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@hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy
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I used to be new around here. Been a long while since then but I still don't know what I'm doing. What I do know is that hating is very fun ​:neocat_evil:​ I'm […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ plasmatrap.com/@hummingbird, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
iphone on always on display mode shows red monkey smiling at the camera. this image is posted on r/iphonehelp with the title: "Everytime im charging and turn my phone sideways an ominous red clock and this monstrosity appears?!" the post contents read: "Why? And how can I change it?"
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Just got an honest hot wheels toy commercial, made me feel strangely nostalgic Truly I am not immune to advertising
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
www.reddit.com/r/SneerClub/comments…
Shitgenstein

I met a traveler from an inland state
Who said: Two vast and humming racks of steel
Stand in the cornfield. Near them, on the plain,
Half buried in weed, a broken server face lies,
Its stilled fans, its dulled and blinking lights,
Tell that its builders knew the hype well
Which once ran through these halls, now cold and still,
The hands that fed them and the minds that made:
And on the switchroom wall these words remain:
“My name is Jensen Huang, CEO of CEOs:
Look on my cloud compute, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that great digital ruin, boundless and bare
The autumn fields stretch flat and far away.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Sentences only Date Everything can make you type
A screenshot of a Discord chat message on a dark background. The user "Sweedfrog," whose avatar depicts an illustrated character against a bisexual pride flag, writes: "And now the dildo wants me to cover them in taco ingredients as a kink thing," followed by a pink smiley face emoji.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Fresh cut achieved, my hair grows ever longer every time I trim it
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Jesse :neocat_shy_flower: @jessew.mk.cpluspatch.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
i'm about to have my blue gentleman moment
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Latte always talks me down from leaving my FUNNY and SCATHING comments on dumbass posts :(
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thermia ! :thermos: :ndgt: @thermia.sk.girlthi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"shot the spring halfway across the meeting room"-award
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Here at ​:plasmatrap_logo:​ we DISAVOW the malfoid trend, as any normalization of Harry Potter is inherently immoral
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Here at ​:plasmatrap_logo:​ we DISAVOW the malfoid trend, as any normalization of Harry Potter is inherently immoral
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I've discovered I really like the idea and look of large, cohesive paint schemes across multiple models, but the idea of trying to imitate the same scheme across multiple figures isn't very fun to me anymore, I don't know what this means for my mini painting hobby ​:woozy_blahaj:​
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
A digital collage set against a bisexual pride flag background, featuring a white classic muscle car adorned with a transgender pride stripe. Several white cartoon "Boykisser" cats interact with the car: one lies on the hood using a laptop, one sits on the roof, two ride inside with the driver holding an IKEA Blåhaj shark plush, and another lies crushed beneath the front tire.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I'm still scratching my head at how much Sweden liked Cowboys and Indians when I was little. It's like... Truly strange to me.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Gonna call this one an iPhone moment
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Grandma's iPhone XR doesn't have the right JavaScript to run her healthcare apps, apparently ​:blobcat3c:​
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Screenshot of an X post by @mimiwoofz with the caption, "bless my wondrous puppy life." A hand holds up a white dog bowl patterned with black paw prints and filled with french fries. In the pink-lit background sits a large wire dog crate decorated with faux ivy vines, plush bedding, and stuffed animals. Above the crate on the wall, several pet collars, leashes, and polaroid photos are displayed.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
A screenshot of a tweet by aquila (@belllmonts) that reads: "the hierarchy of good character design based on intensive research and study." 

Below the text is a humorous pyramid chart divided into five colored tiers, arranged from base to top:
- Base (red-orange): "bags under the eyes"
- Second tier (orange): "earrings"
- Third tier (yellow): "long hair"
- Fourth tier (light green): "sharp teeth"
- Top peak (light purple): "tits out"
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
[KDE Drama] When the government kills people in the street 🙄 When maintainers want the opportunity to do their thankless, extremely underpaid and crucial jobs a bit quicker 😠😠😠 Wouldn't wish being a big maintainer on my worst enemy, bless them ​:praycat:​
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
@jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com These last two weeks have been me ONLY dealing with contractors' loose definition of the word "on time" and its driving me fucking mental
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thermia ! :thermos: :ndgt: @thermia.sk.girlthi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
"swedish youth drink the most energy drinks out of the nordics" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person drinks 0 redbull per year. Thermia, who lives in cave & drinks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted RE […]
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thermia ! :thermos: :ndgt: @thermia.sk.girlthi.ng.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
clockwork doll with amnesia be like "how'd it wind up here?"
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Actually... "Probably trans but I don't got time to worry about that rn" is more accurate ​:musclecat:​
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
A black-and-white meme featuring three manga illustrations of Kabru from "Dungeon Meshi" with different expressions: one winking and smirking, one staring blankly, and one sweating nervously. 

