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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 10h
Watching the Mandalorian and Grogu movie and this feels like the most “written by an AI” movie I’ve seen. Plot makes no sense, pacing is all over the place and there’s absolutely zero emotion in anything
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 11h
Evil Movie when it starts changing aspect ratios
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fuck hard with 60s lounge music. Gimme some Les Baxter or Jackie Gleason and we good baby
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unironically think I saw a Creature Fucked up naked greyish dude clambering over a stone wall
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the drawing drawer
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jinkies!
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ordered a new dress to make me feel betteerrrr
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𝔓𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 @possumancer.co · 25/09/2026
🖤Luciana🖤 #PossumancerCo • #FurryArt • #FurryArtist • #Furry
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gender envy is heavy today and it’s not making me feel good :(((
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice. I spent the whole day unaware of a hole in my pants by my bootycrack
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the prequel trilogy would’ve benefited from not making Anakin the main focus. I think Obi Wan should’ve been our sole pov character, keeping Anakins motives a mystery and align with the revelations later in Empire
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love when customers say it’s their first time coming in expecting me to act like the TGI Fridays dancing monkey singing of their bravery and courage to come in like Sister this is Chipotle, get your slop and get out so I can help the 60 other people waiting behind you
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have an inside joke with myself at work. Anytime students from a local high school come in with school gear and it says Floyd Central, I think to myself “haha what if it was Foid Central” and that’s it, that’s the joke I May not be attractive I May not be funny but
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My love language is just standing in a corner shrouded in darkness calling you a “faggot” 🫶
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What kind of Whiteness did I just experience when a customer went “ew no thank you” when I told them our new chicken is seasoned with garlic?
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck, it’s my 2 year mark of being on Estrogen Let’s fuckin go dawg
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A conversation with one of my employees: Them: “what’s the name of that museum in DC?” That’s too vague, what do you mean? “The one with the guy in the chair?” … “Kennedy or something?”
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate living in the South. It was in the upper 90s last week and now it’s in the 40s
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched a cowboy get out of his Tesla and the Mario death tune played when it turned off that was the gayest shit I’ve ever seen
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck yeah new Kommodus album and it’s got Këkht Aräkh, Kūkua’ilimoku and Ebony Pendant on it as well? This shit straight gas go fuckin listen to it
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vexed by the ARPANET network in the same manner as one ponders upon the Kabbalah sefirot
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dye my hair dark green or dark red ?
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Need to be the change I wanna see in the world… Need more dom sub lesbian content with the sub being trans…I’ll volunteer 👉👈…
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Broke: sucking her cock Woke: sucking her strap on
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
12am at a highway rest stop is romantic
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
T4T but my Swag too hard I keep scarin tha Hoes
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YEAAAHHH
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God. What’s that post that’s like something something pronouncing “interesting” like “inteschting” because that’s permanently altered my lexicon and that’s the ONLY WAY I say interesting now
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man let’s go hang in Mongolia for a month twin
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m all for expressing yourself however you want to. But just know, if I was a dictator, I’d sentence anyone who wears pajama bottoms in public to life imprisonment
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woman...
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m making a giraffe girl and she’s so pretty…
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
muse
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Swans son or Godspeed You! Black Emperor daughter ?
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Resident Evil the Movie, where our protagonist kills a child and baby and I’m all here for it Seriously, great fuckin movie; now all I wanna draw is sexy body horror~
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
brb real quick gonna go get drunk and run naked through the woods to the Skyrim soundtrack it’ll be Just a minute
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
making pichtures
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hi I’m girl with an upset tummy because she ate half a raw onion like an apple
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m a guy who became a girl who fantasizes about being a hypermasculine violent barbarian
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
blasting the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack work I’m gonna Rip and Tear (that Pussy)
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
almost 10am and I’ve already drank 3 monsters today…
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’d lay Pipe on a GILF
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
momma study
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Putting on Wagner during my Quest for TacoBell to make it more Grandiose
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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horns @yagihorns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bottomless Bus stop
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'sa pretty cool demo yeah ...
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🔪⛓️🏳️‍⚧️Hurbles🏳️‍⚧️⛓️🔪 @hurbles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
brothers sisters and critters I didn’t know how easy it actually is to apply for a job at McMurdo station
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