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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The Purolator experience every goddamn time.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Looking forward to the @edmontonoilers.bsky.social signing of their new third line center Andrew Tate.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hey quick question has UPS ever successfully delivered a single package in human history?

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

7 day Reddit ban for commenting in a subreddit that I posted in under a throwaway account months ago due to sensitive content because that fucking makes sense. Let the Nazis and pet abusers and other trash humans run wild but yeah, better ban a dude asking for financial advice.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You should be striving to have as few internet-connected devices in your life as possible.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

"Thy hast heard that it was saith, ‘'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell thee, be thou not vicious nor malicious. Be thee just delovely and delicious." — Bootsy 5:38-39 (KJV)

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

FIFA should be embarrassed at how badly they tilted the field for ARG at this tournament only to have them show up and shit the bed that hard on the biggest stage.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"This bread's pretty good but hear me out what if we cooked it a second time?" – Guy about to invent toast

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's hilarious how few fucks France gives about playing in this game.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Never forget that anti-trans bigot J.K. Rowling pretended to be a man when it financially benefitted her.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Bellingham dives so much the Florida Panthers just offered him a contract.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

England is the Toronto Maple Leafs of football. - Dominant decades ago - Occasionally good since - Legions of annoying fans who have never lived there

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Cheering for England is the equivalent of being a Dallas Cowboys fan.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm sorry @tsnofficial.bsky.social, which city is the Windy City again?

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Is Claude running on GitHub or something?

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

@feedly.com another year goes by with me begging for Feedly on iOS to support pinch-to-zoom on articles and images. This is such basic accessibility functionality I've been requesting forever and the only reason I still use Feedly Classic (which isn't even in the App Store anymore).

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

NED/SWE is the first meaningful football match I can remember where two countries I've lived in are playing one another so whoever wins I can't lose.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I don't think the players from both teams are getting together for drinks afterwards.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Qatar's roster has been replaced by the Florida Panthers apparently. Just gooning it up out there now.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If you read the history of GitHub backwards, it starts out as a struggling Microsoft side project running on Azure, then it transitioned to AWS and became much more performant, and then finally they broke free from MS and went on to huge indie success.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

So can Edmonton talk to Cassidy now, or

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I went to church with my mom this morning. It didn't have nearly as much subtle racism and misogyny as i expected but boy howdy did I hear a lot about how I'm an awful sinful disgusting wreck (true) and how Jesus is the only way for me to fix that (questionable).

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Free idea: social media account where people submit photos of the weird meals they eat the day before they travel to use up the stuff from their fridge that will otherwise have gone bad by the time they get home. (I just ate a whole red bell pepper like an apple.)

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

@monteiro.bsky.social I'd never listened to this before reading about it in your list of record to get from a recent newsletter. It is soul-changingly good, thank you for the recommendation.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

people who put raisins in things: WHO HURT YOU

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

And every single hockey player in that room laughed along with him, all while partying alongside Kash Patel. Do not gloss over or forget that.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Not to be an Oilers homer but there's no way that Bennett and Doughty were better roster picks than Hyman and Bouchard would have been.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Hopefully whoever picks the team in 2030 doesn't have their head up their ass.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Of COURSE fucking of course it's Sam Bennett. What a garbage roster addition he was.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The Olympics apparently treat Too Many Men the same way the NBA officiates traveling.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I'm sitting in a bar in Halifax so I'm not allowed to say mean things about MacKinnon AS MUCH AS I WANT TO.

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Ryan Gilbert @ryangilbert.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The Tkachuk brothers would be upset about some of your posts if they could read.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Just saying, so far in the semifinals 100% of the teams with a 2-0 lead have gone on to lose.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

This is when Drew Doughty goes to the dressing room with an "equipment problem," comes out looking like Evan Bouchard.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Canadians pretty reminiscent of the 2009 Edmonton Oilers so far today.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Sam Bennett doing Sam Bennett things (running goalies and harming his own team). He was a roster mistake.

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Daily reminder that punching nazis is punishable by recognition of being a hero.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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scott kosman @humantorch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Burn it all to the fucking ground.

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