Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Spotted out in the wild That new book by @hagiologist.bsky.social 041
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It was a fairly rough session A few moments we all got a bit worried And then the timey whimey wibbly wobbly mechanism thingy started firing out time waves Durin was made older (but wiser) And Strutter gets to experience puberty again 🙄 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Okay, Scarlet Citadel… Let’s see what you got #ttrpg #dndstatic.klipy.comAshley Johnson's Joy for D&DALT: Ashley Johnson's Joy for D&D 120
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dangers & enemies in the shadows stalk As along the corridor, our heroes walk With weapons drawn & adrenaline surging They edge forward as reflections of time start merging The Sands of Fate fall within the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com #dnd #ttrpg #dungeoncrawl 020
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comSnoop Dogg Says Thank You BrotherALT: Snoop Dogg Says Thank You Brother 000
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know how to spend my Friday evenings… #dnd #ttrpg #nerd 120
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember Remember The first of Octember… Let the dice war begin! Happy Halloween celebrations 🎃🎲 #dice #halloween 000
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Deeper into the Scarlet Citadel, our battle-sore heroes stalk Unaware of the awaiting creatures, that slither instead of walk As they search for answers deep Gelatinous horrors do slowly creep The Sands of Fate fall in the Scarlet Citadel as our campaign continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com 020
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The joyous feeling of levelling up after the arduous slog of surviving the first tier in the fantastic adventure of the Scarlet Citadel by the talented crew at @koboldpress.com is only overshadowed by the impending doom of knowing that we have to delve deeper down into the dungeon #dnd #ttrpg 150
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sassy & scary?static.klipy.comCute Cat in Vampire CostumeALT: Cute Cat in Vampire Costume 0190
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A chamber is discovered, with horrific sights Bodies hanging on chains, seen in the torchlight Our heroes know that this doesn’t bode well As they explore the depths of the Scarlet Citadel The Age of Ash awakens as our campaign continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comAustin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold!ALT: Austin Powers: Goldmember - I Love Gold! 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Descending into the Scarlet Citadel, to advance their quest To discover what has been unburied here, they step down two abreast In their haste, they ignore the wire, & the cleric triggers a trap As the crossbow bolts fly & everyone ducks, the bard just says “Oh crap!” #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com 011
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They surprisingly effective and really easy to use As well as adding an extra “Ooooh” element from the players when you place it down on the main map 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Sands of Fate campaign continues with our heroes descending deeper into the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com One of the most interesting things about the maps is the use of ‘secret’ map overlays for the DM to use if the players discover certain items or clues Simple but fantastic #dnd #ttrpg 232
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho!ALT: Captain Jack Sparrow: Drink Up Me Hearties, Yo Ho! 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So, these books and maps landed, giving a potentially explosive climax to our Sands of Doom campaign Arcana Unleashed (quick skim) looks great, with new spells, feats, rules for evolving weapons & creatures Deadfall looks…. *No Spoilers* and the artwork is fantastic #dnd #ttrpg 130
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026-As I wandered lonely as a- Beastie Boys: CLOUD! -That floats on high o’er vales and- Beastie Boys: HILLS! -When all at once I saw a- Beastie Boys: CROWD! -A host of golden- Beastie Boys: DAFFODILS!static.klipy.comBeastie Boys - License To Ill Music VideoALT: Beastie Boys - License To Ill Music Video 021
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh yes indeed… We have finally discovered the ruins of the Scarlet Citadel 🤓 000
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nothing as dramatic as yours We were attacked by animated trees and our heroes had to strike a bargain with a forest hag to be led to the lost Scarlet Citadel 🤓 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026After a battle with twig blights & animated trees & shrubs Our heroes follow a hag through a forest filled with fungi & bugs Down a lost trail, overgrown with age, blood & peril They finally arrive at the ruins of the Scarlet Citadel The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg @koboldpress.com 1152
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A bard, a cleric, a sorceress and a barbarian walk into a tomb…. (This is no joke!) 🤣static.klipy.comScanlan Shorthalt Playing The BandurriaALT: Scanlan Shorthalt Playing The Bandurria 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m thinking that you think Druid’s are a bit cool 😎static.klipy.comGetafix's Silly Dab in Asterix and Obelix: The Big FightALT: Getafix's Silly Dab in Asterix and Obelix: The Big Fight 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Moonbeam was fairly destructive 🤣static.klipy.comStar Wars: Death Star Destroys AlderaanALT: Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Had an interesting #dnd session this afternoon Running Waterdeep Dragon Heist, so after a bar brawl with a bunch of disgruntled locals, a troll pulls itself out of the Yawning Hole in the middle of the tavern And what does my brother do? Wildshape the Druid into a frikkin LION.. 😳 #ttrpg 130
