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Mal Hazel

@howlinggnome.bsky.social
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I’m continuously clapping my hands together for my belief in fairies & Tinkerbell I play, write for, edit articles, DM (& occasionally roll Death Saves) with my tabletop crew & at conventions for D&D Hubby to Liz & Dog Daddy to Loki J Pup

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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spotted out in the wild That new book by @hagiologist.bsky.social
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It was a fairly rough session A few moments we all got a bit worried And then the timey whimey wibbly wobbly mechanism thingy started firing out time waves Durin was made older (but wiser) And Strutter gets to experience puberty again 🙄
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, Scarlet Citadel… Let’s see what you got #ttrpg #dnd
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Ashley Johnson's Joy for D&D
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dangers & enemies in the shadows stalk As along the corridor, our heroes walk With weapons drawn & adrenaline surging They edge forward as reflections of time start merging The Sands of Fate fall within the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com #dnd #ttrpg #dungeoncrawl
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Snoop Dogg Says Thank You Brother
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know how to spend my Friday evenings… #dnd #ttrpg #nerd
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember Remember The first of Octember… Let the dice war begin! Happy Halloween celebrations 🎃🎲 #dice #halloween
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deeper into the Scarlet Citadel, our battle-sore heroes stalk Unaware of the awaiting creatures, that slither instead of walk As they search for answers deep Gelatinous horrors do slowly creep The Sands of Fate fall in the Scarlet Citadel as our campaign continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The joyous feeling of levelling up after the arduous slog of surviving the first tier in the fantastic adventure of the Scarlet Citadel by the talented crew at @koboldpress.com is only overshadowed by the impending doom of knowing that we have to delve deeper down into the dungeon #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sassy & scary?
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Cute Cat in Vampire Costume
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A chamber is discovered, with horrific sights Bodies hanging on chains, seen in the torchlight Our heroes know that this doesn’t bode well As they explore the depths of the Scarlet Citadel The Age of Ash awakens as our campaign continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold!
ALT: Austin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold!
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Descending into the Scarlet Citadel, to advance their quest To discover what has been unburied here, they step down two abreast In their haste, they ignore the wire, & the cleric triggers a trap As the crossbow bolts fly & everyone ducks, the bard just says “Oh crap!” #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They surprisingly effective and really easy to use As well as adding an extra “Ooooh” element from the players when you place it down on the main map
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Sands of Fate campaign continues with our heroes descending deeper into the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com One of the most interesting things about the maps is the use of ‘secret’ map overlays for the DM to use if the players discover certain items or clues Simple but fantastic #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Captain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!
ALT: Captain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, these books and maps landed, giving a potentially explosive climax to our Sands of Doom campaign Arcana Unleashed (quick skim) looks great, with new spells, feats, rules for evolving weapons & creatures Deadfall looks…. *No Spoilers* and the artwork is fantastic #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
-As I wandered lonely as a- Beastie Boys: CLOUD! -That floats on high o’er vales and- Beastie Boys: HILLS! -When all at once I saw a- Beastie Boys: CROWD! -A host of golden- Beastie Boys: DAFFODILS!
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Beastie Boys - License To Ill Music Video
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh yes indeed… We have finally discovered the ruins of the Scarlet Citadel 🤓
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing as dramatic as yours We were attacked by animated trees and our heroes had to strike a bargain with a forest hag to be led to the lost Scarlet Citadel 🤓
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After a battle with twig blights & animated trees & shrubs Our heroes follow a hag through a forest filled with fungi & bugs Down a lost trail, overgrown with age, blood & peril They finally arrive at the ruins of the Scarlet Citadel The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A bard, a cleric, a sorceress and a barbarian walk into a tomb…. (This is no joke!) 🤣
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Scanlan Shorthalt Playing The Bandurria
ALT: Scanlan Shorthalt Playing The Bandurria
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m thinking that you think Druid’s are a bit cool 😎
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Getafix's Silly Dab in Asterix and Obelix: The Big Fight
ALT: Getafix's Silly Dab in Asterix and Obelix: The Big Fight
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Moonbeam was fairly destructive 🤣
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Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Had an interesting #dnd session this afternoon Running Waterdeep Dragon Heist, so after a bar brawl with a bunch of disgruntled locals, a troll pulls itself out of the Yawning Hole in the middle of the tavern And what does my brother do? Wildshape the Druid into a frikkin LION.. 😳 #ttrpg
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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hobbit Day is soon, and I'm ready for it with little diplomas. Become an official Resident of the Shire 🌸
Text: Resident of the Shire. Has a hobbit door illustration on it.

