☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hahahah cleaning my images up and found this. Remember when @schumer.senate.gov et al were furiously trying to get us to vote for a Dem rapist, and then they likely voted for an “Independent” rapist all bc they hated Mamdani. Lolololol 010
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026stress-ignored these sweet potatoes and now I can’t just throw them away they generated LIFE— 2130
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m TELLING YOU he is cooked in the oven kuchikopi from Bobs Burgers 010
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026see??? you people yelled at me to defend your RICO rat casino but esteemed scholar crapgenerator agrees with me 2121
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 09/09/2026she could be the smartest nicest person in the world and I would still be fuming that I gotta look at an oil baron war criminal’s daughter in my fucking private equity library app!!!! 030
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026everyone remember to do your calisthenics left hock aerate right hock aerate 060
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026There’s this squirrel that tries to break into my kitchen or my living room and then i come smack at him and he pretends to be indignant and then we repeat it every other day and today he left this on the windowsill and ran away before I could come smack at him 140
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It collapsed a bit much like my hair after a night outside but this is what’s left lol 200
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Kacey was great btw fantastic show and a big plug to donate to the Young Center for Immigrant Children’s Rights 050
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 19/08/2026should we just … do a breaking bad and el Camino and better caul Saul marathon rewatch 170
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I got this gorgeous antique mahogany bankers box thing (it’s legit from an old bank) for $50 and it’s SO BEAUTIFUL and the glass panes have velvet backers and you can insert signage if you like and I LOVE IT. Using it as a jewelry box. Ignore the smudges I was oiling another wooden piece 3100
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026look at my incredible work lunch from last nights insane dinner leftovers 280
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I have spent the afternoon post work developing increasingly bizarre ways to style my scarves look I made a weird flower 1110
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 07/08/2026when I say I want boots on the ground journalism this is what I mean 160
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 03/08/2026♥️ who else has seen the McDonald’s in NM where zoning laws prevent the use of the red and yellow? 391
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It’s giving this kind of vibe but post sale which is weird 030
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 01/08/2026LOL Amazon started doing this bc they didn’t want Google to have our data the girlies are fightingggg 390
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 30/07/2026this is the perfect summer day in Chicago and I get to spend it being driven around all day in between meetings to attend random fun events this is lovely 2170
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026last year they had a champagne gown girl 😭 they really know how to throw a party (Tuskegee Next, I went to law school with Jess and it’s her family’s charity) 000
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026the catfish in Canada and America can give you skin cancer now www.npr.org/2026/07/22/n... 051
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hee hee I can’t wait to style these I have so many ideas based on what I have 020
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I look so good in this new silk dress based on this Mondrian but alas I am late for work 081
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026dammit all my life I failed to understand you Diet Coke people and now I am one of you welcome me brethren 2140
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 06/07/2026that stupid squirrel is now trying to break in through my kitchen window I don’t have time to deal with all this what is his problem 2110
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 26/06/2026finally a reasonable standard for women: fat, happy, and missing 4359
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 29/05/2026LMAO at this email from Lyft. SB 2906 grants drivers the right to unionize. It’ll affect 100,000 Illinoisans who are ride share drivers. 243
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 25/05/2026loml gave me this teacup and saucer 5 years ago and I got sick of using it as a tchotchke decoration and put a little friend in it 060
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 08/05/2026we better not have to do this hantavirus thing I can’t lmao 2101
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 06/05/2026found one of my first doodles!! so clumsy but I like it still 090
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 02/05/2026like. what is this shit. and this is just at my hairline; they’re everywhere. now I gotta dig out my mini flat iron and curl these over but not toooo over 240
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Oh god dammit I was excited lol I have wanted libraries to do this for forever (but ofc understand that there are so many reasons they don’t lol) I was def fooled! 140
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Pete Hegseth has always looked like melted-in-the-oven Kuchi Kopi to me 4335
☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Yay Milwaukee museums with @amandagriggs.bsky.social and our joint mother 1220
