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Humbug and Toby

@humbugandtoby.bsky.social
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We're very handsome Shetland ponies with a lot to say! Here for friendship, not politics! Buy our book "Watch Out, He Bites!" Published by Austin Macaulay Publishers Ltd Insta - humbug_and_toby X - @HumbugAndToby

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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's winter again! 😳🥶 Blustery rain, cold, miserable... But I'm rocking my Tina Turner hairstyle so all is well! #FashionIcon
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
He's only a few minutes old, but already has opinions! 🐑📣
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Our first lambs of the year arrived yesterday! 😍 Look how cute they are! 🥰
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Aunty Bev let us out while Momma G waited, ready to film us galloping to the field... Oh well! Maybe next time! 😂
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We'd love to chat... but - grass! Pop round; we're happy to share! 😋🌿 In other news... My Fave Human is coming home for a few days! 🥳🥰🎉
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Ooft... Would you look at all that handsomeness! 🤩
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
At suppertime I snuck up on Momma G and 'helped' make the feeds! She was ever so happy! 🤭 I wonder if turmeric stains will ever come out of her coat? 🤔
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I was enjoying the grass so much that it was almost midnight when I came in for supper! Toby was already in bed with his cocoa and a good book! #LateNight
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Here's a movie all about Toby coming home for supper! We'd had a coupla hours out monching grass and the sun was starting to go down... The bats were swooping above us and Toby was worried that he might be carried off by one! 🦇
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Stellar was measured a coupla days ago and is proud to announce that she is just a whisker under 11hh! Which means that she's tall enough to see over the door! (And considerably taller than her two small handsome uncles! 😲) #GrowingLikeAWeed
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
We're camping in Taz's stable while room service puts new sheets on our bed and fluffs the pillows. This door is just too high! 😫 Can't... Reach... Treats... And Toby can't even see out! 😔 #ShortLegProblems
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Baby Stellar would like to invite you to join her in celebrating her half-birthday! 🥳 Yep, she's been spreading joy for a whole 6 months! 💕 #HappyHalfBirthday #BeMoreStellar #FoalSpam
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Taz wanted to show off his goofiest grin on this #WhiskersWednesday 😊
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
5 years ago we looked like a circus act! 😂 The little white pony was Pearl, and she shared our paddock for a while. 💕 #Throwback
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
5 years ago we looked like a circus act! 😂 The little white pony was Pearl, and she shared our paddock for a while. 💕 #Throwback
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Taz would like to invite you on a short sunshiny bimble on this sunny Sunday! 🦄☀️
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Bitterly regretting our decision to escape into the fenced off field... We see now that it's fenced off because it's turned into a pony-swallowing swamp! #HelpUsPlease #NotOurBestIdea
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
🎵🎶 What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster... Is it a monst-errr?🎶🎵 No, it's just a Toby checking in to see if supper is ready! (It wasn't, so he pottered off back outside again!) 😂
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Momma G's been rubbish at pointing the camera phone thing at us recently, so here's a photo from this day 3 years ago when Toby was the perfect resting place! #ThrowbackThursday
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
We had our breakfast out in the sunshine this morning! We've mooched around for an hour but we're coming back indoors as it's freezing cold! 🥶 We'll have another coupla hours out later on if the ice melts 👍 #WhenIsSummer #TooCold
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Taz is trying to make me redundant! I've always been the family bucket-cleaner and he's jumped in claiming my job! 😲
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Even though there was snow on the hills, the sun came out yesterday so we enjoyed a bit of nekkid grazing in the field! Or one of us did - the other one was a limelight thief enjoying his trademark scrimmy in the mud! 🙄 #LovingTheSunshine
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Today is Valentine's Day! (Or should it be PALentine's Day?) Here's a kiss for everyone! 💋 Yep, that means you!! 🥰 #ValentinesDay2026 #WeLoveYouAll
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We're all having a duvet day because it's snowing, so I'm spending the day giving pony rides to the pigeons! #GiddyUp
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
A tiny movie of me falling asleep having a pedicure! It's very relaxing! 😌
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh Toby... It's pouring with rain again; can't we have another duvet day? ☔
