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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys

@hypergoomonkey.bsky.social
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33 y/o sleepy Monke I really like goo and vore...

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Krownd @krowndconvz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stretchin
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Purplecider @purplecider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
showing off Dylan's bicep for this September
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IT'S RAID TIME IT'S RAID TIME COME PLAY WoW www.twitch.tv/goolance
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Yo! I'm Lance, I'm gonna be big one day just you wait. But for now I'm a tired goo man on the Internet just tryna have a goo-d time. Restarting my streaming times so bear with me and let's have some f...
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You already know my take on this
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
YUH, I blocked and reported them already. Thought you should know
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ok cuz there's an extra i in the name from yours, thats why I came here asking. I am interested but ya had some bot scrape ya posts and spam dm people it seems like
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
cuz x.com/_goo_biii is impersonating you I think
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Goobi 🐉🔞 (@_goo_biii) on X
21 || Furry Artist || Sometimes Suggestive || He/Him || Banner by: @/333444999.bsky.social I do comms btw - https://t.co/lOWS3G9HTB
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Did you post this on twitter too btw??
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Teasing a certain fox about tfing him into a monkey has been the highlight of my day Just eat the gooey banana bro Keep putting the banana protein into your ookin pre workout mix man
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
THATS A CHAMP THERE
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Flex @musclepupflex.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When you’re supposed to be cleaning out your truck but you decide to get naked.. #humpday
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Flex @musclepupflex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy #FLEXFriday
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Flex @musclepupflex.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy #FLEXfriday!
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Flex @musclepupflex.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#RÜFF
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LEMME IN LEMME INNNN
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FoxThiefBran 🔜 MAW, BLFC @foxthiefbran.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Some things are inevitable - like Bran finding a way to get pooltoy TF'd every summer. Anyway, the water is totally fine and totally won't change you too, tee hee~ @blurthefur.com Thank you for the amazing raffle art!! ❤️
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🦊Sennec🌻 @sennec.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Someone pushed his buttons just right. 🦊😵‍💫❤️ By @gorilladrama.bsky.social 🦍
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Bones @kyoju.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Turning @evilfoppy.bsky.social into a sergal. Doesn't he look lovely as one? Thanks for the support! <3
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Giving COCK TF a whole new meaning
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Woaw
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Auramaxxer 🫠
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FoxThiefBran 🔜 MAW, BLFC @foxthiefbran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mirrors
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
SERVING
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
First play through of OOT! DOES IT ACTUALLY SUCK?! Let's find out. Happy pride! www.twitch.tv/goolance
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First play through of OOT! DOES IT ACTUALLY SUCK?! Let's find out. Happy pride
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Enigma🐺⛓️‍💥 @daltenigma.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What happens when two big bad wolves meet? They share a kiss with their big fat sheaths of course! with @imurwerewolfbf.bsky.social 🎨: @louftr.bsky.social
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Deep Dop🌈 @silsolofsos.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ㅌㄹ #wow
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So not only is my ex a rapist He's a grooming pedophile too lmao
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really tired of people treating me like bubblegum to chew up and spit out once they're done barely into meeting
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
www.twitch.tv/goolance Oracle of Seasons is dead. It's time we LINK back to the Past || HAPPY PRIDE?
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Oracle of Seasons is dead. It's time we LINK back to the Past || HAPPY PRIDE?
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Icon vs user UwU
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🔞Dalyourpal🏳️‍🌈 @dalyourpal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Why'd you stop? Your jaw hurts? That's too bad, cuz I'm not done with you yet.~ 🐺📽: @rekin3d.bsky.social
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Clearly has skin and meat This isn't BONES I WANT A REFUND
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🐺🎃Ara🎃🐺 @arachibi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Him.... Art by @boosterpang.bsky.social
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
PRIDE ISN'T OVER AAAAH! WE'RE FINISHING ORACLE OF SEASONS! www.twitch.tv/goolance
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PRIDE ISN'T OVER AAAAH! WE'RE FINISHING ORACLE OF SEASONS!
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BEEG ARMS FOX BEEF BRAIN
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FoxThiefBran 🔜 MAW, BLFC @foxthiefbran.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
POV: Barkulon the Smart in Dark and Darker destroying @kyoju.bsky.social with friendly fire yet again
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
(HE STOLE THIS FROM ME, GET HIM BONES)
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sup 🐯🧢
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
www.twitch.tv/goolance Mythic Voidspire! Paladin's Prog hopefully | HAPPY HECKIN PRIDE!
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Mythic Voidspire! Paladin's Prog hopefully | HAPPY HECKIN PRIDE!
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
P A W S
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FoxThiefBran 🔜 MAW, BLFC @foxthiefbran.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Pride for me is not just about accepting who I am, but also the things about me that I can be shy about. So this year, I'm showing off a little more than just my pride~ 🐾🏳️‍🌈 Awesome YCH by @dreyol.bsky.social
A muscular anthro fox is sitting looking at you, throwing a peace sign above his head as his foot paws are visible, one wearing a sandal and the other showing his beans. He is wearing a Gay Pride wristband and anklet, and the background behind him reads PRIDE with gay pride colors.
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Mehehe Ehehe @meheheehehe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sketch commission for @gatodeschrodinger.bsky.social UwU #furry #furryporn #sizedifference
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Sabel @sabel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sketch box - Aki
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hello gay people
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Told my attempted rapist to go fuck himself. Apparently just because you were 'sleeping'when you perfectly rolled over to grab my junk and force kiss me isn't sexual assault Who knew Go fuck yourself Dustin
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This Pups getting big...
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Lance! Sleepiest of Monkeys @hypergoomonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
LAY IT ON ME
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Certified DEAD Fighter 🔜 MFF 2026 @yourgaylion.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
(Flirting) You look like you can take a punch. May I?
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