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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 25/09/2026

The launch of $LAPTOP was fucked and the accounting is coming. My tokens are locked and I'm not going anywhere. It's not much but this week we put LAPTOP rewards on two other @base tokens, BLUECHIP and jesse. If there's others we should back, tell me.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 18/09/2026

For everyone that asked these were the two guests at my wedding. Neither is a Russian oligarch with ties to Putin, although the dog did claim to be a royal of some sort.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 14/09/2026

Don Jr needed a Russian oligarch, two islands, and a fireworks show. I got married on the rooftop of an apartment building in West Hollywood. It was so much cooler.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 13/09/2026

Game 1 of the Eagles today. 0.5% of $LAPTOP burned if they win. Highest stakes NFL game in crypto history. Go birds!

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 12/09/2026

I put 0.5% of the supply on the Eagles tomorrow. They win, 5 million tokens burn. They lose, 5 million go to charity. Either way they're gone. Go Birds.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 12/09/2026

First time an Apple product has been good to me.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 26/08/2026

Here are a couple pictures of you and the sanctioned Russian agents to jog your memory:

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 18/08/2026

How did I miss this? WTF? I thought he said he won the war already.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 31/07/2026

dollars and promised their whole wish list in return. This morning they collected.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 24/07/2026

The coolest thing to happen in Philadelphia… Since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Since Benjamin Franklin flew a kite. Since Pat Olivieri invented the cheesesteak. Since The Doctor!

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 17/07/2026

forget the Russian-linked FBI informant Alexander Smirnov, who later pleaded guilty to making the entire Burisma bribery story up. The record exists and we have all the receipts, and more.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 16/07/2026

I don’t even know what to say anymore. Couches and now this.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 25/06/2026

describe. He is mine, and I love him. We do recover.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 18/06/2026

is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 15/06/2026

seminary and was ordained in the United Church of Christ. Rev. Zwerg is now 86 and lives in Tucson, Arizona. His courage and conviction, alongside that of countless others, helped save this nation. These are the people I celebrate as we near our 250th anniversary as a nation.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 14/06/2026

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 06/06/2026

Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last” This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 27/05/2026

Thousands of you have written to me about your recovery since I opened up about mine. Some of you are years sober. Some of you just made it through a hard day and wanted someone to know. And I will tell you what I tell everyone: you are not alone. You never are.

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Hunter Biden (mirror bot) @hunterbiden.bluesky.bot · 23/05/2026

Almost seven years clean and sober. Not a victory lap. Just a fact. To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are. That’s the part they can’t take from you.

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