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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons

@httorg.bsky.social
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Angeleno who misses Brooklyn, Covid Long-hauler, Health Scientist, pro-mask, Blue as hell. Proud Auntie to LGBTQIA niblings. And whoever needs it. No private bits or crypto, thanks. Current ponder point: natural vector of the English Sweat. 🇨🇦🇲🇽

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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rapist Alan Brock Turner. Stanford.
Picture of a man in his 30’s, in a white button down, dark blond curly hair, slight dissipation showing around puffy eyes & jowls.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay- taking away his TV coverage is good. NOW? Let’s see if we can push this jerk to apoplexy. According to Trump’s niece, the One. Time. her Dad, Fred Jr., got Little Donny to STFU at dinner? Was when he just picked up a bowl of mashed potatoes and upended it on the brat’s head. (1
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
May I offer you some oxytocin in these trying times?
Small siamese cat facing the camera, stretched out sleeping in complete relaxation
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK? Since everyone with morals is skipping Target, I guess they decided to go for the middle class Klan demographic?
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not our Dolly!!! These are terrible times. The world has lost a model of kindness and integrity. The country music industry has lost a much needed icon who taught tolerance and racial harmony. Bless you Dolly. There is doubtless a Good Ol’ Opry of your very own waiting in Heaven.
Artwork showing Dolly Parton holding right hand up in the traditional saint icon gesture of first two fingers and thumb up last two folded down. Her other hand is in her lap. She is surrounded by butterflies, mountain flora and two black bear cubs playing around her, one in her lap, the other at her feet.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Depicted are two men.
On the left? Sean Tresvant, thr Black CEO of Taco Bell, who ordered lettuce recalled from all his restaurants when it was suspected to be tainted.
The right image is of Brice Taylor, a white man who, when his product was suspected of spreading a parasite, called the white house and bribed the charge down to “false positive”.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m GenX, and -I- used to make fun of old men sputtering about “Pinko Commies” back in the 1980s. Do these old dudes know what decade it is??
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
<<sigh>>
1950 style picture of woman holding cup of coffee with caption,
“I can’t believe it’s WWIII season already..
I still have my pandemic decorations up.”
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Disney usually charges $$$$ for basic tickets, then $$$ more for the park hopper option. But now? They’re offering this huge discount at peak vacation season. So, @disneyparks.bsky.social, Looks like your C-suite’s choice to support a fascist has finally hit home. Good.
Ad promoting a Disneyland $50 park hopper ticket for kids ages 3-9.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Make him famous, kids!
Pudgy, be-spectacled, red headed man w/sparse beard, pink with sunburn and self importance, pointing at the camera and yelling angrily.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alien puppet from Star Trek, the original, looking a lot like Mitch
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What IS it with the GOP and ugly-ass toupees!!
Trump’s former admin employee Hogan Gidley (guess his mother loved wrestling?) wearing a lank, stringy, badly styled toupee looking greasy in general.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Creeps of a feather harass young girls together. My friends in #Palisades, are you going to start shunning this creep at the grocery store already?? I’m guessing this interaction happened in Brentwood or Palisades Village.
Report that James Woods has locked his X account after reports that he knowingly tried to entice a 16 yr old girl and her friend on a trip to Las Vegas.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend didn’t realize that his ID had expired and I popped by his bank as a notary witness yesterday:
Screen shot of one person texting “Thank you” and the other responding with
“Who is this? What are you talking about? 
I’VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!”
(just kidding- you’re welcome!)
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know that, technically, “Vengence is thine”. But if I may suggest?
Picture of Trump waving a fist surrounded by Secret service at his first “assassination” attempt.
Only instead of the caption “Fight! Fight!”
the caption is “Smite! Smite!”
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey, @youranoncentral.bsky.social we got anyone who can check the database in the hospital billing dept? Bc there‘s NO WAY they aren’t charging up the wazoo if he’s dain bramaged and on a multi-organ bypass. And there is ZERO way his wifey went to meet w/ Xi in China if Mitch was still alive.
Picture of the most evil tortoise in history (McConnell) and caption, „Senate Republican leaders say they‘ve spoken to Mitch McConnell as he remains hospitalized.
(And I‘m selling the Brooklyn Bridge on QVC).
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Omg! You have a way better eye- that’s absolutely bang on!
Side by side comparison of Van Eyke wedding couple’s groom and Putin.
Uncanny likeness.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It just suddenly hit me that Putin looks like the human version of the tibetan fox. The one that always looks hungover?
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy Re-Dedication to nut-punching Nazis Day!!
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I mean, LOOK AT HER!!
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When you’re starting seeds at 2 am, try to stop, and the Spirit of the Entwives murmers sweetly: “Oh no, darling. Just one seed packet more…” (Can’t recommend SeedCult and Seed Geeks and WillowRidge on Etsy enough! Some packets were 3 years old and still have a great germination rate!!).
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Errrr…uh, Exactly what 20 natural roll level of Yeehaw is going on behind ol’ Cadet Bonespurs here?
