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The Kingfish

@hueythekingfish.bsky.social
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Barbecue master, raconteur extraordinaire, and proud to be the biggest Trump hater on earth (which is a tough job, keeps getting harder.) Ally to all 🏳️‍⚧️ people, all day every day 24/7/365. The Kingfish gonna save this land.

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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 7h
The president of Mexico is Jewish
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 11h
My man looks like he gets a wig bust from Himmler’s barber
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 23h
Just watched Ted lasso finale. Really great. I was worried this comeback season would be lame, and while it had its weak parts it was overall very good. Only show I’ve ever watched where I laugh and cry in the same episode.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Stars & Stripes was the flag of a constitutional democracy, which ended in Jan. ‘25 I no longer fly it and won’t again until the constitution is restored, de jure AND de facto.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d pay huge money for a front row seat.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Stars & Stripes was the flag of a constitutional democracy, which ended in Jan. ‘25 I no longer fly it and won’t again until the constitution is restored, de jure AND de facto.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Speaking of artificial : Ever see a pic of his wife?
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Double thick pork chop
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Without a photo of the perp, it’s impossible to decide if this is good or bad behavior.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Work as good as they can”
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Earn?”
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heaven: spotted dick every day.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It If I may suggest, “The Pacific” is even better.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He is my favorite Dodger
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like he’s pitching assisted living quarters to retired SS members
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Newt Gingrich and Dolph Lundgren had a baby.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was a very good game I like both teams, fwiw
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next day the host texted me a pic of empty bottle saying “I know it was you” and then pics of some neighborhood PTA moms taking swigs out of the bottle at late night after party 2/2/x
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Several years ago we went to a Xmas party. Walking by the dining room table I saw a number of of bottles of wine in gift bags that guests had brought So I slipped out to a liquor store a couple blocks away and came back with peach mad dog in a fancy bag, laid it on the table with the others 1/
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“The wireless customer you are calling is not available.”
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, leave me out of this…
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My man looks like Scott Baio and Steve Bannon had a baby
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This, too, shall pass.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have dinner guests at least twice a month, typically 1 or 2 couples (plus us, obvi) We don’t call it a “dinner party” unless at least 4 couples, cuz that’s when we need extend the dining room table
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Intentional Their consultants/handlers constantly tell them to smile more, that it makes them seem nicer and more caring. They are simply following their training.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But that’s a priceless Steinway!
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The country is run by a guy who couldn’t run a whorehouse on an army base.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In her soprano or her baritone?
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This new album is def more 80s sound than previous ones
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing these guys in November!
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=52Ev...
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The Wilder Blue - Last Chance for Dancin' (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by TheWilderBlueVEVO
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ICE thugs’ children will change their names in shame.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would have expected Munich to Berlin being far more train than plane.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To enter personal data, including SSN. I did not click that link. I went to the corporation’s job page directly and the job I thought I’d applied to doesn’t appear. I am not sure I’ll ever trust a Linked In job post again 2/2/x
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I applied to a Linked in job at a major large company today. Clicking the “apply” button sent me to what looked exactly my like Workday web page, which happens commonly on Linked In. Immediately after hitting “submit” I got an email allegedly from Workday, directing me to go to another page 1/
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like to think that my antics in the 90s killed the “disposable cameras at wedding reception tables” trend.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m a Staub man myself.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say more
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump’s not “caving to Saudi demands.” He’s delivering what they paid him for.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Correction: 30 hours
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
45 minutes from a confit leg. It’s awesome and I highly recommend it 2/2/x
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just the other day I confited 3 dozen duck legs. Cure over night, rinse and add a bay leaf and a dollop of duck fat and vacuum bag it. Sous vide at 155F for 20 hours. Chill immediately in ice bath (food safety thing). I keep em in freezer so for the foreseeable future I’m never more than 1/
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And it would stop if Hamas would stop.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Churchill also (allegedly) said the best argument against democracy is a five minute convo with an average voter.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amigos Hermanos Bandidos Borrachos (If you know, you know)
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me: “Son, are you gonna let your mother carry that heavy basket?” (I’m southern, so I often call young males “son.”) Kid took over basket. Mom didn’t say a word but if looks could kill, today would be my funeral. Her lips twitched like she was holding back rage So, Bluesky, WITA? 2/x
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WITA: was I the asshole? Moving my son into college this weekend. Went to Trader Joe’s to stock up. The store was predictably full of parents & students stocking up. Petite mom struggling to hold a heavy, overflowing hand basket while college age son w/ gym rat body stood by. 1/
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am 58 years old and I got carded for a beer this weekend.
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Video? Audio???
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The Kingfish @hueythekingfish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our golden would do same Fortunately our Aussie would consider defending us
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