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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 3h
Who said they'd do it in the tent?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 3h
Sexy.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah, that issue seems to have got worse over the years.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He doesn't take her with him?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eh? Surely half of them are under the left fingers, or don't you use that half of the keyboard?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why can't they just play the right notes?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's the betting that in three years time the OP will be deleting the emails from his outbox.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For those too lazy to Google it themselves: www.granddesignsmagazine.com/grand-design...
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Introducing the first 'Flat Pack World Champion' at Grand Designs Live
Grand Designs Live hosted the first flat pack building competition, crowning the first flat pack world champion. Find out more here.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These things are rigged? I'm shocked!
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But I don't.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's one of our own; He's one of our own; Steve the slug; He's one of our own.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What if you've never uploaded music?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well it's Luton, of course it's unpleasant.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I should have known that a random person on social media would be an expert on all areas of human knowledge 🙄
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You shouldn't even need that. I have no interest in cars other than in the way they can get from A to B. Do you have enough awareness of dentistry to tell the dentist that you don't need a crown if they tell you that you do?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You shouldn't need mechanical literacy. Should you also know dentistry for when you visit the dentist? Law if you need a solicitor? Etc, etc. You're paying someone for their 'professional' expertise, it shouldn't be an opportunity for them to do you over.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finding someone you trust is the key. Men get ripped off at garages too, though I accept that sexist attitudes mean women are more likely to be. Situations where the person diagnosing the problem is the one who does the work are an issue. See also dentistry. Luckily, I also have a mechanic I trust.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't get any. Mind you, I only look at the following feed.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*get* rid.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm amazed that you take a surveyor's wheel with you on your dog walks to know that it's exactly 100 yards.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or, just his rid of the ridiculous honours system altogether.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brilliant.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go on then, give us the data.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Too bad. She's got to go somewhere, and you don't shit on your own doorstep.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Envious.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Envious.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Isle of Wight is two miles from the English mainland. The Falklands are 500 miles from Argentina.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fess is that you go to Subway regularly. I went once, never again.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, I do that all the time, it;s really annoying.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or better still, just ignore Star Trek altogether.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who are the bi men who won't date bi men?!
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I like them" and "I would 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 be happy to hang out with them" is hardly a ringing endorsement of the living arrangements.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone needs to go back to skill.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never change, Jose, never change.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I loathe people who say "I was today years old".
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why thank you.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ooh, someone was always picked last in PE as a kid.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All four of them?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was Suzuki brilliant though? I thought all his saves were ones you'd expect an average Premier League keeper to do. It seems to have become a cliche amongst commentators that any save is 'brilliant'. We could have done much more to really test him.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Though actually she's the second as I always had a thing for Jacinda Arden.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coincidentally, this post appears in my feed just below a picture Sanna Marin, who I feel the same way about
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Become"?!
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They also had an incredible taste in football teams.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I used to be centre-right, now I'm centre-left. This is not due to my politics changing, but instead due to the centre moving rightwards, pulled by the Tories, Reform etc.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As I understand it, the worst that will happen is someone from the water company will come and tell you that you're a naughty boy/girl. They only prosecute repeat offenders and if I remember correctly, actually nobody has been. (Happy to be corrected if wrong).
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, I notice the other teams do that, usually against us. We should give it a name.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They do look quite alluring under a bikini though.
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, but they're remembered best for the one where their bikini top comes off. Hang on, have I got that right?
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Graham @humph3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Amazing how, now he's ineligible, Richy has suddenly transformed into a player that you can guarantee would score in any given circumstance.
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