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James J.

@hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social
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Alive or dead, we are here to be eaten. You can always pay 1/2 of the poor to kill the other half. Religion keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 24m
I think (in reality) what it actually (maybe) means (in the American context) is blah blah blah blah yeah whatever… The ultimate in “conservative“ intellectualism.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so sick of seeing his ugly fucking head. I’d rather look at a hairy wart on a hemorrhoid. Goddamn traitor.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching Marianna Hill kick a stooge into a grid and electrocuting himself is always a television comfort. Dagger of the Mind, season one episode nine. But what exactly was Dr Van Gelder trying to achieve?
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Best post I’ve ever seen. Is there a reason for inducing this constant state of anxiety???
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Donald J Dumbdick is so inept that he could fuck up dumping out a bucket of shit. He’d dump it into your drinking water if he could but he’s never worked a day in his life so he’d spill it all on his shoes instead. And then he’d get angry and find somebody to blame for it.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you really want to know how to hate American football, clean up the spectators’ seats after a game.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Local news is too nuanced to acknowledge our shit-for-brains criminal president is also a convicted felon who STILL votes. He even votes by mail as he condemns voting by mail as illegitimate. Cognitive Dissonance is a helluva drug.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm with Carl Sagan on this:
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just caught a commercial for “war.gov” and I thoroughly disapprove of this message. I’m almost certain that it lowered my testosterone levels.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s always harder to hear the truth than a lie.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He says one thing. He says another. In his own way, it’s impossible to be the lying sack of shit that he is. The question becomes: why has anyone listened to a fucking word he’s ever said in the first place?
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Citizens who entrust their governments with the power of state-sanctioned murder lack the imagination of seeing their government abusing that power to its own ends. Totalitarian America is learning that the hard way through our own stupidity and cowardice.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mussolini’s last dance.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just took a YouGov survey sponsored by the Pentagon which left out any mention of Pete Hegseth to obviously conflate supporting the troops with the imbecile in charge of them. Thankfully, the survey allowed for me to say our armed forces should not be a codpiece for little Pete to hide behind.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The more we are aware of the existence of Donald J. Dumbfuck, the dumber we all become as a consequence. He radiates fucking stupidity.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Democrats need to gather in conspiratorial dark settings and repeat the following: His name is Donald J Dumbfuck. His name is Donald J Dumbfuck. His name is Donald J Dumbfuck. Pronouncing the B is optional… The point is to make clear we all know who the enemy is.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I strive to look past our differences. I don’t believe in black & white. I love the color! I love the potential of our dreams. Our performance as the best of ourselves. This is not a world to stifle voices who provide anything meaningful. We are the dream of which our gods would create.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your memories are being erased. Your memories are being replaced. Donald J. T**** is the kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when even really STUPID PEOPLE didn’t trust politicians? Yeah, well that was back before there was MAGA….
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” How an Archeologist changed KURT VONNEGUT’s life.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is anyone else excited at the prospect of our attention-craving president renaming the USS Arizona Memorial after himself as a tribute for all he’s done for America? The hyper-masculine Republican Party will just pretend it’s not happening, and again we’ll be anointed by his piss in our face.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw the scruffy dancer wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt on the MTV awards show and instantly thought of their song ‘MTV - Get Off the Air’. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a little early to start drinking but I’ve never let that stop me before. I will always shudder at the thought that someone might say it’s too late to start drinking instead.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two fussy-faced losers & one nonchalant expression of inner amusement. What was it this chump whined about for the last forty years? Oh I remember now: “The whole world is laughing at us.” How self-fulfilling in its prophecy. And also the first time he’s ever told the truth in his miserable life…
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every day that Diaper Donald manages to properly shit in a toilet is another day that he pollutes the sewers.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The United States is a country where the majority is composed by apathetic sloths and vindictive shitheads who all somehow claim they are proud to be Americans.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And they sure as fuck don’t own the American flag. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“National Insecurity,“ more like it... He’s turning his stupid “triumphal” arch into a weapon against anticipated protesters. He would absolutely rip America’s guts out to protect his worthless ass. Always a coward and always a traitor…
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every vote for a Republican this November is a vote to vacate the House & Senate and essentially abdicate any responsibility for their consensual complicity in allowing the Mad King to rule as a wrecking ball tyrant.
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rain-singer.bsky.social @rain-singer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wealthy billionaires don’t pay taxes on the wars America fights. They just get to watch from their air conditioned, bulletproof suites and laugh at the “suckers and losers” who fill the graveyards for their amusement instead.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somebody please destroy the fucking Kennedy Center for the Arts & Humanity before the Lee Harvey Oswald Foundation for Violence & Fascism destroys it for its own amusement. Smash it to pieces. Nobody promised you a rose garden. Let’s get nihilistic.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If the goddamned MAGA-GOP does not honor the lawful election results this November, then the only alternative left is Scorched Earth Policy. Plan accordingly.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This guy is a new level of disturbing, dangerous & disgusting. But what else should we expect from a political party that uses mass murders & gun violence against children at schools to ostensibly ”think and pray” when they all but advocate for it?
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every day of witnessing Mike Johnson’s tenure as Speaker is like watching a noodle dissolve in a puddle of saliva.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She makes an important point about male reporters who stand idle while our criminal president gets ugly with women reporters.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Zero Dark Thirty. Because FUCK Osama Bin Laden.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dumb Dumb Deadbeat Donald ain’t giving you DICK to vote for him! But we all owe him a cockroach fart’s worth of gratitude for his narcissism putting his dishonorable name on the ballot. Vote accordingly.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don’t forget he has a Purple Heart for someone else’s service in Viet Nam… Assuming such a tender Made-For-Fox News moment wasn’t staged like his phony-ass assassination attempt.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In using the pronouns of He/Him, I know we once referred to something called GOD that way. But now when someone says “I hate Him,” or “I hope He fucking dies today,” there’s no mistake who anyone is talking about.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Garden of Eden will only become a gated community with golf courses & swimming pools or somewhere to mine copper or tin, so who gives a shit? Oh and apparently snakes still have legs.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can’t wait for president Dumbdick Donald to find out that “Oklahoma“ is an indigenous yet foreign language word for “red people” which he will undoubtedly assert as racist & want to rename it after himself as Orange Painted People. And the dumbshits here will still adore the stench of his turds.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Diversity, Equity & Inclusion. Happy Birthday to Star Trek. 🖖
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I asked the bank teller to please pardon the “seatbelt sweat“ showing on my tee-shirt. She said, “Oh are you sure that’s what that is?” I was suddenly in unfamiliar territory so I answered without thinking that I had no reason to be lactating. I am more hilarious & weirder than I ever imagined…
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I grew up in an era when even stupid people had enough sense to say not to trust politicians. But look at them now. And who they trust… Stupidity is beyond comprehension.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What if Iran renamed the Strait of Hormuz after our president but then kept the blockade? It would be obvious how impotent his dumb war of choice is & humiliate him beyond spinning it any other way… He’s too stupid to see the trap he set for himself, whether he says he was joking about it or not.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dolly Parton, Gloria Steinem, & Tim Curry all played their parts in the defying of the enforcement of our society’s rigid gender standards. Talk about a week or so of grief.
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James J. @hummingbirdlxix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that I have a feeling that our demented, rapist president is also a closet serial killer. And worse, just as he corrupts absolutely everything he touches, he’s using our military to do all of his murdering for him, as if it was just like the Manson Family.
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