely funny approaching this like a C-family language and horribly breaking it though. turns out if you try to iteratively plot data points it just kind of explodes
An R-generated PNG of a graph with one teeny data point in the center, followed by many lines of gibberish symbols
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am down to just the ochem lab report that we have not yet recieved all of the data for
Sickos yes meme. a cartoon of a man with stubble in a black shirt labeled sickos peers through a window with sick joy and says "Yes... ha ha ha... yes!"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
twitter post reading "I'm sorry about your red flags, girl. Hope you get therapy eventually."
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
good morning gang, how are we doing this fine wednesday morning?
the illusion of free choice meme. a cow stares at two doors, one labeled "sleep in" and the other "get up early to get ahead." both doors lead to "road repavers starting the jackhammer at 7:15am"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my to-do list is out of the double digits for the day!
hellmo meme: a wonky elmo stares upwards with hands raised, surrounded by hellfire
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yall seen the METR report on the OpenAI/Hugging Face incident
a critical animation for Cecelia from FE:Heroes where she looks deranged and excited to murder her target, with the dialogue badly edited to read "please honor commit"the bernie sanders "i am once again asking" meme, his sentence completed with "please honor commit"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This was fun! undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
Screenshot of quiz results. A yellow undertale heart is picture with the label Justice, and a quote "Despite the cruelty I endured, I never let myself be corrupted." The text notes that it was close and Integrity was only 2.3 points behind Justice.
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i love arknights. pramanix alter's attack is normally 991; this is in IS6 & she's been fed All Collectibles thanks to the Ling infinite looping strat. at 16550 attack her snow murders enemies as soon as they step on the tile, and dying doesn't count as leaving so the snow stays lol
cropped screenshot of pramanix alter's stats and Unending Snows ability after being deployed. her attack is 16550 & Unending Snows states that snow falls every 5 seconds onto tiles in her attack range, dealing 100% attack as arts damage to ground enemies passing through snow tiles. it also states that snow disappears when the first enemy on it leaves the tile
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the "i've been dangerously B12 deficient and got a supplement shot yesterday, now my body is using everything ELSE up so i have hella cravings" dinner (not pictured: sitting on the back steps to try photosynthesizing vitamin D too)
a bowl with cheese slices, sliced pepperoni, two baby pickles, and a handful of seasoned chips
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
my lunch ended up super instagrammable completely by accident? meal prep: salmon (baked w soy sauce & a cajun spice mix), brown rice, and broccoli (steamed then mixed w peanut sauce and peanuts)
rectangular tupperware container. the bottom later is 2/3 rice 1/3 broccoli, with the salmon piece laid diagonally on top of the rice bed. the spices give the salmon a dark, textured top
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this is Sir Francis Elevator Button the Orange, for those new here:
an orange cat laying comfortably on a couch, looking at the camera out of the corner of his eye
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
this post brought to you by "i made pasta with beans, greens, and meat"
four tupperware containers with penne pasta, chickpeas, ground beef, and spinach. a thick brown sauce is poured over each pasta serving
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
its dangerous to go alone. here, take these.
a capybara chilling with meme text over it saying BECOME UNGOVERNABLEscreenshot from pacific rim of idris elba shouting, with the subtitle text edited to read Today we are canceling the haters a badger grinning on its side with paws in the air, with meme text reading "Good morning! God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem"the goose from untitled goose game with a sandwich in its mouth on a green background, with text above it reading "don't forget to eat your lunch and make some trouble"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
this week's meal prep shaping up well - the first is herbed salmon on rice, with a side of steamed broccoli and peanuts tossed in peanut sauce (literally buy 3 things and combine - fast and tasty). the other is a ground beef stir fry with peanuts, onion, green and red pepper, and hoisin sauce.
