Reposted by ¬Higgs, but vorny

"Still think I'm a fat chud, babe? ... What? Your friends were calling me that... Huh? They were hitting on me???? They wanted to hook up???!?? ... THEY'RE NOT INTO GYM BUNNIES?!?!!?!!?!"
Poor Hertz-- if it's not one thing, it's another with this guy!
It's Hertz Kurzweil!
Art by @RattyKai!