Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So, looks like he is locked away to the Bluesky gods for now. Until he (possibly) recovers, Zilla Jr. is gonna be a muse I wanna play as. 070
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So, tried to make Zilla... Haven't even posted on it yet. Does this mean my profiles fucked? 140
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024(Thinking of bring back this shota muse of mine...~ 1272
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024(I had a little devious tot, but he was too much even for BlueSky. 110
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Don't mind Caine molesting the ever loving shit out of the godling. He better be grateful for bringing that worthless groupie as extra assmeat, because God does he look good with a fatter ass~ 000
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024"Fucking pervert~" He would say, all the while swinging his oversized meat at the other~ 060
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024He's just spreading his legs and showing off the gargantuan shaft he endows~ "That's some tough shit coming from someone in mating-press distance~" 030
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024This is what his followers should be doing to him. Even if you aren't brave enough to spread your legs, you best worship that slab of cockmeat like you just met God~ 071
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Whose gonna tell some of the followers that this boy doesn't take it up the ass~? Whose gonna tell 'em? 031
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You expect him to always have clothes that fit him?? Even flaccid, it's a nightmare to keep that cockmeat contained. Plus, it'd look so much better being sheathed in a squirming fucktoy anyways~ 041
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You should join Caine's OnlyFans! You get to have some exclusive pictures that most of his fans never get to see~ He might even shoot you some DMs if he thinks you look good~ 021
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The drummer wants to know~ He's looking for a piece of that ass~ 110
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Right then. Right there. Stretching your guts out for all to see~ The drummer will used that disguised fat bastard's guts like a fleshlight~ 010
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024There's a theory that people impregnated by H.A.Is turn into them by proxy. Wanna try it out~? 051
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024SPPLRRT~ SPLRRRT~ SPLRRRRRRT~ He's gotta make meals first his groupies~ 0101
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024That magic of hers better help with handling him~ 040
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024He needs to meet more H.A.Is at some point. He's kinda tired being the only one around. He knows they are out there, though! He's drenched his mirror in super thick cocksnot because of those~ 041
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Sometimes Caine TRIES to live normally. Fast food visits usually end up with either a wall splattered in jizz or a worker on maternity leave. 073
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024God, a body like that makes him THROB~ He's got Boom in his backstage room, trust~ 050
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If you ever expect the drummer to go easy on you... THINK AGAIN~! Whether you are normal or a fellow H.A.I, you'll be bred like the pig you are~ 031
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Acting like he doesn't have some cushions in the back~ 120
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024He had plenty of fun last Halloween! A lot of his OnlyFans crowd tried to hook up with him~ Only a few got the chance to be his toy~ No, he's not paying child support for the few ladies he dumped a kid into~ 052
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024She's the kind of skank that'll think being a free-use fleshlight for your favorite drummer is normal~ You ARE a fan of his, it's only right for him to put a kid in you that isn't your husband's~ 030
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024The kinds of selfies you get as one of Caine's groupies~ 011
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"I'm not looking for a training partner. I'm looking for a fleshlight, let's make that clear." 110
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I'm not going easy you. The bandmates'll have to peel ya off the floor when I'm through with you~ THROB~ 000
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAP~~~~!!! Don't mind Caine. He's just making a single mother out of a groupie right now~ 0144
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024H.A.I's have insurances for their affliction, including free body-sized 'milk stations'. He's... broken too many. "God fuckin' damnit. Not again. Tch, these things are cheap as shit." 2195
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024The smallest size for his shaft in an RP will be 3.5 feet worth of 8 inch thick cock. Don't like it? Tough shit. He generally has about 4 feet of 10 inch cock, made for ruining his groupies for anyone else but him~ 010
Caine Mendez @hyperdrummer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Caine Mendez is a 25 year old drummer in the band The Sickles. He's known as a H.A.I, or Hyper Afflicted Individual. This means heightened sexual drive and oversized genitalia. He's a shithead through and through, and he will absolutely make anyone he wants a groupie~ 120