chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If Taco Bell was a Coca-Cola establishment I would have succumbed to all that years ago 030
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have now turned off the game so I can sit in the dark in my bedroom and stew 060
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jake and I are watching this game from different floors of our house, which earlier felt unnecessary but now feels necessary as fuck. 040
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Blue Bottle coffee only makes liege waffles at their west coast stores and this is maybe the worst information I have ever learned in New York City 010
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The greatest benefit of being the known football psycho at your job is that NO ONE contacts you on a Monday morning about anything other than football. I think I’m gonna be able to milk this one all the way to Tuesday. 290
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No one: Me: AND THAT’S WHY THE DENVER BRONCOS ARE SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE SPORTS CULTURE AND ECONOMIC GAINS IN DENVER COLORADO NO MLB OR NHLTEAM WOULD BE HERE AND LODO WOULDNT EXIST IF NOT FOR THEM AND THE SHEER QUALITY OF THE FRANCHISE 291
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is the new photo that represents “life comes at you fast” 0162
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watching a beautiful orange sunrise on my way to the airport and I’m so happy I’m not even going to tell my Uber driver Cayden to turn Drake the fuck off. A great day to be alive 🧡🐴💙 190
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Do you hear that? It’s the sound of Matt Stafford’s gigantic veneers chattering 1101
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At the Broncos game even though I have to get up at the ass crack to fly to NYC. What could go wrong 1150
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The pain of being an introvert parent of an introvert kid at a birthday party where we only know the birthday kid 2100
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because of Annoying Adulthood Commitments™️ I have to juggle today, I’m going to spend part of my day being Corporate Asshole on a Zoom in a Coffee Shop™️ Shoot me™️ 130
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026After a Broncos win I like to buy things on instagram 2130
Reposted by chrisKyle @milehighkyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey Jacksonville fuck your lil regular season winning streak you lil small market ass team GO BRONCOS!!!static.klipy.comAlan Garner: We Are Back! Getting Doug Back - The HangoverALT: Alan Garner: We Are Back! Getting Doug Back - The Hangover 0121
Reposted by chrisJohn Costigan @johncostiganiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I feel like I'll be using this meme often this year. 😵💫😵💫 #BroncosCountry 094
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It’s absolutely absurd what a good Broncos game does for my general demeanor and outlook on life 1120
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A complete snoozer of a passing game is exactly the right time to celebrate the legend of Tim Tebow 1131
Reposted by chrisAJ @juandenver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hoping that the tailgate throwing down brings us some luck. Cmon Donkeys! #BroncosCountry 172
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Had to get up out of bed at 8:30 p.m. to vacuum my chocolate chip cookie crumbs off the sheets. It was one of those big ass Levan cookies. IYKYK. 120
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The thing about being a person with an authoritative job in corporate America is that I know that every day, somewhere, no matter what, an employee is telling everyone in their personal life how much I fucking suck. And, honestly, fair take. 060
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The mental health peak in my life was when John Elway did the helicopter 2101
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rough day at work Kid yelling Dog barking Broncos losing I may or may not want to walk into traffic a little bit 160
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Patrick Mahomes sounds like he’s doing a hyperbolic impression of Patrick Mahomes 000
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 14/09/202610 years ago Jake and I had to clear out all of our wool clothes from our house because of a moth infestation. We packed it all up and put it in our storage unit that we finally cleaned out today. And now we have all these new sweaters and jackets. Like a little time capsule from Banana Republic. 050
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I swear to the gods above that my phone is possessed by a demon that says it’s going to save my password and then it never saves the password and I end up in password circular hell for hours 020
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cancer killed my brother 10 years ago today. He wasn’t at peace with it. He didn’t give a fuck about telling people about his “battle”. He just straight up wanted to live life, because he loved it. This is how I know there’s no rhyme or reason to any of this. Infuriating, yet freeing? Grief is odd. 070
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The sweet satisfaction of watching someone who had strong and uninformed opinions about how to parent getting to see what it’s actually like to be a parent 🧑🍳😘 241
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Not to see Elitch’s is to not see the finest face tattoos of Denver 060
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have come to the crushing realization that maybe I don’t need glasses just to do computer, but I may also need to them now to do phone. Nothing is blurry but the eye strain headache is very telling 😭 240
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The next time you need an icebreaker question: what if Claude was one of us just a slob like one of us just a stranger on a bus trying to make his way home? 130
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 22/08/2026D Bar at DIA didn’t have any American dream cake, my standard landing on concourse A treat, and now my weekend is ruined. 120
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s my first day back at work after 6 amazing weeks off on sabbatical. I am already headed out on a work trip. The only thing preventing me from crying in the Uber to the airport is that the driver is a cutie pie and I don’t want to scare him. 071
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Tonight I’m seeing the Savannah Bananas and going to see Zach Bryan for the second night in a row because you only YOLO once. Also my 6 week sabbatical ends on Monday and I don’t ever want to let go. 150
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I cleared off an old external hard drive today. Among the 10,000 photos there was only one video of a family Christmas. 2008. My nephew got a NERF gun and was ecstatic. My brother is in the video. You can hear my mom’s voice in the background. Everyone was happy. 58 seconds I’m glad I captured. 090
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 10/08/2026There’s a ton of layoffs happening in corporate America right now and LinkedIn is filled with people talking about their layoff experiences and giving other people advice. It takes all of my strength to not comment “you were fired for cause, dingbat” to the horrible people who were fired for cause. 130
Reposted by chrisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026We gotta stop this air show shit in Chicago. I get it, my Air Force’s dick be tiny, but I have meetings. 71155189
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When will my kid realize that I’m not actually racing him to see who can buckle their seat belt the fastest but I am exploiting his incessant need to win to get him to do basic shit without arguing? 280
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A new piece of evidence in how old and decrepit my body is: my rheumatologist told me I need to get a pneumonia vaccine 😭 000
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Don’t worry guys, I changed my internet service to Quantum in February and immediately called Xfinity today to cancel that service. 240
chris @hurryhurryomaha.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Because technology has been spying on us for two decades, I get a lot of randos who I met in a bar or on Tinder in my “people you may know” sections. Can I send them “u up?” DMs at 2:00 on a Tuesday and then clarify that I am asking about their investment portfolio because mine is in fact, not up. 010