Approximately 4” tall and 3” wide (10 x 7 cm)
They are made out of paper with sturdy paper glued on to the back.

Pick between hook or magnet for the back.
The scrolls are glued on a little decorated sticks made out of wood.
These scrolls are perfect as gifts, as you can order ones with personalised text added to them!
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bone dice set 🎲🎲🎲 Quite possibly the weirdest set I have ever used (so far) They actually roll a lot better than I expected New tools for my College of Spirits Bard, Strutter? "To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub". #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Myth Drannor, once the famed City of Song Holds an answer to something forgotten & wrong Now the Red Wizards of Thay & their armies of undead Dig beneath the Scarlet Citadel searching for artefacts of dread Using this wonderful book by @koboldpress.com for our next campaign chapter #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type your name? 🙄 🎶Life is unfair🎶
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Malcolm In The Middle: My Life Sucks
ALT: Malcolm In The Middle: My Life Sucks
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And with the demonic invasion beaten back Our heroes continue onto the beaten track Following rumours & clues discovered throughout the day They head to Myth Drannor to locate the Red Wizards of Thay Using the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com for the next chapter It looks so good! 😊 #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make D&D characters but base them on Superheroes (any comic book source) and play a one shot 🧐
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Baby Groot Dancing
ALT: Baby Groot Dancing
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Travelling by ship, down from the tundra of Icewind Dale The Ranger is keen to pick up his lost brother’s trail They arrive in Waterdeep in time for the Annual City’s Games To compete against other adventurers seeking glory & fame Time for some #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Ghostbusters: Library Ghost Scare
ALT: Ghostbusters: Library Ghost Scare
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, Strutter has been on the holy wine produced by the clergy… So he could be his Legless???
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Lucille Ball Winks: 'Time for a Drinky Winky'
ALT: Lucille Ball Winks: 'Time for a Drinky Winky'
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I say…. Look! Ole Durin has the horn
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On the way to defend Ironspire Keep A cleric has awoken an evil that shall not sleep A lunar eclipse has cast shadows across the sky Welcome to the darkness where malevolence refuses to die The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You should already have Apple Books on it(?) It’s free
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Drop a Western hero:
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Cowboy Says 'I'm Your Huckleberry'
ALT: Cowboy Says 'I'm Your Huckleberry'
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I can’t believe that nobody has cracked the “You shall not pass” joke yet 🙄
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The illustrious Strutter and crew are investigating the despicable deeds of the nefarious Red Wizards today And as jokes go… “Why couldn’t the Dragonborn Barbarian enter a rage?” “He had e-reptile dysfunction!”
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s a Curse of Strahd campaign, but Strahd is the late, great Kenneth Williams…. youtu.be/ERFzL7yLxNY?...
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KENNETH WILLIAMS as dracula FRESH CREAM CAKES TV ADVERT 1985 naughty but nice THAMES TVB 1985
YouTube video by IainLucey1972two
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Mists of Barovia have released their dark embrace Our heroes return to Faerun with new dangers to face As they revel with friends in the sunlight of a new day They become aware of the threat rising from the lands of Thay The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s never sunny in Barovia 🧛🏻‍♂️
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So the travels across Barovia have been deadly & hard Our heroes have received an invitation to dine with Lord Strahd As the mists of the land surround the Castle Ravenloft The Darklord plays a sonnet of doom that is both chilling & soft The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Out in the open, with a few behind the screen and a “Oh dear, that looks really bad….” exclamation from time to time
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Dr. Evil and Mike Myers Laughing Hysterically
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Will Ferrell: I'm So F***ing Scared Right Now
ALT: Will Ferrell: I'm So F***ing Scared Right Now
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy Jack’s Funhouse by @jeffstevensgames.bsky.social has been a hell of a ride It just flows off the page! (We honestly don’t know how some people play this as a one shot but then again…. @flittertail.bsky.social 🙄) The final battle with the BBEG, Happy Jack starts tonight 🤡🧛🏻‍♂️😫 #dnd #ttrpg #rpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The rules are set The dice are cold It’s time to battle the brave & the bold #dnd #ttrpg
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Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s a Snot of Goblins isn’t it?
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