【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 29/09/2026bean is hitting the Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me (Which Is Sleeping) phase and everything sucks and is on fire. he has been fussy-half-awake for hours now and the parenting blogs aren't working 120
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 28/09/2026why in the name of Christ the Redeemer would you buy Open Box FridaMom Windis 110
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 27/09/2026"Liz stop posting so much about your son, I'm here for your sonic and warcraft opinions" TOO BAD, KID FLASHBANG 240
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 27/09/2026we made it out of the heat dome. holy shit I'm so happy. I don't even care that it was 100°+ during my entire maternity leave and that the moment I start going back to work it drops 40°+ in real feel™. husband says I was holding the state hostage. thanks husband 000
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 26/09/2026peeking through fingers emoji the calix aeras duo ashtray alone is $70 (load-bearing 'but') it's gorgeous they've made a lotus III in the interim that I stopped smoking, too. god help me 000
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 26/09/2026werehog merch being made and sold at full price in 2026 is sonic the hedgehog revisionist history on the level of "shadow was always cool" 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 25/09/2026spending 45 minutes shushing, soothing and patting the bean to look down at him like "is he asleep yet" and he looks back up at me like 110
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 25/09/2026turns out I can't make it to the sonic live in concert event here in Irving TX. if anyone knows anyone looking to go, I've got two good seats to resell!!! 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 25/09/2026psyche no I won't. modern couponing. normally these are $20 for 100. do you know how many I go through a week 000
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 25/09/2026I need to stop falling down the rabbit hole of online ordering 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 21/09/2026I'm extremely normal and not inextricably rooted in the power of friendship with adult overtones in the slightest wym wym 210
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 21/09/2026an analogy can be made with like halo merchandise and chief helmets / weapon replicas. nobody wants the cheap Halloween front facing only plastic mask, they want A Helmet 030
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 21/09/2026thermostat history. we hate blue. go away blue you suck (all the money out of my wallet) go!! get out!! keep going down!! 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 21/09/2026I also snagged a Montessori kitchen tower here for $20 when quality models retail for Big Bucks. supremely excited to have the bean help us in the kitchen and have his own lil table!!!! carter uses one of these and he's the sweetest and most earnest lil booger to watch ;u;!! youtu.be/PAQpr6FFXnU 000
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 21/09/2026first big rainstorm in months. fuck yeah hell yeah beautiful sky on the way home from Walmart today 000
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 20/09/2026I still have my original s&k cartridge from childhood, having carried it with me for the last 30+ years, after /everything/. calling it an "origin" just doesn't cut it. without that game, I simply wouldn't be here, living the life I've ended up living with the people I've met from common interest. 010
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 20/09/2026"hey Liz how seriously do you take 50% / 70% coupon day at the kid resale store" 210
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 19/09/2026I cannot express to you guys how big he is. the Gerber clothing advisory indicates he's going to grow out of 0-3mo within 2lb/1 1/2 inches. he's either going to be Fucking Huge or he's way advanced for his age holding him is. a challenge. which is why I wanted to get the carriers working hhrrhghh 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 18/09/2026I'm a garbage shitbag parent and didn't keep track that yesterday was the beanlet's one month. most parents have photo shoots or placards or signs or even parties but yesterday was instead spent changing his formula and consoling him through stomach pains. great job. what a memory. cool. cool. cool 220
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 18/09/2026still the best writing in all of Warcraft fiction and I will die on that hill 030
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 18/09/2026this woman was not pregnant, that child is maybe four pounds soaking wet and six inches long. hell it's probably even one of those doll fake babies the straps don't go that far down your back and the shoulder scoops fall off as soon as you move your arms. dog shit product, fell for the marketing 010
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 18/09/2026need this energy when naming characters in forever thank you 020
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 18/09/2026finally (heaving sobs) I've been taking the beanlet out in the morning to sit on the porch and let me tell you how excited I am for Real Fall when we can walk around the neighborhood with his stroller like Look Son There's More Here Than Just The Same Five Rooms!!! 100
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 17/09/2026I'll stop agonizing over it when it stops giving me something to agonize over 110
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 17/09/2026"the what" yeah that's what I said when I saw it on the CA studio tour 010
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 17/09/2026the boy just had a nuclear meltdown at the pediatrician's office when all I was there to do was pick up a form for his daycare. blood draw? fine. checkups? fine. florescent lights and being prodded at by strangers? ok. paperwork???? FUCK YOU 010
【SPEED★BUSTER】 @hyperfunk.zone · 16/09/2026baby sleeping in lap? no no no, I must be mistaken, this is entirely for kaido actually. 020
