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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 13/10/2025

happy canadian thanksgiving

a table holds a paper plate, on which are: a baby carrot, a caperberry, a smear of oyster sauce, a bullion cube, 3 haribo, two pringles, two cigarettes, and a trazodone. around the plate are a fork, a knife, a small glass of milk, and a bottle of wild turkey.

the table sits in front of a dusty tv showing the title screen of michael haneke's the seventh continent (der siebente kontinent)

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 9h

foolish mistake to only have triple coverage on justin jefferson

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11h

it would have been unfair to not let the jaguars have a shot at a game winning field goal

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

then toss it in the microwave for a minute or two and you've got something special

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

hell yeah it's saturday night who wants a cocktail

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

i think she looks cool. she should make her eyebrows bigger and darker

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

yeah but i didn't do it the other day i did it today

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

why not? are you afraid? what is it you fear?

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

the arizona cardinals have abandoned marvin harrison jr. at a bus depot and are hoping someone takes him

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

no i don't think it is allowed. you'll get shot with arrows. sorry, i don't make the rules

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

when you're cooking pasta you want the water to be nice and brackish

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

it doesn't have calories, that's why it's called ketomine

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

beginning to think the dallas cowboys defense might not be very good

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

a few compromises had to be made, but i think the crying vigilante works just as effectively with the g rating

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

people do not like my bold and inventive mixing of genres

Domestic box office

$40M

Critic score

27/100

Career ender

Careers end here. The documentary comes out in six years.

What the studio noticed

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Aneesh Chaganty, out of their comfort zone

Weepie + Vigilante

A new mix: vigilante weepie

Critics confused.

Rated G, and it shows

A G vigilante picture pulls every punch it has

Amitabh Bachchan, on comfortable ground

Making a weepie

Carey Lowell, out of their comfort zone

Weepie + Vigilante

Luis Guzmán, out of their comfort zone

Weepie + Vigilante

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

the other cast members were doug hutchinson and jeffrey jones

Domestic box office

$239M

Critic score

45/100

Serviceable

It exists, it earned, it will be on a plane forever.

What the studio noticed

Heath Ledger

Gone too soon.

Heath Ledger, out of their comfort zone

Costume Drama + Animal

A new mix: animal costume drama

Critics confused.

Martin Lawrence, out of their comfort zone

Costume Drama + Animal

Martin Lawrence, not at their best

Thin material

Heath Ledger, not at their best

Thin material

Rated PG-13

Sits inside the usual band for an animal costume drama

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

computer please ban my friends and family from the game, they keep roasting my hopes and dreams

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

why are israeli lives so much more valuable to you

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 08/10/2026

Annie Andrews in 2022: "This does nothing to protect or support women or children in SC. I will always support trans youth" Annie Andrews in 2025: It's wrong to "throw this population under the bus to score political points." Annie Andrews today:

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

imagine doubling down on transphobia and also proving that you're an incompetent doctor just to lose an election to lindsey graham's corpse

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

having finally seen a film by emerald fennell, i was correct in my assumption that she is a hack

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

due to some sort of oversight, wonkette still exists and gets regular updates

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