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Rosa Escandon

@humancomedian.bsky.social
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disgraced CRISCO heiress, writer, third thing She/her

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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Very important that you know this about “Love Never Dies” the sequel to Phantom of the Opera based on a book co-written by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
The sequel was delayed because Lloyd Webber's six-month-old kitten Otto, a rare-breed Turkish Van, climbed onto Lloyd Webber's Clavinova digital piano and managed to delete the entire score. Lloyd Webber was unable to recover any of
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Watching the olympics opening ceremony and the sports casters at said “looks like art’s about to happen” when some big paint tubes appeared. However, I’m going to start saying at every performance and museum I go to.
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“Im coming to MY cottage” … i’ve been writing a romance book and thus taking in a lot of romance content over the past couple of months, I don’t think this joke is for anyone
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 26/01/2026
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You, easily influenced: I’m watching season 2 of the Pitt Me, a lover of the classics: watching the first season of ER from 1994
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
A reminder that if you saw Ice Age in theaters you are older than ICE. We don’t have to accept it as an organization
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I assume this is what New York was like in the 80s
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I’ve been watching Heated Rivalry with my husband who is a sports tv producer and he loves the hockey scenes. He keeps saying things like “wait who won at Sochi” or “this is kind of like the Ovechkin x Crosby rivalry.” I truly think he might be the only man I know watching for the hockey
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My husband was watching Sinners on an Alaska flight and I have to believe this is exactly what Ryan Coogler envisioned
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Commenting because I need these recs as well!
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Kaj [they/them] @speedofhuman.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@liminaltv.bsky.social @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social @humancomedian.bsky.social please know that y’all influenced me to get the Spirit Halloween Deluxe Tarot Cards Prism Edition two years ago on Psychic Friendz…they should totes sponsor you!
A shiny tarot deck box with the Spirit Halloween logo in the upper left corner on a shelf with misc magical goblin ephemera.
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
A lot of people are letting me know they haven’t seen a single episode of Americas no1 tv show 9-1-1 by how they are posting about Jennifer Love Hewitt
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anxious millennial blamy 🎃 @blamy.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Do not fucking rank this man anywhere on your ballot. Hell write me in instead*. Put Anxious Millennial Blamy in your 5 spot I don't care just DO NOT RANK THIS MAN. *If this is actually a bad idea do not do it. Don't fuck up your ballot b/c some dumdum on the internet thought it would be funny
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UAINE @mahtowin1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Demand the immediate release of Columbia student and pro-Palestine advocate Mahmoud Khalil from ICE detention. actionnetwork.org/letters/dema...?
actionnetwork.org
Demand the Immediate Release of Palestinian Student Activist Mahmoud Khalil from DHS detention
On the evening of March 8, 2025, Columbia University student activist Mahmoud Khalil was detained by the Department of Homeland Security. The arrest comes on the heels of the Department of State’s ann...
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
a big reason that @humancomedian.bsky.social and I work so well as a duo in friendship, creative works, etc, is that she's a tall one and I'm a short one. This is a time-tested formula and it is the secret to our success. Tom & Jerry, 3P0 & R2, Wario and Waluigi, Timon & Pumba, the list goes on.
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I have yet to watch the sequel but maybe @humancomedian.bsky.social and I need to… go to the movies
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J. BOO!👻ma @broccoliwizard.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Haha holy shit listening to the latest Psychic Friends ep and I’m not the only person who has Opinions about Hoodwinked! @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social the sequel is equally madness inducing…. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
podcasts.apple.com
Psychic Friendz
Comedy Podcast · 243 Episodes · Updated Weekly
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Liminal TV @liminaltv.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
This rocks and Ray rocks
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It has been so sick seeing people post this screencap all over
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Liminal TV @liminaltv.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
LIMINAL MERCH SHOWCASE: Creature & Jar! This design features the rabbit headed dog creature that, according to the lore, kicked off the Bell Witch haunting along with the synchronicity jar from our pilot episode. It’s available on a sticker now and a shirt pre-order in two colors! LiminalTV.com/shop
A Rabbit-headed dog wrapped around a jar with a flower in it in front of the word "Liminal" with the url LiminalTV.com beside it
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
SO many people who watched the pilot told me that they needed the jar on a shirt and I agreed with them! I am SO proud of this design and I cannot wait to see people wearing the shirt and rocking the sticker on their stuff! Liminaltv.com/shop
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Liminal TV @liminaltv.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Liminal’s Merch Store is NOW OPEN with some killer stickers and the pre-order for our first shirt! Let the world know how much you love your favorite queer/trans ghost show with some SICK MERCH. All art by the very talented @juleshroom.bsky.social! Grab your own at Liminaltv.com/shop
A Graphic with the liminal logo that says "shop drop" and "Stickers now available + Shirt Pre-order" and the url LiminalTV.com/Shop

Featured in the images are two versions of a shirt, pink and off-white, featuring a dog with the head of a rabbit wrapped around a jar with a flower in it.