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
No, of course I'm not stealing hay from the bale; what would make you think that? 😋
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's a new week - let's all hope for a good one! #HappyMonday 😊
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Momma G managed 2 and a half weeks without us, but she finally made it here last night! Happy tears were in abundance (not from me - I ignored her until she got the carrots out!) Mrs Farmer's 8 years old daughter had made her a lovely card which Taz thought looked delicious! 😋
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
We had a stroll around our barn while my Fave Human fluffed pillows, and just happened to find the hay bales! 😋 #SecondBreakfast
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
So Taz... The plan is; you undo the door, and I make my escape! Got it? #Plotting
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Umm... Taz, you seem to have a tiny bit of something behind your ear... (And that's putting it politely!) 🤭 #MuckyPup #MudBath #SwampMonster
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
There was more snow overnight, and Toby's put on his raincoat in case he's expected to do anything more than eat his breakfast and look cute... Don't worry Toby; I'm sure we can arrange a duvet day once room-service has finished! ☕ 📺 🍿
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's a miserable rainy day (they all are at the moment ☔) so my Fave Human didn't take any photos. Instead here's a lovely picture of me from 3 years ago, when I enjoyed a nap! It was raining that day too! ☔
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Taz took my Fave Human out for a bimble, while we stayed behind and snacked on his haynet! 😋
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pals! We had snow overnight! ❄️☃️ Thankfully my Fave Human managed to drive here in Momma G's little jeepy thing (affectionately known as Jimny Hendrix!) otherwise we could have starved! And Toby's smug that we're on our patio instead of looking for grass in the field! 😏
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yesterday was the first sunshiny day in eleventy billion years, so my Fave Human sneaked us into The Paddock That Must Not Be Grazed Because We'll Need The Grass For Summer. (That's its real name!) Here we are looking innocent (except for muddy toes!) after filling our tummies!
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Taz seems to have struck up an odd friendship with these half grown cows... And seems to be chewing on the black one! She doesn't seem to mind, and has been known to give him a sloppy lick now and again! #FriendshipComesInAllShapes ❤️🤎🖤
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was on #FunUncle duty again this morning, so I tried teaching Stellar the Nippy Lip game! She's a quick learner, so she'll get the hang of it soon! 😃
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It's a miserable wet day so we're all on the patio while room service sorts out our bedrooms. Stellar wants to mess with Toby, who's a bit overwhelmed by her, so I'm stepping in to keep her entertained! #UncleDuties
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We had a surprise delivery today - Momma G's bought us new raincoats from the proceeds of her book! We got a big tub of treats too! 😋 To be fair we're more excited about the treats, but at least we'll stay dry and cosy on wet days! 📚 #WatchOutHeBites 📚
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Today Toby is channeling his inner ragamuffin! 😂 #BadHairDay
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We took my Fave Human for a stroll up the road so we could eat some grass in an empty field! Look how well I'm walking; being unmuddy is doing me a world of good! In other news, Momma G's surgery went well, she's home and thanks everyone for the lovely messages! 💖 #BionicWoman
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
We might be a bit quiet for a few days, as Momma G goes for a new hip tomorrow, and it's her phone that we use for our posts! Here she is giving us a pre-operation carrot - don't worry, Taz had already had his! We won't be away for long, you'll see! 👋😊
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I need a neck like a giraffe if I'm to reach any grass! In other news... My Fave Human is coming home today!! 😍
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Here's us mugging Momma G for breakfast! 😂 #VolumeUp #NomNomNom 🥞 🍳🍕🍔
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Taz and his little shadow! 🥰 #FoalSpam #Besties
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Toby's eaten his breakfast and he's raring to go! Hurry up Momma G! 😀
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It's a bit drizzly here at Humbug Hall, and Taz thinks it looks like a good day for a lie in! Good luck with that pal, she'll be here any minute to fling poo at the wheelbarrow! 🙄 #WelshCob #NicePyjamas Photo credit to Joanna!
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Humbug and Toby @humbugandtoby.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Every flake of snow has disappeared overnight! It's very odd - one minute we're up to our knees in the white stuff, the next minute it's warm and breezy! Anyhoo we're having our morning constitutional on the patio and contemplating escapes! ☺️
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