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grippi longsockings

@humbletrag.bsky.social
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Boner city over here, am i right?!

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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Link's new name is Cherub Pete. He has an iPhone, and he does quizzes all day.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry, pupper.There's nothin "heccin" about this one.
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Hollywood Handbook and Friends @hollywoodhandbook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay… is anyone else thinking he’s going to crush this audition? Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watched The Arrival (1996) last night for the first time since I was a kid. All I remembered were the stupid kangaroo alien legs, but there is so much more.
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Zachary Atticus @zacharyatticus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
stumbled across an insane TikTok where someone is using AI to pretend to be Krysten Ritter to guilt trip Breaking Bad fans into buying her Breaking Bad-theme cutting boards which are also AI so that she can “afford food”
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Spider-Man/ Camp Miasma Connection: Move over Brat, It's Air Vent Summer.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I just watched Buffet Infinity, and the ending is reminiscent of Hollywood Shuffle. What a good time
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Making the most out of my free week of appletv by watching The Dink continuously for seven days straight.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Whose dink do I have to suck to get my hands on the number one movie in the world to stream on tv this week?
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s wild getting DMCA strikes on 5 year old Twitch Vods because someone sampled Resident Evil save room music, slapped a drum loop under it, and uploaded it last year. Really makes you think.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Grim Reaper: Angel of Death, or Demon of Antifa?
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The idea of a fog delay is crazy. If anything, they should be adding dry ice fog to cover the ground.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I mistakenly looked at a low-effort post out of sheer morbid curiosity that was like, “Who else remembers Ferris Bueller?” And now my entire feed is just that. “Anyone else ever hear of a little gem called Back to the Future? Only true film buffs will know this one!”
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/06/2026
i'm gonna be honest gang, being a designated second class citizen whose existence is increasingly made illegal? doesn't feel great. upside though is that it makes every trans people really cool by default, so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Imagine achieving the pinnacle job placement in your field, (Easy for me having turned down MLB, NFL, & the others.) and being so scared of saying something that you do a little performative scribble on your cap. Why the half measure? Write the whole sentiment: “I wish Jesus would wash *my* feet.”
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can the world be lost if it was never found to begin with?
Google search: "warhammer with doug shoes;" there are zero resultsDoug Funny rocking sick sneaks that make you fall on your dick.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
To those in STEM, do not bother with liberal arts. If you ever want to describe your work in a way that evokes the profundity of human existence, words like "awesome," "indescribable," and "amazing" are more than sufficient.
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just had a groundbreaking novelty band idea: Trans Trans Siberian Orchestra
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grippi longsockings @humbletrag.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
happu easter!@
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