Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026why don't more programmers just do this? are they stupid? 22911
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026next part of my PC to replace is the entire case then, because I somehow fucked up the HD Audio connector and now it sounds more like SD Audio, ahhh it never ends 061
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm very glad I decided to dig out my old power supply to use in the meantime it took three weeks for my RMA to be processed instead of the expected 1-2 days due to a processing error lol anyway I have a working 850W power supply again, thanks Corsair 090
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026has anyone else had all of their Micro USB cables mysteriously vanish since USB-C took prominence or is it just me 5110
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm always fearing bug reports from speedrunners because their reproduction steps are always like "oh it's simple, just do this frame perfect sequence of button inputs and quickly pull out this item and do this with it and *there's* your crash" and I'm just sitting here like 0354
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 04/07/2026me: trying not to worry about my heart on ADHD meds YouTube: so uhhh here's this guy having a cardiac arrest on this TV drama thing lol, wanna watch it? 050
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I should check the my Following feed more often, seems like considerably less doom and gloom 3100
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 29/06/2026holy triple whammy of garbage code, what was I smoking in 2023?? github.com/hedge-dev/HM...github.com[Sonic Frontiers] Converse: fix OOB reads, use-after-free and memory leak by hyperbx · Pull Request #264 · hedge-dev/HMMCodesThis PR addresses three critical issues in the hook initialised by the Converse library. The string redirector was storing the length of the string data as the character length, rather than the nu... 2144
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I seem to be rather talented at rushing shit out the door without fully testing it first and having it bite me in the arse years later 1141
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026finished Deltarune Chapter 5, I imagine everyone else is probably uhhh taking their time with it, so I won't say much, but it was very good 180
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Watched TADC episode 9 again, it was even better the second time, every episode of this show is a banger man, they cooked 2191
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I should've figured something was up even four years ago, when my old motherboard started randomly resetting on its own after I installed a higher end CPU doubly so, when the funny quirk with one of my hard drives randomly not being detected also transferred over to my new motherboard 140
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 13/06/2026my PC's power supply decided 4 years of service was long enough and died today thankfully it's apparently under a 10 year warranty, but of course it had to happen on a weekend, so it's gonna be a long few days 3121
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 07/06/2026video titled "is it possible to do [seemingly impossible thing] in [game]?" and it's just the word "NO." filling the whole screen for two seconds 1205
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I missed SGF to watch TADC last night and now I'm very confused both at the announcements and the lack of any context on my feeds 1141
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026static recompilation for games is a great technology that just happened to become popularised in a terrible era for software development 44913
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I need more games to have a recap button so I can get back into them months after I took a "5 minute" (indefinite) break from them otherwise I have no clue who I am, where I am, or what I'm doing, and might as well start over 0142
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I made a mod for the Majora's Mask recomp the other day and decided to write a proper Python script for the first time probably since high school for setting up the build environment and y'know what I'm kinda coming around on Python, it's got its quirks for sure, but it's not as gross as I remember 160
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I get burnt out quite easily when people demand that I work on Y when I wanna work on X, and I'm apparently too much of a sucker to say no until it's too late there's always so much uncommitted shit going on that I now have to deal with weeks later now that I'm getting back into the swing of things 1100
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 29/05/2026why does stuff always tend to load like the exact microsecond I give up and click close 1120
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 17/05/2026if Windows 11's upcoming movable taskbar doesn't let you configure it per-monitor, then it's no better than just using those Windhawk mods that also aren't a complete reimplementation of how this feature has worked for the past 14 years 0120
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 13/05/2026guys did you know Steam Controller wilhelm scream *shatters the controller into a bazillion pieces on a concrete floor* 2337
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I dreamt that Bluesky added a 5 star rating system to posts that popped up every time you liked one and it was the worst thing ever 1141
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 05/05/2026that feeling when you unknowingly install some compromised software on a family member's machine and have to break the news to them a day later that the software you thought was all good is actually malware now hahahahahahaha fuck 1161
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I apparently say a lot of random stuff amidst the excitement of kart racers, but "hitting that beef jerky, gravy style" has to be my best line yet 0182
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026You ever just have this cool ass idea in your head, all laid out and everything, sounds like it's gonna work, then you go sit down to do it and uh yeah no 1201
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 22/04/2026up late debugging because of some colossal typos in a Java -> C# porting job I blame the K&R style indentation, nothing quite like accidentally shoving an entire 265 line sequence of code into the wrong scope 171
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I've been diagnosed with a minor case of computer programmer 1314
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Gigabyte might have the worst UEFI frontends out of any motherboard vendor 1110
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026"We added an MCP server to our modding tool so you can use AI to browse the game files programmatically." 2251
Hyper @hyperbx.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I've woken up twice in the middle of the night now and my computer would randomly follow a few minutes later and wake up from sleep. I think we're both having a bad night. 1201
