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hyperfashionist

@hyperfashionist.eurosky.social
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Tiredcore ABBAgoth. Fannibal. Privacy researcher, but I only post about it when I have something new to say, so expect 99% shitposting. Card-carrying swashbuckler. 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦

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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 16/03/2026
SCREEWRITING
Advertisement in dark blue portrays a young white woman with dark hair in a below chin-length bob, wearing what 
 appears to be a nurse’s uniform, carrying a teddy bear under her right arm and a flashlight in her left hand. Behind her is a white tiled wall. To her left is what appears to be a heavy-duty industrial door. White pipes run around the doorframe and along the wall. Another uniform is hanging from a hook. The woman is approaching an orange object in the bottom right corner of the frame; the object is shaped like a rectangular prism. 

On the top right in a white sans serif font is the word “catalyst”. 

On the left, a black panel with yellow lettering: “/1-year hands-on certificate course in Berlin”.

Below that, a yellow panel with black lettering: “Applications open for September 2026”

Below that and to the right, a yellow panel with black lettering: “€2000 scholarships available”

Below that and to the left, the headline in white lettering: “Screewriting” [sic]

Below that, in smaller white lettering, “write the scripts you’ve always wanted to see on screen”
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 01/01/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social absolute scenes at the New Year’s concert - orchestra in morning dress, conductor in a dark blue tailcoat with a black silk shirt and a bolo tie. I thought white tie wasn’t open to interpretation? Is this allowed? Should it be?
Orchestra in morning dress.Conductor in a dark blue tailcoat with a black silk shirt and a bolo tie
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 14/07/2025
Abdulaziz Alshahrani on the Emerging Government Technologies Adoption Framework (EGTAF) #CADE2025
Abdulaziz Alshahrani about to present on EGTAF at CADE 2025
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 14/07/2025
Marta Klare on sovereign clouds #CADE2025
Marta Klare presenting on sovereign clouds at CADE 2025
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 14/07/2025
@chrismarsden.bsky.social on generative AI regulation in the UK and Australia #CADE2025
Chris Marsden presenting his slides at the Fondazione Levi
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 30/06/2025
I don’t like sliced truffles
A chart with five sectors: Lower Class (yellow) ~65%; Lower Middle Class (purple) ~70%; Middle Class (green) ~77%; Upper Middle Class (aqua) 80 and a bit percent; Upper Class (blue) ~45%. Text reads “Your food choices resemble those of the upper-middle class (82.14%)”
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 26/02/2025
…oh.
View of the whole post shown partially in the OP. Post is from Press Gazette. Reads “Press Gazette @pressg... •13m
The takeover of National World by Media Concierge, which was approved by shareholders earlier this month, has been delayed to the end of April after the Irish Competition and Consumer Protection
Commission sought more time to assess the deal.
www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/
2025/news/na...” above the photo.
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 26/02/2025
Wha -
A portrait of a white man in upper middle age with grey hair and rimless glasses, wearing a white collared shirt and black jacket. Below the photo a headline reads “National World takeover delayed pending Irish government approval - Jo...”. Above the photo can be seen the words “to assess the deal.” followed by a hyperlink to a news article on holdthefrontpage.co.uk.
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 09/12/2024
Looks something - not exactly - like this map of the Anglo-Saxon heptarchy (source: www.britannica.com/topic/Heptar...)
Map of the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, with the heptarchy of Northumbria, Mercia, East Anglia, Wessex, Jutes, Essex/Kent and Sussex in light green. Celts are in dark green, including Wales and everything on the mainland west of Wessex and Northumbria. Source: https://www.britannica.com/topic/Heptarchy
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 05/12/2024
A six foot synthetic Christmas tree with multiple decorations and many coloured lights
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 05/12/2024
Pinkerton would like some recognition for his contributions to the field
A white and black cat with a large black heart shape behind his left shoulder, sitting on a beige carpet in front of a white skirting board below a pale yellow wall. A gold over black lace dress is hung up behind him and the bottom part of the skirt is visible in the frame.
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 24/11/2024
Plastic and base metal, worst quality. It’s more than the sum of its parts. (Earrings not shown.)
A white woman’s arm wearing a bracelet made of 1” rectangular pieces of faux moonstone, framed in silvertone base metal with a Greek-style pattern. The background is purple crushed velvet.A pendant made of a 1.5” rectangular piece of milky translucent plastic, framed in silvertone base metal with a Greek-style pattern. The shield-shaped hook is similarly engraved and attaches the pendant to a chain about 1.5mm in diameter. Background is purple crushed velvet.
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 01/11/2024
First day of Pre-Halloween! Putting the plate away so the ghosties won’t spoil their appetite. #HappyPreHalloween #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear
Black and white Halloween plate by Royal Stafford. Around the edges are black festoons held in the mouths of Jack O’Lanterns. The centre depicts a spooky engraving-style image of a ghost, some witches, a cat, and a scary tree i front of a derelict looking old fashioned house.
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 06/10/2024
Hard disagree on the “cannot commit” but otherwise preternaturally accurate
An infographic that reads “Veggie ID: Carrot”. A cartoon of a smiling carrot. 

Veggie ID
Carrot
Strengths:
-Sentimental and very thoughtful
-Will snap you out of your delusions
-Collects many fun things
Weakness:
-Collects too many fun things
-Cannot commit to anything
-Irresponsible in their own special way
"It's ok I'm getting my paycheck on Thursday"
"Omg that's so cute!"
Alignment: Lawful 30%, Neutral 70%, Chaotic 0%
Good 90%, Neutral 10%, Evil 0%
Hidden Talent: Dance Dance Revolution Beast
Peer reviews:
"I am surprised they still have the bookmark I gave them in
5th grade"- Pumpkin
"It took 5 of us to hold Carrot back from getting a dog.
Carrot lives in a studio" - Garlic
"I stole a collectable from Carrot. Then Carrot saw it in my room and said, "Omg I have that too!" - Tomato
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hyperfashionist @hyperfashionist.eurosky.social · 25/08/2024
Accurate:
A yellow warning- style sign with black lettering. Top left reads “DON’T CHASE YOUR DREAMS!” Top right shows a running human figure inside a red circle with a diagonal line across it. Middle section is black with white lettering: “HUMANS ARE PERSISTENCE HUNTERS”. Bottom left shows a human figure walking, surrounded by a green circle. Bottom right reads, in black letters, “FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AT A SUSTAINABLE PACE UNTIL THEY GET TIRED AND LIE DOWN.”
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