herbed salmon on rice in one bowl, with a second bowl of broccoli and peanuts with peanut sauce. the broccoli is mostly eaten already stir fry in a pan on the stove - ground beef, diced veggies (onion, green pepper, red pepper), and peanuts are visible
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
new friend acquired
a small cyndaquil plush sits on a table. the "flames" on its back look very soft
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i was directed to a page about the order in french that has a porcupine stone relief wearing a similar style of necklace... which i THINK supports my theory, but i know less about stonework stylization of jewelry than illustration
photo of a stone relief depicting a porcupine from the side under partially obscured text (likely the order of the porcupine's motto) and a crown on its back painted gold. around its neck is a necklace, also painted gold, ending in similar triangles to the illustration's neckpieces but textured differently - the triangles are made of circles, while the neckpiece itself looks almost woven
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
in theory it is specific to the order of the porcupine... but all descriptions of their regalia are completely different from this illustration. these are not three chains! there is no world in which these are three chains. i want to know if there is anything besides this piece about these
medieval illustration "christine presents her book to louis, duke of orleans." a woman presents a book to a richly dressed man flanked by two men; the three men all wear the same gold neckpiece. it is textured as if made of chain links and covers the whole neck, ending just over the shoulders in a series of triangles. a very medieval porcupine medallion hangs from each neckpiece
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
well, that didn't quite work, LOL. my "starting ratio" was 1.25:1.25:2.5:3:4 teaspoons of butter/milk/sugar/flour/eggs, with the butter becoming vegetable oil as the 4t "egg" became 2t oil, 2t water, and 1t baking powder. clearly, a little too much material - 1t sprinkles did not help either
prebaked cupcake batter: a single spot in the cupcake tin is fully filled with batter, made slightly colorful with sprinklesthe baked cupcake in the tin. a wide ring of very toasty cupcake lays around the edge, with the center of the cupcake collapsed in on itself
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME I'M WRONG
FFX ifrit has a brown and orange color scheme and large horns and claws. its orange fur looks a lot like ganondorf's beard and large mane of hair
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
watching the FFX run for the SS4CxASA event (watch here! twitch.tv/speedstuff4c...) and as a FFXIV native, i gotta say. FFXIV ifrit is definitely looking at the FFX ifrit and going to ganondorf like
scene from it's always sunny in philadelphia where one of the adult characters is in tears on a mall santa's lap, asking if santa fucked his mom
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
did a birthday stream (which i'm realizing i should have advertised here... oh well!) doing the last two jump puzzles for my sightseeing log: Kugane tower and Radz-at-Han! then i dicked around for an hour or two til my internet killed ffxiv and my stream lol
image of a well-dressed red-themed bunny boy in front of kugane tower. many visual effects have been added, making it look like a five-star triple triad card with the Quest Complete text at an angle and surrounded with sparkles above the character's head. the same bunny boy as before is sitting on a decorative elephant shaped bench; radz-at-han is in the background. celebratory moogle and elephant-person stickers have been added, along with the Quest Complete text surrounded by confetti. pastel music notes and flower stickers have been added around the bunny boy
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
checking my chem homework and being very normal about how the book phrases questions this chapter
parts of a written answer to a question, with something off to the side crossed out and "All???? are stable" circled as correct instead, with an arrow from the circle to "I GUESS" written in capital letters text written next to a cropped-out question answer, with "BADLY WORDED" in capital letters, and an arrow from this pointing to "wanted most of all" with most and all capitalized and underscored in frustration
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
what is this
Screenshot of bluesky notice saying "The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it is an excellent glam, if i do say so myself. thank u for making glams not job locked yoshiP this is my glam for both WAR and RPR
a male viera character with red and yellow hair is wearing a long red coat with an open front and gold accents. it's very fancy. he has black gloves, black pants, and tall black boots on, and a black eyepatch over his left eye.
