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@human269.bsky.social
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Just a human trying to human for a short while. ☯️☸️🕉️⚛️ And post nonsense about nonsense!

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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's a no on Pinky's restaurant for me. Hate the way they greet people. #rhoa
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I feel there is a high likelihood that a woman will someday be found buried on Ethan's land and when found, there will be a lot of Kim's hair at the scene. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Gawd Kim is a bad actress. This juicer scene... 🙄 #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Amanda's too young and immature for reality TV. Go be an influencer or something. #rhobhreunion #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Is Erika having a stroke? Does she has a sty in her eye? Is she totally drugged up? What is going on with the one eye? #rhobhreunion #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Rachel Zoe should be in Kyle's place. #rhobhreunion #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Janet and Jason need to go. They should have been dropped after S1, but now they not only suck, but are completely unimportant to the show. They are worthless. #TheValley
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Schwartz and Jesse being the decent ones on this show... wow. Jason, you suck. Danny, you suck. Luke... get it together! Zack... alright, you're like 75% ok #TheValley
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gabriella, Sher, and Sam being SO trashy that I'm siding with Hannah and Marciano!?! Unacceptable. #VanderpumpVilla
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sooo.... After they got their #dadtok storyline, LVP is gonna get a conjuring of hate against Hannah and Marciano for no reason. So fucking dumb. #VanderpumpVilla
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don't give a shit about HWs businesses. #rhoa is soooooo fucking boring.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I hate that Hagen and Gabriella are so disgusting this season that I'm sorta on Hannah and Marciano's sides... 🤮 #VanderpumpVilla
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ugh... Being stuck with Marciano this whole time because we have to have the "dadtok" confrontation... so fucking annoying. May we never see Marciano or Hannah again after this season... #VanderpumpVilla
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
💯💯💯💯
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Am I a little bit in love with Sam Vanderpump and his whole party?! Yup! #VanderpumpVilla
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
These mean girls are out of their league and they know it. That's why they look so fucking stupid. 😂😂😂 Kyle, Erika, and Sutton you are foolish and cruel. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When they got nothing else, the go #rhobhMeanGirls and it's pathetic. Also, we don't need any of you, Kyle, Erika, and Sutton. Bye. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
3 episodes in and the #rhori ladies have me! Except Brynn 2.0, aka Rosie. She can go.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Crazy fucking Ashley from #TheBachelor? It's all making sense why this #rhori feels like a delusional fever dream.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
E1 #rhori What am I even watching?!
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
#rhoa Drew is proof that someone can be a great actor and still be so unlikable as a reality star. #rhobh Kyle is proof that someone can be unlikable as a reality star and a terrible actor.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Drew and Angela still suck. #rhoa
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Kelli and Shamea are posers. #rhoa
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wtaf Bravo? I have to sit through the #rhobh intro every single fucking episode, but E1 of the new season of #rhoa... None?!
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Janet from #TheValley may be a bigger piece of shit than Kyle Richards #rhobh 😬
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
For sure! But I didn't even know where to start... Tamra, for sure, of course lol!
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kristen. If your therapist said "it's only 15 minutes of your day" to you... get the fuck away from that therapist immediately! #TheValley
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
#rhobh S16 cast (or no S16): Rachel Zoe Tilly Dorit Garcelle Erika Boz FOH: Sutton (for the deserved punishment) Kathy Hilton (to stick it even deeper to Kyle)
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
These women are fucking ridiculous, always, but especially this season. Dorit is always gonna Dorit, but she's 💯💯💯 right this season. And Queen Rachel Zoe sees it. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Sutton, as vile Kyle's puppet, has always been pathetic, but without Garcelle, she's an absolute clown. You chose the wrong side, hunny bunny. Bye. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Most legit evil, soulless reality TV personalities (current): Kyle Richards #rhobh Kim Plath #WelcomeToPlathville Robyn and Kody #SisterWives Janet #TheValley Angelica #VanderpumpRules Dakota #SLOMW Ashley and Stacey #rhop Larsa #rhom Lisa Barlow #rhoslc Patricia, Whitney, Salley #SouthernCharm
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Kim to her friends and TLC: Hey, throw me a "roast" on the show but no one actually roast me, k? #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Phew. Kim is a monster. An abusive monster. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Dorit is smart to get close to Boz and Rachel Zoe. Sutton and Erika are on a sinking ship with Kyle. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kyle is a bad friend. A bad sister. A bad person. It really is that simple. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kyle is a useless waste of space. She's stupid and arrogant and delusional. How she doesn't get what Dorit is saying, "stop talking behind my back!" Stop being a catty, calculated lying bitch. #rhobh
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kim doesn't want her children to be happy. Period. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Ethan, Isaac, and Kim are true narcissists. Team Barry, Lydia, and Zach all the way. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kim is the root problem in this family. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Did Moriah get a new face? #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love seeing Ethan miserable. Karma's a bitch. #WelcomeToPlathville
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Give me Schwartz and Lala over Janet any day! They've been idiots and problematic, but Janet is evil and dark. I don't want that shit in my face. #TheValley
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
At least Janet still looks as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside. Such a dark soul. #TheValley
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me: Yay! #TheValley is back! Also me: Janet's still here? Ugh! Boooooooooo.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Idgaf about #rhobh Amanda sucks. Kyle continues to be a worthless POS. Erika and Sutton get so close to being worth watching, then fumble the bag with their Kyle ass-kissing. Dorit is better, but still Dorit. Boz is underwhelming. Rachel Zoe is the only one worth watching.
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Craig gives a little AuDHD vibe. #SouthernCharm
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Shut up Salley. You only stopped liking Craig when he rejected you. It's pathetic. You (and Venita) poke and poke and poke and poke and then go all victim. It's so dumb. Does it excuse Craig's behavior, no. But stop fucking poking! That's all you can control. #SouthernCharm
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Austen and Salley are the problem. Not Craig. Not Venita. Tra-la-la! #SouthernCharm
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Human 269 @human269.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Venita. Craig didn't do anything to you. You concoct beef to feel like a part of the group. And it is total bullshit that you are legitimately made to feel like you have to do that. You deserve better, but you're shooting yourself in the foot year after year. #SouthernCharm
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