Also featured are two images of cartoon Mothman with the text MTF: Mothman takes flight" and "FTM: Fear The Mothman" along with the rabbit headed dog image as a sticker, a sticker with a cartoon of Dash making heart hands with a ghost that says "For Queers who love ghosts and ghosts who love queers" and a picture of a mermaid with the text "Physical Bigfooter but for Mermaids."
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Have you checked out our big merch news yet? The first official merch for our award winning queer/trans paranormal investigation series is now available!!!
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
We just got back from shooting more of our Queer/Trans paranormal investigation show, and I cannot wait for you to see what we did. Have you watched our pilot yet? Have you shared it with a friend? This show feels more importsnt than ever YouTube.com/@TeamLiminal #Queer #Paranormal #Lgbtq #Ghosts
Dash, Rosa and Fox standing on a beach looking out at the sea
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Liminal TV @liminaltv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
When we’re on the road filming episodes you know Team Liminal is gonna come at you with a strong “support a local pupuseria” stance.
Dash, Rosa and Fox eating pupusas on the top of a carDash, Rosa and Fox posing with pupusas outside of a place called Las Pupusas Deli
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
These are gonna rock keep an eye out because they will be available on shirts/stickers soon!!!
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Is the venga bus still running?
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
There’s a Dexter prequel called “Dexter: first blood” and I’m mad they weren’t self aware enough to just call it “Young Dexter”
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Liminal TV @liminaltv.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🤔🤔🤔
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People who say, “ Elon Musk isn’t a Nazi he’s a visionary and space leader” have obviously never heard of project paper clip. Importing Nazi space scientists was kind of America’s whole thing for a couple years.
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I was once seated at a wedding next to some guys who worked at an oil company whose plant is in my hometown. they were talking about moving to my hometown to have kids because it was cheaper. And I was like kids born their have really high rates of asthma so that’s a bad idea… they were shocked
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I love seeing peoples end of year movie lists, but often I see the same movies over & over again so here are my favorite moves that i didn’t see in any other lists: -Lisa Frankenstein -Ricky Stanicky -Abigail -Babes -Trap (I’m kind of joking but maybe not) -Sweethearts (for what it is)
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I’ll smash a pie into a grave for Anita Bryant
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
And he wept for there were no more mansions left to merge
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I, for one, was surprised that Facebook still had fact checkers.
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'm so glad you are diving in
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This Christmas I am begging you from the bottom of my heart, if you have any extra, if you have any surplus, if you can exist with even slightly less, please find a family on gazafunds.com and help them.
gazafunds.com
Gaza Funds Spotlight Campaign
Find vetted fundraisers for Gaza here
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I don’t share my writing as much as maybe I should but I absolutely loved that some one let me nerd out about silent film www.forbes.com/sites/entert...
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27 Silent Film Classics You Need To See
Explore top silent movies, featuring timeless classics, iconic performances, and the magic of storytelling without words. A must-watch list for any cinephile.
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You think they have met? Like Santa and the Grinch
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I guess that’s like implied
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
OK, so in the Grinch is there a real Santa? Because the Grinch dresses up like Santa so the myth of Santa definitely exists in Whoville. and it’s been a minute since I’ve seen the film, but I don’t remember a real Santa interfering with his plans. Is this the only kids movie where Santa isn’t real?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
BREAKING: Starbucks Workers United is going on strike. Tomorrow unionized Starbucks workers are walking out in multiple key cities. And @sbworkersunited.org's rolling strike will grow in the coming days. 537 stores and 10,000+ workers are in the union and could potentially strike.
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Dash Kwiatkowski @dashkwiatkowski.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Oh I haven’t posted my favorite thing I’ve ever seen to bluesky yet here is Snooper I saw him on a farm in NY State
A super busted homemade Snoopy decoration
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
New York does not need a squid game experience because living in America already feels like an dystopian exercise in late stage capitalism
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I don’t like the Catholic Church generally, but this goes hard. I have to respect the pope on this one
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
This holiday season has really felt like a tale of two UPenn grads
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
But, girl, the boycott!!!
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Rosa Escandon @humancomedian.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The person of interest in the United Healthcare CEO shooting is a Penn grad so I had to check and yes we do have 4 mutual friends on Facebook
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