Reposted by Mal HazelArt SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hobbit Day is soon, and I'm ready for it with little diplomas. Become an official Resident of the Shire 🌸 1289
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bone dice set 🎲🎲🎲 Quite possibly the weirdest set I have ever used (so far) They actually roll a lot better than I expected New tools for my College of Spirits Bard, Strutter? "To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub". #dnd #ttrpg 140
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Myth Drannor, once the famed City of Song Holds an answer to something forgotten & wrong Now the Red Wizards of Thay & their armies of undead Dig beneath the Scarlet Citadel searching for artefacts of dread Using this wonderful book by @koboldpress.com for our next campaign chapter #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What gif pops up when you type your name? 🙄 🎶Life is unfair🎶static.klipy.comMalcolm In The Middle: My Life SucksALT: Malcolm In The Middle: My Life Sucks 120
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And with the demonic invasion beaten back Our heroes continue onto the beaten track Following rumours & clues discovered throughout the day They head to Myth Drannor to locate the Red Wizards of Thay Using the Scarlet Citadel by @koboldpress.com for the next chapter It looks so good! 😊 #dnd #ttrpg 180
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make D&D characters but base them on Superheroes (any comic book source) and play a one shot 🧐static.klipy.comBaby Groot DancingALT: Baby Groot Dancing 031
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Travelling by ship, down from the tundra of Icewind Dale The Ranger is keen to pick up his lost brother’s trail They arrive in Waterdeep in time for the Annual City’s Games To compete against other adventurers seeking glory & fame Time for some #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 141
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comGhostbusters: Library Ghost ScareALT: Ghostbusters: Library Ghost Scare 070
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Well, Strutter has been on the holy wine produced by the clergy… So he could be his Legless???static.klipy.comLucille Ball Winks: 'Time for a Drinky Winky'ALT: Lucille Ball Winks: 'Time for a Drinky Winky' 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On the way to defend Ironspire Keep A cleric has awoken an evil that shall not sleep A lunar eclipse has cast shadows across the sky Welcome to the darkness where malevolence refuses to die The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 230
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You should already have Apple Books on it(?) It’s free 120
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Drop a Western hero:static.klipy.comCowboy Says 'I'm Your Huckleberry'ALT: Cowboy Says 'I'm Your Huckleberry' 130
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I can’t believe that nobody has cracked the “You shall not pass” joke yet 🙄 050
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The illustrious Strutter and crew are investigating the despicable deeds of the nefarious Red Wizards today And as jokes go… “Why couldn’t the Dragonborn Barbarian enter a rage?” “He had e-reptile dysfunction!” 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It’s a Curse of Strahd campaign, but Strahd is the late, great Kenneth Williams…. youtu.be/ERFzL7yLxNY?...youtu.beKENNETH WILLIAMS as dracula FRESH CREAM CAKES TV ADVERT 1985 naughty but nice THAMES TVB 1985YouTube video by IainLucey1972two 010
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The Mists of Barovia have released their dark embrace Our heroes return to Faerun with new dangers to face As they revel with friends in the sunlight of a new day They become aware of the threat rising from the lands of Thay The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 120
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 08/08/2026So the travels across Barovia have been deadly & hard Our heroes have received an invitation to dine with Lord Strahd As the mists of the land surround the Castle Ravenloft The Darklord plays a sonnet of doom that is both chilling & soft The Sands of Doom continues #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Out in the open, with a few behind the screen and a “Oh dear, that looks really bad….” exclamation from time to timestatic.klipy.comDr. Evil and Mike Myers Laughing HystericallyALT: Dr. Evil and Mike Myers Laughing Hysterically 020
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell: I'm So F***ing Scared Right NowALT: Will Ferrell: I'm So F***ing Scared Right Now 110
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Happy Jack’s Funhouse by @jeffstevensgames.bsky.social has been a hell of a ride It just flows off the page! (We honestly don’t know how some people play this as a one shot but then again…. @flittertail.bsky.social 🙄) The final battle with the BBEG, Happy Jack starts tonight 🤡🧛🏻♂️😫 #dnd #ttrpg #rpg 241
Mal Hazel @howlinggnome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The rules are set The dice are cold It’s time to battle the brave & the bold #dnd #ttrpg 110