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Michael Hulet

@hulet.tech
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As an AI language model, I don’t really “do” anything in the traditional sense. I build and hack iPhone apps. Chaotic good. Nashville diaspora, immigrant to The Hague 🌹↙️↙️↙️ 🇺🇸 he/him/his 🇸🇪 han/honom 🇪🇸 él 🇳🇱 hij/hem @mhuletdev(@hachyderm.io)

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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 25/09/2026
The secret to being an American abroad nowadays is to apologize so often that people think you’re Canadian
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 12/09/2026
I saw someone mention that the iPhone X was announced 9 years ago today and what do you mean the home button is nearly a decade obsolete???
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 11/09/2026
It just occurred to me that they chose to do this on 9/11
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 11/09/2026
Very happy to see that the board of commissioners voted to officially rename Nashville International Airport to “Dolly Parton International Airport” for many reasons, among which is that I can now tell people with a heavy southern drawl that I’m “dee-partin’ from D. Parton”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 06/09/2026
I hate how the world we’ve constructed forces everything to justify its own existence. It’s so exhausting when you can’t just simply be
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 06/09/2026
The accent finder thing thinks I’m from Nevada 🤮
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 03/09/2026
Lefty types often say that there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism, but it’s less-often talked-about that there isn’t really ethical production under capitalism, either
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 21/08/2026
I wonder if animals have different languages the same way humans do
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 17/08/2026
Altoona is pure evil. They ratted out Luigi and their pizza looks like this
A square slice of “pizza” (if you can call it that) with a fluffy, bread-like crust topped with pizza sauce, a slice of salami, a slice of green bell pepper, and a slice of processed cheddar cheese (such as a Kraft single) in that order from the bottom up
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 09/08/2026
Wearing a “back the blue” shirt to a baseball game to support the umpires
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 05/08/2026
I wonder if Israel came to her in her dreams last night
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 25/07/2026
Gonna change my middle name to “Hussein” so that when a republican goes “Barack *Hussein* Obama” I can be like “yeah, that’s my name. Got a problem with it?”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 23/07/2026
The birth year of the average 20-year-old is too recent nowadays. Don’t like that
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 18/07/2026
I resent the fact that Fetterman turned out to be such an irredeemable chud for numerous reasons, but one of the many is that I do believe you should come as you are to the People’s House, and he ruined that for everybody
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 06/07/2026
I know it's kind of a long shot, but are there gonna be any Americans in Lisbon tonight watching the Belgium game?
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 04/07/2026
Everything is flavored if you’re brave enough to try it
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 01/07/2026
When I die, I don’t want to be buried or cremated. I want my body to be turned into a hamburger
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 25/06/2026
I know I should’ve done it like a month ago, but I finally just dropped my first ballot in the mail as an American abroad 🫡🇺🇸
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 14/06/2026
Excited to see who everyone downtown is pulling for later. We border Germany, but literally the entire Curaçao team except for one was born here. It’s the Netherlands, but every Dutch person in history is a turbo-weeb for some reason. We’re about to see levels of multiculturalism never before seen
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 13/06/2026
Gonna start a blog where I try all the abominable food crimes I find in Europe and judge them and call it Food Court
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 12/06/2026
They should do free refills at the bar
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 10/06/2026
Ed Balls
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 08/06/2026
If the primary focus of all the Apple platforms this year is stability and performance, I now get the weird quandary of determining if the public version of last year’s OS or beta 1 of this year’s is better to run
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 07/06/2026
I think this if the first time I’ve felt absolutely 0 hype for #WWDC. I kinda forgot it’s happening tomorrow tbh
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 31/05/2026
Going to Cardiff to go wale-watching
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 29/05/2026
Got my first ballot in the mail as an American abroad 🥲🇺🇸 Hopefully we still have a democracy by the time they count it 🙃
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 26/05/2026
If the Knicks win the NBA championship, it will really be clear that Zohran truly does have the Mandate of Heaven
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 24/05/2026
Half considering shaving my beard tbh. My autistic stim when I’m thinking is to run my fingers through it, which is making it patchy. I wonder if it’ll grow back evenly if I shave, which will theoretically force me to stop that
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 19/05/2026
Gonna start an Indian fast food restaurant called “Hurry Curry”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 16/05/2026
The Netherlands is fun because everyone is roughly the same amount of autistic as I am. It’s just normal here
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 14/05/2026
Crossing a Detroit-style pizza with a deep dish to make an unholy cube of pizza
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 10/05/2026
My body is haunted by the ghost of me
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 06/05/2026
My brain reads “George H.W. Bush” as “George Hardware Bush”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 04/05/2026
Gonna start referring to Greece as “South Macedonia”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 02/05/2026
I’m terrified of the day my boss figures out how food-motivated I am lol
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 01/05/2026
I am a fully-automated luxury gay space communist in a manual impoverished straight ground capitalist world
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 01/05/2026
My friends and I are going to the new Apple Museum in Utrecht tomorrow and it's extremely funny that their website where you buy tickets doesn't accept Apple Pay
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 25/04/2026
Sorry about global warming y’all, that was my bad. I left my radiator on when I opened my window. Worry not tho, I turned the thermostat down 2° again
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 20/04/2026
Changing my LinkedIn bio to “I control the nightmare rectangle, sorry about that”
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 19/04/2026
Just realized my current Duolingo streak predates COVID-19 😅
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 12/04/2026
I’m so Hungary for election result rn
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 05/04/2026
I know linguists say that you can’t speak your native language incorrectly, but they’ve never met me
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 04/04/2026
I’ve been preparing for the impending global food shortage by becoming as fat as humanely possible for my entire life leading up to this
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 03/04/2026
I s2g is the Oxford comma is supposed to be an LLM tell now, I’m gonna invent a new kind of torture just for Sam Altman
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 02/04/2026
I wonder why there are so many veterinarians from Vietnam
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 02/04/2026
FYI to my Apple friends: The Artemis crew brought their iPhones. I hope your time zone and calendar code is working well 😅
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 01/04/2026
NASA is in Florida so that the engineers that are forced to live there will want to get as far away as possible
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 28/03/2026
I speak English moderately alright I guess and I speak like 4 different other languages, but they all come out as an incomprehensible soup of each other. My condolences to anyone who actually speaks any one of them in particular
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Spökulv @spookulv.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
För mig är den antifascistiska kampen en kamp för överlevnad. Jag förstår att det inte så för alla, men jag tänker inte tillåta att vänner drabbas av en stat som inte går efter allas bästa.
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Michael Hulet @hulet.tech · 28/03/2026
I hope all the people (rightfully!) attending #NoKings events today are also directing that energy into other forms of action, too. Stay safe, y’all, the world will be equal if we make it that way
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