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
same hat 🥹
weather app screenshot showing current temperature at 28 degrees Fahrenheit but "feels like" 17, with a high of 36 for the day
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
plus you get all the differing poses - if youve never seen an animal in that pose or That animal Ever, you're gonna muck up mechanics. this example is more for the banana trees than the tiger, but one of my favorite paintings came a few hundred years later & illustrates the same kind of issue
Fight Between A Tiger And A Buffalo, by Henri Rousseau, late 19c/early 20c. The tiger has an awkward mane and muzzle, looking a bit lion or dog-like. The scene is filled with unrealistic flora Rousseau would have heard about but not seen, including banana trees with the bananas hanging upside down and tree-sized ferns. It is clear from examination that Rousseau is a skilled painter, but had no idea what any of thr painting's contents were supposed to look like, making the painting seem amateur without context
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
this week's meal prep: - 8x8 lasagna with squash layered in - 6 salmon-and-carrot onigirazu - 12 soy sauce fried spam and carrot onigirazu - 1 serving of leftover pot roast
screenshot from a music video with a VHS vibe - three copies of a man in glasses and a suit are dancing in front of a blue screen with "give me compliments" repeated across it, and yellow VHS-style subtitles say "Give me compliments I said give me compliments"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
winning combo tbh
a picture of the february calendar days with PRACTICE above, SUCK LESS below, and circular arrows indicating a cycle between the two. text below says "Practice every day. Put an X in the box. After 28 days, you will suck less." at the bottom is www.AustinKleon.com
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
behold. small animal in my house
an orange cat standing near a leg, halfway under a bed and sniffing the floor. the photo is aimed straight down at the floor from the photographer's perspective
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
liked how this came out; playing with designing a dragon inspired by a particular set of armor (armor ref here: myarmoury.com/talk/viewtop...) definitely the largest arms ive ever drawn
sketchbook page with a sketch of the armor from the post link, which models the helm and pauldron after medieval dragons. next to it is a bipedal dragon with incredibly beefy arms, like those arms have the whole cow in them
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
play @snacko.land to meet tameem (kind of). tameem is my poor little meowmeow and you too can take his life savings in this farming sim where you play as a cat & explore and revitalize an abandoned island
a discord conversation between HyperionSkies and Snacko dev Enralis. Transcript:
HyperionSkies: i will bet you one whole cocoabean
Enralis: no way, one
HyperionSkies: it's my life savings
Enralis: thank you i appreciate it
HyperionSkies: hashtag Poorer Than Tameem
Enralis, in all caps & typo'd: SOBBING
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
DO IT FOR HIM
poor quality photo, clearly taken in a dark early morning kitchen, of an orange cat looking up at the viewer
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
the other day i spotted a qrt chain smt like "no new pics show us where youre at right now" and i LOST it while going through my memes folder. im very upset bc i found a good one so you're all getting it sans chain:
picture of printed media cropped to show one sentence: Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual.
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
CURSED FOOD REPORT: shockingly better than the normal version! we made both pork dumplings and candied sweet potato dumplings; the pork was made with napa cabbage and i was disappointed the seasoning didn't come out well. there's a lot left over so we'll have to try doctoring it for next time
a plate of dumplings - one dumpling is shown half eaten with sweet potato filling inside
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the crust absolutely did not work 😂 but we had fun! and the other individual components taste good. a very late thanksgiving in a pan?
a plate of questionable savory pie next to the baked pie in its pan. the pie contains sweet potato, beets, chicken, and is topped with cranberry sauce
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
okay maybe SOME food crimes. we will find out when it's done if we made a reasonable savory pie or not... the chicken is really good though we taste-tested it first.
shredded chicken, a pan of beets, and a pot of sweet potato chunks surround an empty pie crust in a pie panassembled pie before going in the oven. bits of sweet potato and chicken peek out from under a layer of cranberry sauce made with pear slices
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
yeah i made soo many christmas cookies this year
screenshot of the Mate Cookie food item from Final Fantasy 14, showing 526 cookies in the user's inventory
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
here's where we stand now. the sides are open again (originally closed one with the idea of holding the other shut) bc it turns out my measurements are Wrong As Usual. bottom needs about an inch added to the circumference, the waist area needs like 3 inches added. idk what the front waist is doing
front of the brigadine mockup. has some undefinable dimension to the shape. lots of packing tape has been used to extend the garment in the chest areaback of the brigadine mockup. has some undefinable dimension to the shape. lots of packing tape has been used to extend the garment in the "chest" area
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
this is the goal & where we're at. i'm small but carry my weight in my belly, so part of this is meant to see if i can actually get a bit of wasp waist going (iconic for 16c brigadines)
diagram of how to pattern the outer fabric shell and inner plates, as well as riveting them together, for a sixteenth century brigadine. the classic wasp waist and increasing numbers of small plates used towards the end of the middle ages is represented hereback half of a cloth brigadine mockupfront half of a brigadine mockup. a diamond shape with an elongated bottom half is cut out of the center, to visually cinch in the waist and puff out the chest once put togethertaped together brigadine mockup on a table. the shape is not very clear like this, though it doesn't lie flat. "expand about 4 inches" is scribbled in the middle of the chest with arrows indicating the note is talking about chest height
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
CHALLENGE COMPLETE im going to bed. (3 tunics, 2 sets of brais, and a cloak)
completed sewing projects: 3 tunics, 2 sets of brais, and a cloak. all items are red or black; the cloak has a hooking closure at the top with ornamental wolf heads
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i recieved my first level award in the SCA - the award of arms, giving me the title of lord! i think someone told them i like red and gold...
