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hquain

@hquain.bsky.social
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Flâneur. Literato, cajetilla, porteño. Hater of organized sports. “No hay banda.”

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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reading comprehension test of the day (WaPo). "Election 2026" "At every turn, Trump’s ideas for aiding U.S. consumers run into resistance." Isn't it marvelous that the Leader has so many helpful ideas and isn't it sad that no one is willing to help him?
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This headline achieves a rare degree of epistemological clarity.
theguardian.com
Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rat
Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The $5K promo is actually a trope in Trump‘s epic myth of continual triumph, not a promise. It says the economy is so fabulous (despite how much money you have to spend and despite the fact-blinded naysayers) that I imperator can shower you with dollars without even pausing to tote them up.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
To "manifest" his myth of self, Trump asserts some crazy thing and then punishes anyone who doesn't get on board. The subs then proceed as if it were true (arrests, gunshots, praise...), validating. He'll TACO for a bit if the process stalls, but he'll be back. There's no "belief" involved. Ever.
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Trump has PSYCHOTIC MONDAY AM as Term BLOWS UP!!
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The human cognitive sysem, like that of the dog, is not well configured to grasp exponential growth. Nevertheless as we sit in front our screens, numerous microorganisms no longer tested for are Darwinly awaiting their shot at the elbow. I believe this is what you call a statistical certainty.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Although the Senator's BP has dropped to 0/0 and his HR also measures at 0 (3 measurements in 15 minutes, averaged), we remind the impertinent press of an individual who went through the same and, despite the low quality of his medical care, came out the other side, at 120/80 within a mere 3 days."
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Uncanny how the principals so much look the part. From the bloated urine-smelling Imperator, to his hairless stringpuller Nosferatu 2.0, to the homophones Mr Astonished Death and Mr Oxford Cornpone, all the way down to assorted lurkers, attachments and offspring leaking bodily fluids.
salon.com
Andrew Tate's arrest causes trouble for Trump's youngest son
The manosphere influencer has lost the president's support — but he could pose a threat to Barron
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Check out the sound track at the end of the official trailer.
youtu.be
The Odyssey | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Trump orbits among obsessions: pushing, pushing, pushing. And then herky-jerks through actions previously thought to be unthinkable. Bouie is absolutely right to expect the worst. 1/
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It is time to stop treating Donald Trump's anti-Canada rhetoric like a joke
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I supplied a couple of kids I know with a word-for-word of the first two lines. One was intrigued by the Greek word order and the other compared it to the way his Dad plays golf.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Mitch‘s proof of life is like nothing so much as those Victorian post mortem photos.
Victorian photographer shooting slack sitting corpse.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch is politicking on ice. Very chill. As with others who've made their apotheosis, you can speak 'to' if not 'with' him for as long as you like.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Raise your hand if you've never listened to a Taylor Swift song all the way through.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Am I losing it, or has JD entered the uncanny valley? He's hurtling toward 42 at the one speed the universe offers, and that's the age at which you are not 19 anymore. His rounded visage is losing wrinkles and mobility faster than an inflating balloon. I call botox on him.
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hquain @hquain.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No one expects the French Revolution. Don’t know why not.
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Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I suspect he actually believes it -- he behaved that way all through 2021-25 -- and that one of the loyalty tests for his inner circle is whether you're willing to continually reinforce the mythology.
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