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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The president has said that Dracula has signed a ‘morally binding’ accord to voluntarily manage blood donations.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jim Carrey: I Like It A Lot!
ALT: Jim Carrey: I Like It A Lot!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ha Ha Nelson
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Piddington Cuckoos
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’re such an idiot! They clearly meant ‘all crimes’ not ‘ALL crimes’
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A man who would rip away the rights and freedoms of others’ with gay abandon cries foul when his own rights and freedoms are gently rocked.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BBC: ‘Farage remains cool as woke protestors clash with elderly supporters’
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For me it’s dancing. I mean who’d want to ruin a perfectly good political debate in the corner of a pub by moving to the loud, darkened bar/club next door to DANCE!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania Trump is one of the funniest things on the global stage and a small rest-bite from the unrelenting gloom & despair. I’m not sure why she felt the need to tell us that you can’t ‘cauterize’ an email though!?
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his mouth open and a bottle of beer in his hand .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Done got himself Kyle Rittenhouse’d
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Trying telling that to Sheriff Teasle!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It’s actually pretty impressive. The sheer brass neck of it. I find it quite fascinating to watch.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Not Cameron’s then, not Farage, not Johnson or Gove or the 14million people that voted for it, no. It was utterly Corbyn’s fault!
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a man in a black jacket says " jesus christ " in front of him
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Takes one to know one
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two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Just wait ‘til the WW2 Operation Mincemeat guys hear about this!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Dimitri, now you know how we’ve always talked about something going wrong with the bomb. The hydrogen bomb, Dimitri.
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a man in a suit and tie is talking on a phone in front of a sign that says " targets in megadeaths "
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Ayn Rand?
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Does it rhyme with wavery?
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Hopefully not, given the way it ends!
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a black and white photo of a man flying in the air with his hat in the air .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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a black and white photo of a man in a military uniform
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Coincidentally, I’m in the UK and will be protesting on the same day against our own King as he has a similar military parade for his birthday!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Makes me want to grab my puffer-jacket and kickers!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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a group of people are standing in a park and one of them is holding a bag .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Starmer binning left wing politics
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bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
ALT: bart simpson is looking at a cake that says at least you tried
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The creature’s looked from Labour to Reform, and from Reform to Labour and from Labour to Reform again; but already it was impossible to say which was which - George Orwell(ish)
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I don’t avoid women, mandrake, but I do deny them my essence! And I only drink pure grain alcohol. Do you know why …
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
He’s similarly thin skinned, vain and into gaudy trinkets. He only comes across better because he’s not asked his opinions all the time, never gives press conferences or runs on policy platforms. If he did I’m willing to wager he’d be the same or worse.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Anyone know a bluesky account that just repeats Trumps ‘truths’? Or another way of accessing his truths without giving the nutter anymore money?
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
America before Trump & America 30 days after!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The defendant gave his reasons, but frankly, I don’t think that’s gonna butter any parsnips!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Just hold your nerve Caroline! One or two cold winters now and in a few years Tarquin and Arabella can exploit the inequitable UK class system to bag six figure executive jobs that’ll more than make up for a couple of chilly winters! I’d heard of ‘eating vs heating’ but not ‘Eton vs heating’
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Keith watches Xmas movies and entirely misses the morals!
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a man in a superman costume with the letter s on his chest is flying through the air .
ALT: a man in a superman costume with the letter s on his chest is flying through the air .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
‘I might not like who we elect’ should never be a condition when embracing democracy. As Andrew powerfully demonstrates we equally might not like who we don’t elect.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
This should definitely change. Especially with liabilities like Andrew & Charles around.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
He single handedly smashed Epstein’s ring!!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
It’s not a cult. It’s a fetish! We’re a cuckolded nation.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
They told me I was everything: 'tis a lie, I am no ague-proof. - King Lear
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Let me guess, she also thinks; for lack of a better word, that greed, is good!
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a car with makeagif.com at the bottom of the screen
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That’s so cute. I’m just imagining Kate sitting in her office working all hours negotiating dates, food options, and other arrangements with the secretary of the Zimbabwe president’s Chief of staff. Like she’s Donna Moss in The West Wing! Ha ha.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Found the culprit!
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Luckily, the royal website lists ‘their majesties work’. In 2019 Kate lists around 80 formal work engagements including attending Wimbledon and various gala dinners. She had a staff of 50 (now 60) to help with this hard ‘work’. www.royal.uk/media-centre... www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/4966...
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The Royal Diary
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The OP was about Kate’s laziness, which is true and is infuriating and insulting. Others raised the issue of her health in a bid to illicit sympathy and bat away criticism. I wrote that we don’t know the details of her health status. Also my dad has prostate cancer and still goes to work full time.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The post said that ‘it would take her a long time to get over it’ which implies knowledge about her health that she doesn’t have access to. As is typical of royal discourse, myths, half truth, conjecture, and truisms masquerade as facts and facts are conveniently ignored.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a bar with the word amen written on the screen .
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
We know very little about any illnesses Katie may have/have had. Also pointing out the parasitical nature of the Royals is a public good, a progressive social ‘kindness’.
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Ryan @hydroman1981.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The Royals are lazy. That’s not bitchy, it’s a flat fact. We also know very little about the seriousness or otherwise of any health issues she might have/have had.
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