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Commander Shepard

@humanspectre.bsky.social
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If someone had told me this morning that a toothbrush would save the Normandy, I would have been very skeptical.

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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year, Sky gang
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Garrus: so, Shepard, who do you think is the most dangerous person in the galaxy? Shepard: That has to be Liara. Wrex: Because she would throw you across the room if you displease her? Garrus: I think he meant because she could start a war in less than a second. Wrex: So, not in bed then?
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
“I’m Commander Shepard… and Ryncol is my favorite drink on the Cit—Cidatel… Cida—uh, the Citadel. Yeah, that’s the one… the Citadel.”
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Zeelo'Gisel vas Shedor @kig-yar-enjoyer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Zeelo'Gisel vas Shedor Former Migrant Fleet Marines -Mass Effect RP (Post Reaper Invasion) -SFW (NSFW in dms) -18+ writers only -semi detailed/detailed roleplays preferred -plot based 🔁/🗨️ = Starter or DM for plotting
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
“A short ride feels a lot longer when Liara lectures Javik like his teacher and he provokes her like a bored kid.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
“Folded like a pretzel? Sounds like you can handle yourself just fine. Patriarch’s protection definitely makes a statement. But if you’re the one doing the folding, that’s an even stronger message.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“If you’re homesick, Purgatory might be worth a visit. It’s more civilized than Afterlife. Still intense, but without the chaos. Could give you some space to think without someone coming up behind you to punch you for no reason.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“Guess I’d embarrassed myself enough on the dance floor, so he took it upon himself to teach me—under the pretext that it wasn’t fair to be the better shot and the better dancer.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
“Society turned a blind eye. Humans of the time let this… odd form of entertainment—memes—dictate the future. It took a bad sense of humor on digital networks and enough wealth to fool an entire species. You’d think humanity would’ve been smart enough by now to stop following the likes of him.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
“Thought about hosting Thanksgiving, but then I remembered the last time we all gathered in the apartment… Jack and Miranda nearly blew each other to pieces over mashed potatoes and EDI gave Joker a fun fact about digestion that ruined dinner for everybody.”
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𝓣. 𝚉𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚑 @littleboshtet.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᵃᵈʳⁱᶠᵗ ᵃᵐᵒⁿᵍ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ, ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵗⁱᵈᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ˢʰᵒᵃˡˢ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵘˢᵗ, ᴵ ʷⁱˡˡ ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵ ᵇᵉᵍᵃⁿ. ᴷᵉᵉˡᵃʰ ˢᵉ'ˡᵃⁱ.
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
“My dance moves might be questionable, but the music in Purgatory doesn’t exactly help. It’s like trying to groove to a distress signal. What am I supposed to do with that noise?”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Driving the Mako is less ‘all-terrain’ and more ‘hold on for dear life.’”
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Kai’Razu nar Niksha✨ @quariankai.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
❝ As the stardust that made me, so shall I find my own light within. ❞ ✦ Sometimes posts OOC ✦ Always SFW, exceptions in DMs ✦ Ships w/ good chemistry ✦ Will match RP style ✦ Casual & serious RP ✦ Friendly ✦ Writer is 18+ #MassEffectRP #MERP #Quarian 🔃appreciated!
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
“A 21st century visionary, if you can even call it that. He thought he could colonize Mars without ever understanding how to manage Earth. If he were here now, he would be trying to build shuttles using scrap metal from a Krogan junkyard and demanding a seat on the Council.”
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Snizabelle @snizabelle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
EVERY BODY SHUT UP AND WISH MASS EFFECT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“Elon Musk is basically the Illusive Man. Big ego, obsessed with saving humanity… except Musk is still stuck on Earth. Guess the Reapers grounded his space plans. Turns out, you can’t out-Tweet extinction. ..Clearly been spending too much time with Joker—my sense of humor’s going straight to hell.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“If EDI starts calling ChatGPT her ‘preferred processing unit,’ we might need to stage an intervention.”
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Commander Shepard @humanspectre.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
• Mass Effect RP • Detailed • Ships? The Normandy • MDNI “I should go.”
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