a thin decorative gold wire circlet sized to fit on a head, open at one end with the ends connected by a red ribbon to allow size adjustment; below, a diploma-sized paper is inscribed with medieval-style calligraphy and bordered intricately in primarily red and gold
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
actually i need to clarify. this makes the entrance sound suave or something. it was more like ralph being used as a brick in the simpsons:
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
the gif version of this flashed too much so i went and found a still version lol
palpatine in sith mode shooting force lightning and shouting "Unlimited power!"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
it does work much better tho. the starter kit pens are... mostly just one line thickness no matter the pen angle
cursive writing done with a calligraphy pen to showcase the varying line thicknesses on curves. text reads "~Testing Mom's pen" and "much better ABCCO"
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Some additional looks at what I'm doing; the second image doesn't really showcase what I want, but my phone camera refuses to focus enough to show the weave. This is more or less how I sew, pinching the outside seams together & whipstitching across.
Both gores are shown together; it is obvious which one was Frankenstein'd together, but they are otherwise identical in size and shapeThe Frankenstein gore is held up by index and thumb, pinching just below a seam so that the sewn thread sits on top of the fabric crease
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Now you get pictures! I like starting with preparing the half gores so I have all my pieces ready to sew together, so this is the completed Frankenstein gore for the first shirt. I needed to add ~1-2", so the rectangle is slightly wider for seam allowance. I sew by hand with whipstitch.
Two red half gores sewn to a red rectangular center with white thread, as described in the threadThe backside, showing the unfinished seams; it's a little wider than my finger
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Here's a quick sketch. No measurements, I'd have to find my sketchbook & notes to give an accurate description for the gores; though the general idea is neck to hem x2 for body length, 1/2 chest circumference for width; sleeve is shoulder to wrist (on bent arm) x bicep circumference; gussets ~5x5
A quick pen sketch of the blocks of fabric described in the post, shown in the orientation I use to cut pieces out. A head hole is shown in the middle of the body rectangle
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
dark souls style banner reading TAXES DELIVERED
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
OC lore train 🚂 Explain your oc’s lore in the shittiest way possible worlds most divorced man doesn't know he was never actually divorced and does war crimes about it. died but got better, didn't tell anyone, and has decided to use T&A to solve his problems
a turnaround of a heavily tattooed individual with long fire-colored hair in a half-up ponytail; he is dressed in a transluscent scarf, a corset, a miniskirt, thigh-highs, and boots, which accentuate his thighs and breasts. Intricate earrings on the ears include a dangling golden sun with a ruby center. Tattoos include a sleeve of roses on black, a sleeve of sun imagery on fire patterning, a rose in the center of his chest, and two red wolves peeking out from under the skirt on each high; a closeup of his mouth shows elongated canines and a stamp like tattoo at the base of the tongue
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Hyperion Skies @hyperionskies.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
@blackheartwings.bsky.social said this draft was funny so im subjecting the public to it. you can direct any complaints to her (but any compliments, praise, or admiration should be filed with me)
screenshot of an unsent bluesky post reading "sorry for what i said in your twitch chat when i was sleep deprived, my sense of humor is in a union and i'm not allowed to make it work overtime"
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