The top text reads, "fuck [with 'you' crossed out in red] people who don't like Kabru from Dungeon Meshi". 

Below the illustrations, the text reads, "share this post if you love Kabru" and "go fuck yourself if you don't" at the very bottom.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Anyone who knows about Lasse-Maja will know that Swedish trans girls have been being gay and doing crime since the late 1700s
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
#blessed ​:blobcataww:​ RE: plasmatrap.com/notes/ardhhggyw1
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Month
A tweet by eli (@areyouokeli) reading "new bisexual flag just dropped," quote-tweeting kaci (@mossytitties), who asks: "why are all the pride flags so boring?? stripes r overrated i wanna see a fucking dinosaur on a flag." 

Eli's tweet features a chaotic, meme-style "flag" set against a starry space background with the word "BISEXUAL" written in bold, pink and purple gradient font at the top. The image is filled with dinosaurs in space, including a roaring T-Rex standing on a floating pink and blue rock, an Allosaurus leaping out of a blue cosmic vortex, flying pterosaurs, and another T-Rex roaring next to a fiery nuclear mushroom explosion.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
I'd call myself a pansexual (because there isn't really a difference between that and Bi), but the pan flag is _way_ uglier than the Bi flag, so Bi it's gonna be
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down
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🔞Gigaroni @gigiakkala.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impatient and fascinated. #votv #ariral #b3d #blender3D #voicesofthevoid
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
[us politics] @sterophonick@wetdry.world Something something RNC something Grindr crashing
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
​:neocat_smol_floof:​ <- Slowly waking up to the fact he was a furry all along, but just wanted a bird fursona Because look at those, they're CLEAN! I love them RE: mastodon.online/users/Beetalerry/st…
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
A lot of people don't know there's two fundamentally different types of PTSD and/or have heard the terms but don't understand the distinction being made. There's "standard" PTSD, which I'll call "simplex" PTSD, and "complex" PTSD, which you'll see written C-PTSD. - Simplex ("normal") PTSD […]
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
ACAB does not include USCSB
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Another morbillion trillion dollars to Ukraine (completely unironically, do this NOW)
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
@link@js.meowingwo.men If you told me this is how the Mormon bible starts I'd believe you
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
My least favorite meme of all time was that "you've heard of elf on the shelf" thing, because the entire joke was a single, basic rhyme That's a joke for 4 year olds And no, I haven't heard of elf on the shelf, genuinely what the fuck are you talking about
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
[us pol, joke conspiracy theory] @mjdxp@labyrinth.zone Tbf he did make every American nonbinary that one time
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
A screenshot of the animated character ENA from the Joel G series, wearing a green peaked cap, a white collared shirt with suspenders, and featuring a split red-and-white face. Overlay text in bold white letters with a black outline reads: "Absolute gender envy".
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
I could read more of There Is No Antimemetics Division, but I'm home alone and that book is scawy...
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
[Meme for the Kirkiversary]
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
This one is either gonna do absolute numbers or get one (1) favorite
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Screenshot of two social media posts by user boimgfrog. 

The first post reads: "trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that"

The follow-up post by the same user reads: "i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ"
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
A screenshot of a post on X featuring a meme comparing an anime girl in the center to four characters with arrows pointing to her: "THE AURA OF CHIKI" (anime girl, top left), "THE NARCISSISM OF AIRI" (manga girl, top right), "THE ANTAGONISM OF KUDOU" (manga girl teasingly sticking her tongue out, bottom right), and humorously, "THE CUNNING OF CHUCK" with a portrait of Chuck McGill from Better Call Saul (bottom left). Below the post, a user named lulu replies, "what yuri is chuck from".
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
A black-and-white meme featuring three manga illustrations of Kabru from "Dungeon Meshi" with different expressions: one winking and smirking, one staring blankly, and one sweating nervously. 

The top text reads, "fuck [with 'you' crossed out in red] people who don't like Kabru from Dungeon Meshi". 

Below the illustrations, the text reads, "share this post if you love Kabru" and "go fuck yourself if you don't" at the very bottom.
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
Not to worry, this might be Kanye, but it's _pirated_ Kanye, so listening to it isn't immoral
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Some would call it being a fa-
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Cis He/Him but like... In a queer way
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Froge @hummingbird.plasmatrap.com.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
Not a huge fan of COSMIC files, anyone got a recommendation for a decent file explorer for Pop_OS that doesn't require me to force KDE to work on a distro it wasn't meant for, like Latte did for my PC ​:woozy_blahaj:​
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