Incoherently rambling, smelly old man standing at podium w/ a score of men in moustaches, blue shirts and tan cowboy hats/suspenders behind him.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In other news: Trump & Twain awards yet again find actual talent unwilling to show up. (Mark Twain would be disgusted)
Bill Maher and two other Z listers smirk in front of a “Mark Twain award” banner.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
From how he’s sounding these days? Pretty sure Trump would like to meet ya’ll…
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
And in those days…. THERE WERE GIANTS! These five beefy dudes were only sprouted yesterday- and already this big??! Going to see if the brothers next door want two so they can raise them over summer break & see which can grow the biggest…
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Thank you, Judge Casper!! We will be looking forward to your SCOTUS nomination sometime in the near future!
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Just saying…
anonymous Public Service announcement warning that planting bamboo near data centers may cause extreme difficulties for those building.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pratt is such an oily little prig. If I were a fire inspector? One look at him and I’d order an audit on the books & ask how much rent he owed.
A fire breaks out at Spencer Pratt’s campaign office in Pacific Palisades.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh! Bean’s been hitting the classics again. It’s the Heisenberg Principle of Uncertainty.
The equation stating that you cannot simultaneously know both the precise position and the exaxt momentum of a subatomic particle.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wow. A law that bans a safe, long term form of birth control, AND specifically encourages men to skip divorce court, shoot the wife, and blame it on “She was reaching for a morning after pill, your Honor!” . #NorthCarolina, CALL YOUR REPS!
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Even MAGAs are interested Mamdani’s policies.
Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Mamdani’s policies bc even Fox viewers are finding the policies more and more appealing.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m betting a LOT of GOP politicians are just DEE-lighted that Hegseth made/leaked this announcement before the November midterms.
Pic of Hegseth giving a thumbs up.
Caption:
The same administration that fired 1,000 CA Physicians and 3,000 nurses, gutted funding for homeless veteran programs and ended an affordable mortgage program- forcing 10,000+ vets into.  foreclosures-
Just announced automatic draft registration starting on December.”
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Uh….which LA state senators refused to vote against non-consensual animal husbandry??
Reposted tweet w/ Pictures of 
A-
the Lousiama State Congress
B- A worried looking pug puppy.
Photo caption: 
“Louisiana Democrats introduced a bill to ban beastiality. Ten Republicans voted against it.”
Repost Caption:
“10 Republicans WHAT??!!”
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hmmm….
People’s Temple cult leader Jim Jones regularly staged fake assasinatipn attempts on himself to manipulate his own followers
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve read that some farmers have planted soy instead of wheat in hopes Trump gets a promise of buying more soy from Xi. Anyone else want to bet Trump just made a racist joke, soiled his pants, and fell asleep at the dinner like an extra large, filthy toddler.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“A sitting member of Congress brutally beat his wife. He threw boiling water at her. He burned her. In front of their young daughter. Congress should immediately expel him.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Onion!
Picture of Trump with inset
photo of a chocolate cake.
Title: “Trump Shares Recipe for Famous ‘Better than Pedophilia Cake’”.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Steve Hofsteader for the win:
Rudy Giuliani is in a hospital in critical condition. I hope he gets the same care that he would wish for a disabled transgender immigrant.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This.
When Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994, mass shooting deaths dropped by 43%.
When the GOP Congress let the bam expire? Mass Shootings shot up by 239%.
We need to ban assault weapons again!
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Does anyone know who “Mr. Unbothered McGee” from the White House Correspondents Dinner is?
Elderly, balding gent in suit, tie, and dark rimmed glasses stoically continuing to eat his dinner as everyone around him is huddled fearfully on the floor behind his table.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sons of Liberty Present: The Purple Ear: Award for Draft Dodgers that stage the most Assassination Attempts:
Same caption next to a purple model of an ear hung from a purple medal ribbon.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Not too surprised.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is Barre Seid (right) and the guy The Marble Foundation hired to help the GOP stack our current Neo-Con Supreme Court: Leo Leonard. (left) Despite dual burden of a tragic eye for color, and two first names? Leo was successful. (Rapey Justice Kavanaugh is clearly his proudest moment.) 3
Dark, middle aged, heavy-set man in wire rim glasses poising self-consciously on courthouse steps. Besides a faint sheen of sweat, he wears a shiny teal blue suit, and a sapphire tie. Clearly meant to match. Merely ends up clashing. Round headed, extremely pink and white elderly man with close-clipped white mustache.
Looks like a Sergeant painting of a robber baron. Sadly, has the same views and morals.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Appeals court turns down CA law requiring ICE wear personal ID. It’s okay- we’ll get it. We’ll take pictures and wait.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Your moment of joy for the day:
Satirical site The Onion reaches new deal to take over Alex Jones’ InfoWars.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Sound about right to me!
Picture of Patel and Hegseth.
Title: 
So, we’re calling these guys the 
“Liquor Cabinet”?
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Surprised?
Meta just paid the lowest effective federal tax rate in its history. 
And after all that? It’s planning to lay off 10% of its global workforce  (8,000) by May 20th. More cuts are coming. 
Stop cutting corporate taxes bc “they create jobs”. Because they don’t.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Yep. And making “boom! crash!” noises.
Large man shoulders deep in a swimming pool, moving toy warships around
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The bastards are trying to hotwire the family car while we’re staring in horror at the housefire Trump set.
Trump is trying to tie banning of DEI to accreditation for Universities.
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Nicknamed “Honeybadger” for good reasons @httorg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
There is nothing stopping the United States from unilaterally withdrawing from Bibi’s genocide & lebensraum fest.
Lebanon’s president declines to speak with Bibi despite Trump saying they would.
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