The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 42mThere's no statute of limitations on what she did to those hikers. 000
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 43m@christhefriend.bsky.social I went to the legendary Silver Snail in Toronto and look what I found. 110
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 1hIf the trip is caused by somebody chasing you, movie etiquette demands that they immediately abandon the chase until you come to. 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 1hIf you are in a movie and you trip over and crack your head on a rock (which is inevitable when you trip), one of two things will happen: 1) your skull will crack like an eggshell killing you instantly 2) you will pass out for five minutes to an hour and have a bruise but otherwise you're fine 140
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 1hWhy isn't Clive on here, he'd thrive on Bluesky getting jokes and stuff. 000
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 1h*extremely Clive Barker voice* UM, HE'S THE HELL PRIEST ACKTUALLY 110
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 1hToday's agenda: Dolly Primetime Coyote vs Acme Beware Boiúna 030
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 13hWe also had kimchi potstickers and crab rangoon, things of that nature. 060
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 13hI had a classic Hurricane and then a Shadow, which is a Zombie made with rum barrel-infused gunpowder tea instead of rum. 160
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 18hI mean, he is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring. 0390
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 19hInstead of the concert that has been canceled we are now going to hang out at a Tiki bar, which is a hell of a great pivot. 080
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 20hAw damn, tonight's concert got canceled with four hours to go until the meet and greet. Hope everyone's okay. Maybe a border crossing thing? 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wait, there are kids attending this kids' movie? Mods? Mods?! 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Now seated for boxd.it/VhSCboxd.itO Gênio do Crime (2026) 100
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He's an incredible, versatile angler, whether in the goatlake, the goatriver or the goatsea. 040
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Except you won't be seeing our Blue Jays until March. 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Lorraine Gary recovers from shark-related familial trauma by *checks notes* travelling to a sea-side village in the Caribbean. 000
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My Cocaine is letting a four year-old do dive bombs in his plane, this film rocks. 100
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Channeling Noel Household for a moment there. 120
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is Jaws The Revenge better than the original? *tents fingers, nods wisely* It's not for me to judge. 120
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Still a Stephen King adaptation.static.klipy.comThe Shining: Blood ElevatorAlt: The elevators at the Overlook Hotel in The Shining, disgorging hundreds of liters of blood into the hallway. 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm not as down on Mike Flanagan as some - in fact I thought Midnight Mass was pretty great - but he has whatever the opposite of a lifetime pass is from me for "whatever walked at Hill House, walked... together 🥹" 350
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026See, that's what I was wondering but wasn't interested enough to look up: is this an adaptation of Legion or is Flanagan just doing an Exorcist By Numbers thing? 100
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I hate living in an era where I genuinely cannot tell if they're kidding or not. It shouldn't be possible for someone to be that incapable and yet *gestures widely and sadly* 0471
Reposted by The Spooky Potatodaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026awful to be here with #ma again, things have been collapsing and I'm trying all I can but have to try this too. due dates have passed and bigger ones coming so every contribution and share helps! 💕💸 $0/1000 due 10/12 ko-fi.com/hypercubexl venmo.com/hypercubexl paypal.me/darylbartleypaypal.mePay Daryl Bartley using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/DarylBartley and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 11929
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why are people so often surprised when Ben Affleck reveals himself to be a giant lunkhead? He's been telling us this for years. 180
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh it's a hell of a movie, if you ever get the chance. Memorably parodied on SCTV as "Garth and Gord and Fiona and Alice". 130
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Next week is shaping up to be an all-timer week of movies. I've got 47 shorts and features at After Dark, PLUS I've got tickets for: Primetime The Crime Genius You Had to Be There Beware Boiúna 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got a ticket to see that new Toronto Godspell documentary with an after-film Q&A with Jayne Eastwood and Eugene Levy, so everything's coming up Larry right now. 220
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Had no idea that Giancarlo Esposito had done one of these. 010
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026eternal hound vigilance is the price of hound liberty 000
The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I could see Margaret Atwood whipping a chair at Gerry Dee over a disagreement. 230