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uncle zeke ⚡️

@hyperbeaming.bsky.social
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Honestly rate yourself (🎮VIDEO GAME EDITION🎮) 💥Action: 9.5/10 ↕️Platform: 6/10 🎯Shooter: 7.5/10 👊Fighting: 6/10 🧟Survival horror: 2/10 🎶Rhythm: 7/10 🧩Puzzle: 8/10 🧙RPG: 8/10 🏗️Simulation: 8/10 🌍Strategy: 9/10 ⚽Sports: 2/10 🌐MMO: 10/10 there are games that i'd rather watch someone else play ngl lol.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
For some reason I forgot about that scene. 😭😭 Trauma, charot!
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i'm letting go of my priv and using bsky as my diary (?) repeat until true
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Lanz Ervyn @lanzervyn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pre-birthday KTV night with @ztpnmrk.bsky.social, @hyperbeaming.bsky.social, & @chichar-eon.bsky.social! Maraming salamat for making the time! ☺️🎂🎤 (I can finally try out the new reels feature here with this.)
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
breaking my silence with a bsky post 🙈
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
new phone who dis?
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
thinking of getting a nippy piercing
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
my soul ascended while listening to LUX by ROSALIA
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
loving my body day by day :D
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
final fantasy tictacs 🫶🏼💕
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
hemlo
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
hello biski
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
:( sorry
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
You / Your Favourite Pokémon
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
*checks notes* yup, you're gonna d word (get DICKED)
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
best of luck mr. lanz!
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
do it, join the dark side. we have apple pie. :D
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
most of them are posting on fb and ig now tho. i reckon they're scared of being cancelled again lol.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Let's see you at 21! i was living my best life. now, i'm going to reclaim it.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
my body insecurities are creeping up again. 😒
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
had my keyfob reactivated! too bad they couldn't retain my old rate. oh well, there's no turning back now.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
bought workout clothes (and a cute jockstrap to match), whey protein supplies, and about to register this week for a gym membership. im gonna hold on to this momentum and work on my shit.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
abiity unlocked: intimidate chz AHAHAHAHAHAH
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you were a Pokémon, what would your moveset be and why? - Hyper Beam, i guess this is a given lol - Slack Off, i nap a lot - Scary Face, i have a resting bitch face - Lick, ehe I'm likely to be a Fuecoco given the moveset (granted, some are egg moves).
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
apir HAHAHAHAAHA taenang buhay to
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i got a new addiction www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
ber month na, putangina wala pa rin akong nagawang matino buong taon, lol.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
What loot will you drop if you were a monster in an RPG? Probably antidepressants and antipsychotics. With a side of metformin, lmao. Take my whole medicine pocket! Also, I'd probably drop an Apple product at 1% rate.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
i'll start my 2026 resolution as early as september. let's do this! i need to get my shit together.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
cuckolding, maybe?
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
uwu
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
still gay
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into (not in order): 1. Pokémon 2. 2010s MMORPGs 3. Digital art and illustration 4. Photography 5. Powerlifting 6. Fruit shakes 7. Tarot and astrology 8. Pop music 9. Pets (dogs and cats) 10. Coffee and conversations
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
pretty much 😂 making it rain arrows is a nice touch too
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
BARD! maybe a mix of dnd/ffxiv/ragnarok kinda bard.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
we (may have) accidentally opened pandora's box on the other app. pleak. 💀
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
the bears (derogatory) on the other app are so messy omg.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
definitely a modern remake of digimon world 3
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
and it's always at the most inconvenient time where the horny pops up lol
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
lately ive been finding joy working on my day (only) job. i can't understand why but i'm not complaining. i love my job.
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
i got a tattoo appointment on the 17th and i still haven't decided on a design. maybe i go for my old in/kto/ber designs?
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
my libido is all over the place. sometimes it's there, sometimes it's nowhere to be found. why can't i be normal. :c
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i was just listening to Bite Me yesterday, it's soooo good!
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
update: finally got up as mochi was begging to be walked 🐶 i guess i start the day at 6 then
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
my friend is coming over today, we forgot to firm up the details tho—like the time lol too lazy to get out of bed. im wearing nothing, and the ac is on full blast while im wrapped like a burrito. 🤧
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
classic 😤
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
if you click the quest, it gives you a waypoint directly to the island!
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
i didn't get mavuika :v i guess i'm saving til nod krai
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
úwù
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uncle zeke ⚡️ @hyperbeaming.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
growlr is such a weird place 😋🐶
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